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I masturbate at least once a day thinking about my younger brother. I’ve come to terms with that now. But it’s gone deeper. I dress up and pretend he’s my teacher or my boss or whatever. I picture him calling me names and having his

That Chaser (I dunno if he has a name anymore) lost a bet with the buff downsizer (Dank Downsizer? Whatever I’ll call him buffsizer) so that’s how it goes. But hey, he finally got honest with himself! Even though it involved getting a massive dick

hayesgrierismybae: iconicmendes: thatdallasboytho: SpiderCam, SpiderCam, does whatever a SpiderCam does Can he swing from a web? Probably not, so call 9-1-FUCKING-1 Look out, it’s the SpiderCam… Jesus fucking christ Omfg reblogging for that A

imyourxpassenger: I have never been the most confident girl. Yes i know I’m big, thick, fat, curvy, whatever you want to call it, I have some extra pounds on me. My most recent relationship ended when after 3 years of being with me he said, “maybe

bustysister: I masturbate at least once a day thinking about my younger brother. I’ve come to terms with that now. But it’s gone deeper. I dress up and pretend he’s my teacher or my boss or whatever. I picture him calling me names and having his

plagueofgripes: Day 12. Wolf girl (Tirsiak) from the endless mode of Spooky’s House of Jumpscares. Or whatever it’s called now. I imagine she was stalking and attacking the player, until the player caught her instead. He was then mauled to death.

Day 12. Wolf girl (Tirsiak) from the endless mode of Spooky’s House of Jumpscares. Or whatever it’s called now. I imagine she was stalking and attacking the player, until the player caught her instead. He was then mauled to death. Or she

plagueofgripes: Day 12. Wolf girl (Tirsiak) from the endless mode of Spooky’s House of Jumpscares. Or whatever it’s called now. I imagine she was stalking and attacking the player, until the player caught her instead. He was then mauled to death.

ohwadebarrett: I think he is going to have a life size cut out of himself or whatever it is those things are called.

So I found an ancient forum for a guild I used to be in before… ancient times. Whatever, it was years ago. There was this person called Sol, who was a nice guy and funny. Man I miss that derp even though he sometimes knew how to push my buttons.

transatlanticalien:Been watching some of the DVD extras recently and although I love how tightly written BCS is, it’d still be a great show if they just pointed a camera at Bob for 10 hours and let him say whatever the hell he wanted

//I should be in bed. Need to be up in six hours as it is.

hotephoetips: what if i told you that it isn’t a woman’s responsibility to keep a man from cheating on her? If a nigga cheats, he chose that. Not her. Fidelity, faithfulness, monogamy, whatever you wanna call it, is a choice. Bottom line.

blurrymelancholy: I screwed up too many times. Those calls you gotta make, I start down that road… I almost lost my boy - who he was. Whatever else this place needs, I’m here for it.Infected

bbwsrock: planet-thickness: tiwistedtemptation:I may be Fat, Thick, Overweight, Obese… Whatever you want to call it. But i have a fiance who loves and supports me no matter if im100lbs or 300lbs 😊 He better support you becuz if he doesn’t I

professoriallyyours: “Wait. Just like this. Don’t move until I call for you.” It’s the instruction that causes both butterflies and knots to form in a girl’s tummy as she waits patiently for whatever he may have planned.

nbyay: LeBron James On His Friendship With Carmelo Anthony “He can call me any time, any day, and whatever it is, I’ll drop whatever I’m doing. … It’s to a point where, you know, anything - obviously if anything happened to him, I wouldn’t

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