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Hey, let’s have some insight into living with OCD! When I learned my apartment’s laundry was “stackable,” I pictured a front-loader. Nope. This would have definitely changed my feelings about choosing this apartment complex.

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you know what I absolutely fucking hate when people chose a person over you and then when they have no one else they come running back to you. no, fuck you. fuck you for not being there for me when I needed you. fuck you for never making an effort to

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staff: Tumblr turns 10 years old this weekend! Here’s one way to celebrate: Ask our CEO and Founder David Karp anything you want. He’s doing an Answer Time tomorrow, February 17, at 3 p.m. Eastern. Should be an absolute blast. See ya there! Yeah

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