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Turtle’s eye view (a 4 day old African Spurred Tortoise sits on his mother’s head)
Do not threaten a hungry tortoise
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Tortoise penis LOL
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riversidearchives: One Turtle’s Story May 23 is World Turtle Day, a day sponsored annually by the American Tortoise Rescue organization to increase knowledge of, and respect for, turtles and tortoises worldwide. Shown here are six sequential photographs
loreweaverzoa: masteroflag-meh: sweet-apple-analysis: adimals: tarotheraccoon: noirorion: I need to share my torment with the internet aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH nopenopenoepNOPE FUCKING STIP I already saw this so
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tortoise shell bondage (Kikkou) w/ pincushion.
mymodernmet: When a vet, Dr. Carsten Plischke, discovered that Blade the tortoise was unable to walk due to a growth disorder, he used his son’s LEGO bricks to build a mini “wheelchair” to help the little tortoise roll around while his limbs
godcano: yoheezy: frantzfandom: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals are you telling me the fastest man
frantzfandom: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals
ahsadler: kamenrideraqua: coolthingoftheday: Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015. he looks great, what’s his secret Dermatologists HATE him
online-ghost: captainamerica-in-middle-earth: exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: things I love about this someone tried to ship a tortoise by mail the tortoise did not like being shipped by mail “live harmless reptile” her face the tortoise’s face Thats
gallusrostromegalus: thefrogman: sirfrogsworth: He doesn’t look a day over 129. This is Jonathan the Great Tortoise. He lives at the Governor’s mansion on St. Helena island in the South Atlantic. (The final resting place of Napoleon Bonaparte.)
officialadult: online-ghost: captainamerica-in-middle-earth: exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: things I love about this someone tried to ship a tortoise by mail the tortoise did not like being shipped by mail “live harmless reptile” her face the tortoise’s
bogleech: trulyvincent: Golden Target Tortoise Beetle by the way heres a better look at their little face
gifsboom: Video: Tortoise Tries to Eat Kitten’s Toes
awhile ago i decided to do a follow up to the reminder series with ancient animals, and asked for anyone’s favorites. i already picked all the ones i’m gonna use, but i also got a suggestion for the Pinta Island tortoise, which was unfortunately
Tortoise: A Faulerro Page.
catosaurr: oreodevourer: catosaurr: oreodevourer: If you don’t like turtles. I don’t like you. That’s a tortoise.. catosaurr “From a biological perspective, a tortoise is a kind of a turtle, but not all turtles are tortoises.” Turtles
sofunnygifs: Camera shy tortoise More Funny Gifs Deceptively fast fuck.
jaubaius: Tortoise shells have nerve endings and are sensitive to the slightest touch. This tortoise at Badger Run Wildlife Rehab loves to feel her shell scratched, so a kind volunteer made her a scratching device. Credit: Badger Run Wild Rehab /
thefrogman: Zooborns… These are a few of some 45 hatchlings from the Linton Zoological Gardens in the UK. They are African Sulcata Giant Tortoises, also knowns as Spurred Tortoises — the third largest tortoise in the world, second only to the Galapagos
thedailywhat: Cute Animals Being Cute of the Day: Mondays suck (especially if you’re one of the unlucky few who have to work) — so here’s a tortoise wiggling its happy butt to Benny Benassi’s “Satisfaction” while having its shell scrubbed
petsatbirthdays: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MORRIS! Morris is an excellent name for a tortoise.
bleacherreport: 49ers QB Colin Kaepernick and his 115-pound pet tortoise named Sammy. This Colin Kaepernick fellow is really growing on me <3
turtlefeed: Turtles and tortoises wearing hats. Sources: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
thefrogman: Tortoise cozies crocheted by Katie Bradley [etsy]
sdzoo: Even Galapagos tortoises enjoy watermelon in the summer. Watch the full video.
shouldntbeagoodingoodbye: kingcheddarxmas: yuchai: Lucy likes strawberries a little bit (p.s. I took her out of her soak right before this, not pee) #tortoise Imagine getting to eat food that is as big as you -darksider-
reptilefacts: How Tortoises Respond To Touch It is widely known that dogs and cats respond well to human touch, but what about other animals? This was the question that inspired the Smithsonian to investigate whether or not tortoises enjoyed being
ostrich-cakes: My tortoise Ozzy just had her 4th birthday, so I made her a watermelon and cantaloupe layered cake with carrot candles. She had zero respect for my presentation.
therotten1: fvace: ithelpstodream: The world’s oldest tortoise is in a relationship with a younger reptile, and it turns out that tortoise is a male. Jonathan, who is 186 years old, has been in a relationship with a fellow tortoise Frederic for the
nationalpost: ‘Two-headed’ tortoise goes on display at Ukraine museumA ‘two-headed’ Central Asian tortoise has gone on display at the natural science museum in Kiev, Ukraine. Or, at least, it looks like a two-headed tortoise.“Strictly speaking
libutron: Holy Cross Tortoise Beetle - Aspidomorpha sanctaecrucis The Holy Cross Tortoise Beetle, Aspidomorpha sanctaecrucis (Coleoptera - Chrysomelidae) is a species of tortoise beetle found in Southeastern Asia. These beetles live and feed on leaves
Tortoises live much longer than humans...
Tortoise was a good option #tortoiseframes #naturalhair
grimphantom2: realmofstelo: grimphantom2: exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: things I love about this someone tried to ship a tortoise by mail the tortoise did not like being shipped by mail “live harmless reptile” her face the tortoise’s face LOL poor
coolthingoftheday: TOP TEN COOLEST BEETLES 1. Golden tortoise shell beetle 2. Giraffe weevil 3. Planthopper beetle 4. Harlequin beetle (male) 5. Imperial tortoise beetle 6. Neon tortoise shell beetle 7. Golden beetle 8. Yellow beetle 9. Jewel beetle
online-ghost:captainamerica-in-middle-earth: exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: things I love about this someone tried to ship a tortoise by mail the tortoise did not like being shipped by mail “live harmless reptile” her face the tortoise’s face Thats
lizawithazed: ahsadler: ninjachibi12: exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: things I love about this someone tried to ship a tortoise by mail the tortoise did not like being shipped by mail “live harmless reptile” her face the tortoise’s face @elektronx
animals-riding-animals: tortoise riding tortoise riding tortoise
Tortoise and the Hare by edwinhuang
Tortoise helps friend who’s flipped over this just made me laugh hysterically then cry. i think i might be starting my period soon hahah
canto34: online-ghost: captainamerica-in-middle-earth: exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: things I love about this someone tried to ship a tortoise by mail the tortoise did not like being shipped by mail “live harmless reptile” her face the tortoise’s
my-lisa33: Natasha Accessories Tortoise Pony ❤ liked on Polyvore (see more tortoise headbands) (via Tumbling)
ahsadler: ninjachibi12: exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: things I love about this someone tried to ship a tortoise by mail the tortoise did not like being shipped by mail “live harmless reptile” her face the tortoise’s face @elektronx that is a snapping
sloanfinley: thedailywhat: Six Million Dollar Tortoise of the Day: A 12-year-old African spur-thighed tortoise named Gamera (as if there is any other name for a tortoise) had to have his left front leg amputated after suffering a life-threatening severe
tortoise-on-its-back: ben-azul: thejungleofmufasa: pymparticles: Halls CRUSHING that social media game right now. omfg I’m dying. Sweet Jesus
tormans-space: chainsawpunk: ithelpstodream: The world’s oldest tortoise is in a relationship with a younger reptile, and it turns out that tortoise is a male. Jonathan, who is 186 years old, has been in a relationship with a fellow tortoise Frederic
fvace: ithelpstodream: The world’s oldest tortoise is in a relationship with a younger reptile, and it turns out that tortoise is a male. Jonathan, who is 186 years old, has been in a relationship with a fellow tortoise Frederic for the past 26 years.
Tank is for me another confirmation that this show is awesome. I mean… flying turtles? Give me something more awesome… TORTOISES! All right, all right, tortoises