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“Come with me and I’ll make sure the Hound isn’t the only thing howling.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
“Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?”
“Just give me a chance and I’ll be Reichen your bed Bach and forth all night.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and let you lick it off?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about the one in the fridge.”
“If you’d let me, I’d twiddle you all day and night.”
“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth whenever I punch your face.”
“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted by Raj (no username).
“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m not talking about cigarettes.”
“I’ll be the knife and you be the Cluedo board: Let me pin you against the wall.”
“I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each other go out and have fun.”
“I would ‘coordinate’ with you and a pair of handcuffs in a dark alley anytime.”
“I’d wait for you even if you faked your death and didn’t return for three years.”
“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel, and that’s not just the shock talking.”
“I want to grow old, retire, and study bees with you.”
“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever and all that, but you could just booty call me. On my phone.”
“I don’t need a good coat and a short friend to look ‘tall,’ if you get what I mean.”
“Mrs. Turner has married ones. How about you and I be Mrs. Hudson’s married ones?”
“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side of town and it could be dangerous.”
ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up lines with the most notes from whatever category I’m spotlighting are the ones that get put in the photoset. But today’s my birthday so SCREW THAT, I’M JUST POSTING MY FAVOR
“I named our dog Gladstone because you make me happy and hard.”
“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see my red pants?” (Thank you so much to andrisbiedrins for sending the screencap. I couldn’t find any images of Martin Freeman wearing red bottoms except as Arthur Dent, and apparently
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me and asked me to spy on my flatmate.”
“Forget tobacco ash. I’d rather blog two hundred and forty-three reasons why I love you.”
“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple hours and then cuddle on the stairs.”
“We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just because we pulled you out of a bonfire.”
“Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?” Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?
“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea
“Crap telly and chill?â€
“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.â€
Happy Halloween, followers! Sorry again I had to upload this so late. (And yes, that’s a Goomba on Sherlock’s face. I was gonna do a Luigi hat, but that would have been too predictable.)
“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly Hooper, and twenty-five at most tramps.â€
“If Moriarty suggested that you and I elope, I would not find it impertinent or offensive.â€
The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous people.
I… I don’t even know, you guys. It was supposed to be something cute with Rosie’s first Easter and some domestic Johnlock, but then there was a murder bunny and an infant somehow able to solve crimes and it all turned to crack. I regret nothing.Hap
In Eurus’s defense, Sharon from the PTA totally deserved to have her head severed and stuffed with candy.Happy Mother’s Day, all!~ Froggy, your admin
fiveteacups: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson(s) Prepare yourself, Moare. I’m gonna take you for such a ride.
drtanner: Reblog for good art and fucking adorable even if I don’t watch Sherlock. Neither do I but aaahhhh this is really well done!
blackmoods: and believe me to be, my dear fellow,Very sincerely yours,Sherlock Holmes
Holmes and Watson
artbykira: click and drag. I BELIEVE IN SHERLOCK HOLMES
corneliapornelia: That’s what it’s for. - Arthur Miller AND AN ENTIRE FANDOM.
livin-la-vida-loki-d: whumpresource: whumpresource: If you like Sherlock, you MUST watch this video and you WILL drown in a puddle of your own tears of pain and feels. Beautiful… Ok I was really scared that it was going to end with a clip from
notmydate: Possible backstory to the Christmas jumper: The jumper was an early Christmas gift from Sherlock. Sherlock worried it was a bit much and that John would be offended by this gentle poke at his fondness for jumpers. But John was delighted;
purrlockholmes: John: I could teach you about history.Sherlock: All that counts right now is pure chemistry. guixonlove asked for Professors Holmes and Watson making out in between classes. And good lord. I can say it got away from me, since it was
~Support me on Patreon~A patron requested Labyrinth x Johnlock :))) I went with adult John looking for his young daughter Rosie, and maybe deciding the Labyrinth isn’t such a bad place after all :))))))
that awkward moment when South Korean television and Tumblr decides that Sherlock Holmes is a romantic drama…
So, I tried to draw John and Sherlock seriously…but then that happened. >>;
Elementart 2x23 “Art In the Blood” - Joan and Sherlock reunion
nairobiwonders: thomasmagnumpi:And, most importantly, he understands you. He understands you and me.Wh-What do you mean by that? Adding OPs tags: #joan watson#sherlock holmes #brotp: you and i are bound #bella#THE single best spoken way to say i love
the-swift-tricker: i love how in most adaptations of Sherlock Holmes it’s almost always Watson that is utterly devoted to Sherlock and acts as his loyal sidekick. meanwhile in Elementary Sherlock sees Watson and is immediately like
bperlownps: Trade Paperback Cover for Watson and Holmes - A Study In Black, in comic shops in mid december. Includes issues 1-5. Retail 16.99, will be cheaper at some places if pre-ordered. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/ASIN/1939516013 PREORDER
elementarystan: Elementary Season 4 Trailer Holmes, Watson, and Holmes?
superheroesincolor: superheroesincolor: Watson And Holmes Vol. 1: A Study In Black (2014)“Collecting the entire first arc of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes and Dr John Watson re-envisioning as African Americans living in New York City’s
watsonisgay: getsherlock: i bet sherlock will go to do something stupid and john will be like “don’t you dare, william sherlock scott holmes!” and sherlock will say “or what, john hamish watson?” and they’ll just stare at each other for
aconsultingdetective: ∞ Scenes of Sherlock If you know who I am, then you know who he is [because there’s no Sherlock Holmes without John Watson, and there’s no John Watson without Sherlock Holmes].
scrappydont: “This will be interesting, because there’s a lot of history behind Sherlock Holmes and Watson, and I’m sure there’s going to be a lot of opinions about the idea that we’re remaking it, and that we named the characters Holmes and
Commissioned piece featuring Pearl and Steven as Sherlock Holmes and Watson! Thanks for the commission!
![aconsultingdetective: ∞ Scenes of Sherlock If you know who I am, then you know who he is [because there’s no Sherlock Holmes without John Watson, and there’s no John Watson without Sherlock Holmes].](https://40.media.tumblr.com/11e213f9f11bfb02cb91b9d01073d917/tumblr_nan7i2LTUq1qzgltlo1_250.gif)
