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There was Greg’s mother. Just the way he had left her after finally getting a chance to slip her the bimbo juice he had had for weeks now. Of course, she looked a little differently than she had in the morning.“Time to wake up, Mommy,†Greg drooled,
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roscoewilde: biscuitsarenice: “Here in the Pacific, 200 metres down, we enter an alien world… This is barreleye a fish with a transparent head filled with jelly so that it can look up through its skull.” - Sir David Attenborough Blue Planet
ethanredd: hustleinatrap: tweet of the century this is why we need to support black/POC/women/etc creators. i feel so bad for lil girls who grew up w this shit
erikkillmongerdontpullout: gahdamnpunk: This is actually so messed up…Making African women use substandard hygiene products is absolutely ridiculous People are mad about them taking the female symbol off the package but are silent about this.
kobresias: pound-f00lish: hauntu: Colby, Kansas @kobresias we put up Wheat Jesus to keep the corn wolves away Okay but like honestly, and I mean this from the very bottom of my soul….what the fuck????
lalalana13: make-love-like-war: livinginrapture: vonmunsterr: idiot-legs: nogodsonequeen: sexd0ll: captainkark: cultofthepigeon: thelongdarktea-timeofthesoul: slutintheory: The amount of unmitigated ignorance, straight up woman hate, and sexual
brain-confetti: nightvalemeteorologist:suctioning:Why She had a dream and she realized it. Hey wait but sit downThis is Megumi Igarashi She’s a Japanese artistJapan, the country with some of the most fucked up pornography and the penis festivalWhere
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE…..
What the fucking fuck….
What the FUCK is happening here…
What the fucking fuck bro?
What the FUCK did I just witness….
What the FUCK were the circumstances leading up to this….
180,000 thousand notes telling me to read the instruction booklet? a 180,000 plus notes… telling me to read the fucking instruction booklet. What the fuck man, are you fucking serious?! I’m about to turn on my DS right now and take a picture
bemusedlybespectacled: zebeck: geekygothgirl: newvagabond: cultofthepigeon: thelongdarktea-timeofthesoul: slutintheory: The amount of unmitigated ignorance, straight up woman hate, and sexual fear mongering being passed off as sex advice in this
gallifreyburning: cptdameron: What I fucking loved about this moment is that it could be taken two ways: either BB-8 being fucking adorable and trying his best to imitate Finn, or BB-8 being protective as fuck and saying Bitch if you fuck this up
strangeasanjles: how-to-be-a-sad-bitch: nevaehtyler: destinyrush: Unarmed Black Man With Hands Up Shot By Police. Charles Kinsey, 47, a behavior therapist from South Florida was shot in the leg three times by the police in North Miami while laying
libraofcolor: zooophagous: how-to-be-a-sad-bitch: monkeysaysficus: monstercub: Wtf is that? A storm elemental? Ball lightning fuck me all the way up Excuse me what the fuck is this Thats a demon you see shit like this and just realize like…
jessalrynn: amuzed1: black-to-the-bones: They’re literally calling for every white gun owner to step up and kill black people. That’s not okay. Just imagine a black person doing the same, saying the same things. A black person would be arrested
thefujoshi: awesomephilia: awesomephilia: WHAT THE FUCK WHO WOULD DO THAT APPARENTLY SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK i’m not sure if i hate someone enough to do this to them oh my god OH MY GOD WHO COMES UP WITH SHIT LIKE THIS
damittromney: my-name-is-long: damittromney: next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses. whAT THE FUCK
kosmik-kiko:emberadorn: koobaxion:Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasn’t too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like “hey… i think… i died… and
fuck-yeah-bears: Grizzly Bear by San Diego Zoo
stfuconservatives: seriouslyamerica: ladyatheist: logicd: Yup Neither person would fucking “scare me” if they were walking through my neighborhood at night. Oh, and we’re just straight up lying now and saying that he had “gang related tattoos”?
beekirby: berix-soul-reaver: amnail: huffingtonpost: A Mysterious Giant Legoman Has Appeared On A Japanese Beach Lego Island is real Is this what happens when you are finally ready to le These things have been washing up on beaches since 2007
what if mizuki didn’t have his mind broken and had his own route. what if he could actually do the diddly doo with aoba and he was just as a fucking nerd as koujaku. what if he actually bled from both nostrils.
what is this. what the fuck is this. why is everyone in the corner, i did not sign up for this you piece of shit villagers.
shut up, yamaguchi
vastderp-placeholder: rainbowbarnacle: An Engineer’s Guide to Advanced Cat Yodeling OW OW OWWWW MY BELLY HURTS FROM LAUGHING AND I THINK I MIGHT THROW UP PLAY IT AGAIN PLAY IT AGAIN
bloodbenders: DARREN WILSON REFUSED TO CARRY A NON-LETHAL TASER BECAUSE IT IS “NOT THE MOST COMFORTABLE THING.” PLEASE UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS.
hockeylvr42: In case anybody was wondering, Donald Trump just released his first official plan for his presidency on Sunday, 8/15, and HOLY SHIT is it scary To sum up this racist fuckery he calls a plan for office: •He intends to have the Mexican
mrrobotico: mrrobotico: 0mpcost: chiripepe: coconutwatersheetmask: hotgirltori: coconutwatersheetmask: Me reading about that dude on tumblr that’s killed like 3 ppl after setting up a cult in which he injects silicone into his cult followers’
americaninsomniacs: evangelinedawson: jawnn-locked: johnlock-consulting-husbands: flaming-tigers: rulelikeaunicorn: yunholic: supercthulhu: b1gb00tyb1tch3s: c-c-chuck: kiwibutt: xybutt: what the fuck is that what the fuck is that what the
sherrocked: My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola
raine-sage: snowwhitest: yuppyguppy: when u can see a minion’s bulge thru its overalls What the fuck kind of post is this. What the fuck. What the fuc every day we stray from god’s light
captainshroom: the year is 1888 me, the first palaeontologist to dig up a triceratops skull, whispering softly: what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuckkkk
gokuma: cleophatracominatya:krxs10: UNARMED BLACK MAN FATALLY SHOT BY VOLUNTEER COPEric Harris, who was unarmed, died an hour later after what Tulsa, Oklahoma police officials called a “mistake.” According to several news sources, On April 2nd,
equalistmako: ohmykorra: i want a video of this scene where everything is the same except for the fact that asami ends up accidentally farting
princefaery: princefaery: dogs will not eat your homework they are too smart for that i had a dream, which i woke up from to make this post i guess, where i was trying to make my dog eat my textbook so i wouldnt have to do my homework and he said “to
asraarr: this is f*cked up.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WHEN AN ABUSIVE EX CONTACTS ME AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS AND WE TALK FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES THEN LITERALLY 7 MONTHS LATER HE TEXTS ME AGAIN IT’S LIKE BRUH YOU’RE NOT WELCOME HERE AFTER I PUT UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT GO AWAYYYYYY
gurikajis: my speciality is Slicing up flesh. If need be, i’m prepared to display it.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEE
lemoe: k1mkardashian: iamretrokid: brandyliquor: lovethyhippie: slutparfait: sereneseven: beam-meh-up-scotty: suckmesleezi: morphinginthepuhsea: thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog: laughricanamerican: holypickles: fuckthepickle: This is the
bottomsurgery: Tw: transmisogyny, police brutality, racism This is my trans mother, Adriana Paris Thomas. She’s currently being hunted by police for the sole fact she is transgender. Her ex boyfriend was a lawyer and upon their break up he said she
WOW OK never thought I would have to say this but DONT FUCKING SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOU NAKED IN BED SHOOTING UP??? like what the fuck is that? thats honestly messed up
lywinis: nikinapalm: jotarokujoint: beautilation: At Comic Con today, I went as Black Cat. This is a shitty picture and there will be better ones of my whole costume coming up but I just want to say something. Black Cat’s costume has a fair amount
noibatitty: freeiwatobiswimm: Rin speaking English!!! Haruka trying to understand! Omg XD now we all knows someday, Rin can speak to us! O//.///o THIS IS SO FUCKINGG SURREAL LISTENING TO AUSTRALIAN ACCENTS IN ANIME WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT IM HAVIG
phonetap: futuretrains: One of the top contenders for yugioh card art + name combo. they’ve really stepped up their game
lynxgriffin: Okay so I’m in the middle of my second true pacifist run in Undertale (trying to get everything I missed the first time) and I finished up the date with Alphys and headed on over to start the True Lab segment And on a whim, I decided to
What the fuck is going on with Kill La Kill, Shit is gettin’ to real..
what the fuck the layout in my first page is fucked up is this part of tumblr’s prank too? come on staff explain this shit
HA! I am literally nauseous from reading this last sentence. Are you fucking joking? I want to throw up. I can’t practice yoga in the nude in public, anywhere in the world, apparently, because someone will “mess me up,” which could include physically
