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“Are you always such a smartass?”“Nope … sometimes I’m asleep.”
“Do you have any more smartass comments to make before I put that gag in your mouth?” She glared at him. She had a thousand things to say, but knew it would only get her deeper into trouble. It stung her pride to swallow her words, but
smartass-fallen-angel: ten-and-donna: masukunda: devourthegalaxy: sayingnotostatusquo: alwayscastle17: dauntless-nerdfighter: THIS IS BRILLIANT ON SO MANY LEVELS THIS IS BEAUTIFUL Excuse me, I think you’re forgetting a few people And last
i’m too tired to think of pirate names okay uh Captain Smartass Holmes and Doc Johnny One-Leg well now that’s just terrible limelasers: If you’re still doing requests, could we maybe please have some pirate!AU Sherlock and John? asilve
Dean you glorious smartass. :D
lysica: OH GOD I THINK I JUST DIED LMFAOOO
smartass-stripper: thatwitchaudrey: smartass-stripper: Okay I know one of you bitches has a TurboTax for Strippers Cheat Sheet. Reblog to save a life. So: Input how much money you made over the course of the year. This is your starting total. You can
giraffodil: Dance Style AU A lot of people have been saying that Hiphop doesn’t suit Pearl, so I changed her facial expression in the pic to get my point across. Salty smartass Pearl, who can lift her leg straight up over her head and walks on point
exotic-crystal-dancer: littlechocolatedancer: hashtag-stripper-problems: smartass-stripper: strippingdowninhibitions: haastsarend: Yes, please tell me all about how Nickelback and Buck Cherry bring in the big spenders, you racist fuck.
thankskenpenders:Sonic the Hedgehog is that kid you knew in elementary school who said stuff like this to be a smartass and always thought he was the funniest person in the room
smartass-stripper: matociquala: ariaste: Relationships are scary and complicated ONLY when you start thinking of your partner as some kind of adversary. You know how to stop being scared of relationships? Remember that it’s got a goddamn buddy
batmanisagatewaydrug: sethtalon: flashhwing: Alfred: don’t mind Master Bruce, he’s contractually obliged to be a hardass Bruce: well I don’t seem to remember you being contractually obliged to be a smartass Alfred: perhaps that’s because
lemme-holla-at-you: smartass-stripper: featheredtentacles: millzdont: So I can’t stop crying after watching this. this is by far the most incredible thing I’ve watched in days This is why I try to see the best in people. This is why I will always
impossiblefandoms: smartass-fallen-angel: ten-and-donna: masukunda: devourthegalaxy: sayingnotostatusquo: alwayscastle17: dauntless-nerdfighter: THIS IS BRILLIANT ON SO MANY LEVELS THIS IS BEAUTIFUL Excuse me, I think you’re forgetting a few
the-absolute-funniest-posts: kelsowench: J.K. “Smartass” Rowling Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
why be a smartass when you could be quiet
ditto you fucking smartass
turdlewexler: that isn’t being a smartass!!!! You’re 100% right, Hughes gives Roy a whole minute. you may proceed to throw yourself into a storm of feelings because you found and saw a minute detail that is absolutely heart wrenching just like
chasing-after-skirts: luckied: Leah? Hannah? And her eyes are bl- um, hazel? Green? I think I have a problem, sir. “Now I understand why you don’t keep long lasting relationship’s with woman.” Yeah? Why do you look so bored when going
the-absolute-funniest-posts: noobjake: LOL YOU SMARTASS. This is a cool blog to follow
daddys-little-doll replied to your post:daddys-little-doll replied to your post:Holy shit… wait, what. you’re german? nyet.just a smartass who knows way too many phrases in random languages :P
little-smartass: imaginemrspock: Captain, you are most definitely a bottom.
jaclcfrost: hipsterwatson: jaclcfrost: you could put every character i like in a room and yell “hey asshole” and probably 99% of them would look up and at least 50% of them would respond with a smartass remark more like 99%
jobhasnothingtolose: little-smartass: imaginemrspock: Captain, you are most definitely a bottom. No puedo con sus cejas.
leo-las: ironinkpen: Okay so you know these glasses right? I was in class and I put them on. And, being the dramatic smartass I am I turned to my friend and said, with the most conviction I could muster, “Behold- I am now ten times funnier.” And
brosfuck: - “I’m gonna fuck you, you little smartass.”
smartass-stripper: When you’re not sure if you want to work on Election Night or if you want to watch the results at a bar, but either way you will be drinking. AND ALL OF YOU BITCHES HAD BETTER BE REGISTERED AND VOTE BLUE! DON’T DO THAT THIRD PARTY
When you accidentally make a smartass comment to a rude customer
smartass-stripper: matociquala: ariaste: Relationships are scary and complicated ONLY when you start thinking of your partner as some kind of adversary. You know how to stop being scared of relationships? Remember that it’s got a goddamn buddy system
Miscellaneous Whatevers
midnight-fistfight: miss-perkey: Ditto you sassy fuck. What a smartass
thatfabulousfatgirl: when you make a smartass comeback without stuttering
the-absolute-best-gifs: kelsowench: J.K. “Smartass” Rowling Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
smartass-telepath: jw-northstar: cutenessradar: Kid - Ohh no my balloonCat - Don’t worry I got this just give me a momentCat - Here’s your balloon kidKid - Thank you kitty, Now follow me What a good kitty WHAT A GOOD KITTY OH GOSH
optimistic-pepperoni: smartass-stripper: kathereal: hashtag-stripper-problems: imaloser90skid: halharl-infigar: tumblr sex workers are wild they will call you and all your ancestors broke, make fun of you for not having a car or food, show off
smartass-stripper: swimmingferret: If someone underage initiates a sexual conversation with you- which isn’t just them asking for advice or sex ed -it is up to you, the adult, to shut the conversation down. You do not reciprocate and start speaking
She was a smartass about it but, she told me she loved her Valentine’s Day stuff. Here’s to having many more together babygirl, I love you!! @katiiie-lynn ❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘
suicidal-and-unwanted-babe: “‘Are you always a smartass?’ ‘Nope. Sometimes I’m asleep.’” — Jim Butcher, Blood Rites (via naturaekos)
someone-called-for-a-smartass: sass-master-jack-frost: imaqinative: IS THIS HEAVEN?! no it’s hell because i know what it’s like to assemble and disassemble those and I tell you, no fun was had. living up to your url I see. congrats
welcum-2-dolla-tree: memeguy-com:This fast food restaurant said theyd add an egg to anything for cents I jokingly asked them to add one to a soda I dont know what I expected You should have expected a smartass response to a smartass request.
ginaginashow: dominate-her-mind: That’s because you are a smartass it’s…….. hehe (evil laugh) Laughing…I thought this appropriate..for our current convo… ggdave1
babblzoom: wickedlittlesins: mydarkbaby: http://mydarkbaby.tumblr.com/ Apparently smartass can be added to the list…*weg* LMAO … ! Yes you can be!
daughterwatson: plot twist: mary was not actually going to shoot sherlock but then he said “no you won’t” like the smartass he is so she was like “oh fuck that’s it now i’m really going to shoot him”
11-11-1992: smartass-stripper: schumbug: queenxkimberly: When he doesn’t deserve any pussy from you but you deserve some dick 🤦🏻♀️🙄 you put it in words I’m confused as shit my life
