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When people trip and fall in a horror movie.
funniestpicturesdaily: Perfect Sad but true, and funny.
kittenkraze: sexual-texts: deep sexts on your dash? True, true, and Lol!
danielkanhai: sometimes, when i want to really treat myself, i turn my phone brightness up juust a little bit. i feel like i’m splurging. like i’m living a king’s life. sometimes i turn it up all the way and i’m like, “this is what god’s
zicosucks: Think of all the times you’ve been the Disneyland and how an idol was probably there but you were oblivious of the existence of Koreans so you ignored the awkward group of Asians walking around when they were actually beautiful pieces of
laina: mostly10:porrn: Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone??? thanks to tumblr literally every time i go to the bathroom when i’m drunk i think about this post and sit there laughing to
aresmarked: durpacerangerrogjro: bogleech: I’ve repeatedly seen British people make fun of American food for apparently always being either “too sweet or too salty” but our cuisine is still pretty mild compared to a lot of other countries, and
kalxskirata: tymorrowland: laughbro: videohall: What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night I’m swedish and you probably think this is a joke, but its true WHY THIS IS PERFECT
sumisa-lily: asweetheartbeing40: Lol @sumisa-lily! That’s too funny! “More of a suggestion!!” 😂😂😂😂 It’s true @asweetheartbeing40. I actually had to trade in my Mustang because I kept getting pulled over. Throw in a cd, crank it, and
Funny and Relatable!
lol SO true. After I gasm I want to just lay there and ENJOY it. I am completely asexual for a good 10 minutes. Geez. Is 10 minutes so much to ask? Women! BAH!
lol Jesus always puts a damper on misplaced suicidal tendencies. So true.
bee-hole: Being bisexual is weird because like I don’t know about other bisexuals, but bi-erasure is so strong that even I think I’m faking it sometimes?? like one day I’ll wake up and be like “I’m obviously living a lie I’m a giant homosexual??”
lucifersverse: vextape: if you’re a 19 year old girl getting fucked in the butt on cam live to 10,000 viewers you are my hero, that’s true bravery. Because this is saving the world and making a difference…..right. Thats not a hero. Thats a girl
lmaonade: imagine aliens came to earth and discovered drum n’ bass lol “just two human instruments to make a song?” they would think but they’re in for a surprise lol
lalalalondes: myadamantiumheart: canyoudigitmotherlicker: finding well written fanfiction for your OTP finding out it’s multichapter AND completed finding out there’s smut in every chapter and it still maintains plot
Hey y'all! I know I haven’t been active on here lately (been busy but I’m gonna try and be around more) but I thought you guys might like to know that my sister had her baby and I’m now officially an auntcle*!
nekama: how do people on tumblr become so interesting that people actually willingly ask them about their life like i’ve been here for 3 years and i’m pretty sure half of you don’t even know my name
ffxivreactions: When you’re running through a map on a mount and an aggro mob hits you with Heavy.
throw your hands in the air if youre a true player :) lol r.i.p. biggie smalls biggie biggie biggie smalls is the illest
twisteddoll: serepuff: true story ~ during naptime in kindergarten, instead of sleep i would do all of these movements to see if one would unlock my transformation sequence and I would become Sailor Earth ;v;~ it never worked and i was always sad haha
The difference between men and women after a break up
slowqueen: that blog that follows and talks to all of your friends but not you
shejla24: these daddy blogs be thirsty for anything, you could post broccoli and someone will write a long ass paragraph like “this tight little piece of vegetable slut is obviously desperate for daddys hard thick cock pumping into all her holes”
ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
grinderman2: me in high school: omg cant wait for college me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave
thetardiswantstoknowwherecasis: What the… but… how… wha…. how did this person…. I… I actually tried it. I FUCKING TRIED IT AND IT’S FUCKING TRUE
uglysaiah: prettyboyshyflizzy: sageoftenpaths: brownglucose: brizziebaby: So many great memories from this time 10 years ago I am so old Lean back was the shit tho 10 years already ? wtf damn a nigga gon be grey haired and wrinkled soon when
clarknokent: thefrogman: southpauz: True story. I just wanted a refill on my Sprite. That’s all I wanted. and I would have done anything for it Lmao
iamwizz:I wake up every morning and play this for motivation
aslutfor5sos:moriartystayingalive:If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want
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theelvenkingsunderthesky: vaguerock: partyatsatans: theelvenkingsunderthesky: “Homosexuality is wrong, the Bible says it!”So is: wearing two different fabricseating pigs and rabbits wearing torn clotheshaving short hairhaving tattooshaving more
ammit420: healthhopehappinesss: ammit420: white men not allowed inside public buildings till we get this all sorted out I’m black and I think this is stupid. Racism isn’t funny any way around im black and this post goes so hard i love it I’m
trublulotus: tacos-and-thickbitches: kngshxt: kingjaffejoffer: thickassmermaid: thisishiphoplifestyle:7mangoes: Titty men are more relationship oriented. Ass men be certified hoes. now that I’m thinking about it. this kinda true. 😂😂😂😂😂
kingjaffejoffer: List of Drake’s career accomplishments1. Ruined the term “BBW”2. Got urinated on by T.I’s weed carrier and didn’t do anything3. Ruined the legendary beat for “Back Dat Azz Up” 4. Caught using ghostwriter5. Wore this
lightersandipods: I miss old r&b. can’t cool out and unwind when all these niggas tryna rap and talking about fucking your girl or poppin bottles. I worked 11 hours beloved, I don’t wanna hear that shit.
thedailyshow: comedycentral: Trevor takes issue with calling President Obama–or anyone for that matter–a pussy. Click here to watch. Trevor last night I watched a pussy pop out three of my big head kids and snap back like it was nothing. Being
lucidnee: it’s wild how I’ll easily drop ฤ on food or lipstick but if I see a shirt over บ I’m like “????? You want me to pay บ.24 for a cotton shirt??? Cotton that my ancestors used to pick??? And you want meeee to pay for that???”
the-littlelolita: There’s one of these in West Virginia and it is SO lit.
patrickat: zouisprideflag: just-shower-thoughts: Today’s date is 2²/3²/4². YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS TODAY Be there and be square. Somebody was waiting for this for years
micdotcom: Not all heroes wear capes. The woman in the photos is Zakia Belkhiri and — the response to her photos has been wonderfully encouraging.
nightxvision: yeahwriters: tardiscrash: Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines.
lady-chyna: pixielifts: africanyounot: So my little sister just burst into my room, grabbed me and whispered “omg the reason Patrick is so clueless is because he lives under a rock” I… To be honest did not get that until now omg
lionmighty: justastrongcountryboy: 05-fubu: tattoedsiren: localstarboy: When Baltimore niggas meet DMV niggas 😂😂 Bruh 😂😂😂😂😂 I know too many niggas that sound like this and it’s annoying why is this shit so true nigga 😑😅
thepinkcornmoon: honestly? self care is live. I started drinking more water, exercising and generally taking better care of myself and I feel like a different person tbh Same. I actually can go upstairs and not feel like I’m dying now. It’s
terriblecacti:Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone,
kingjaffejoffer: DOG …. this is so true, and hilarious
hutchj: merelybeing: The way he whispered “it’s really funny.” And how proud he is at his joke and the little bows. I love him.
sassively: exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest: Things that need to be more affordable: -plane tickets -whole, natural foods -gas -workout clothing -phone bills -University (education) tuition Things that need to be more expensive: -processed foods that are
ragingbitchfest:stylinfcuk:laughing so hard because this is so accurate We used AIM but same thing. LOL, is this worldwide?
dogsinspirerabbits: ghostguest: rj4gui4r: Be careful what you say and to whom you say it. My family needs to see this. this actually made me cry, this is so true and it’s so upsetting
