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“I would frequent cafes just to have a meeting with you.”
“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position in your bedroom.”
“I have cake in both hands; I’ll have to use my mouth.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted by somenerdygirl.
“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’ any time you want.” Submitted by thedithatcould.
“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll do everything you tell me to.”
“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother won’t be able to break me.”
“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to. You’re the one I’m sexting.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted Anthea sexting.
“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever and all that, but you could just booty call me. On my phone.”
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired by this (submitted by sherlockian4life13).
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”
“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
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“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.” Submitted (with photo) by somenerdygirl.
“Want to go to Buckingham Palace and color-coordinate our ties?”
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me and asked me to spy on my flatmate.”
“Want to occupy a minor position in the British government?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’m not haunted by your penis. I miss it.”
barachiki: Mycroft abducts John to show off his new hat. Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day 5
“Care to be my goldfish?”
Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade in honor of them finally sharing a scene together (and because it was the most requested ship from you guys).
“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date to the Watson wedding?”
“I learned Serbian in a couple hours. Want to see how quickly I can get to know your tongue?”
“The things we’d like to do to you… I have a list. Mycroft has a file.”
“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”
“Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents.”
“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.”
“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.”
“If you be my goldfish, I promise to keep you plenty wet.”
“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll never have to handle a broken heart.”
“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted to be a pirate.”
“We should go clubbing together. And I don’t mean going to the Diogenes Club.”
“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m upgrading your surveillance status to grade three active.”
“If I can convince a sniper to reconsider shooting John, I’m sure I can convince you to reconsider not dating me.”
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would never go on a diet if I had to give up something as sweet as you.â€
“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take me with you everywhere you go.â€
“Holmes is where my heart is.â€
“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.â€
“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.â€
“You don’t need to manipulate security cameras to convince me to get into your car.â€
“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but I wish you would hold my hand instead.â€
“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill when you get plenty of exercise running through my mind?â€
“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger to spice up my life.â€
“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.â€
“I may eat breakfast in The Stranger’s Room, but I certainly don’t want to be a stranger to you.â€
“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty year old grave just to spend time with you.â€
“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right now the only ring I care about is the one I’m going to propose to you with.â€
“I want to be more permanently glued to you than Mycroft’s ever expanding backside is to his spot.â€
“Will you be my enemy that I must certainly lose to?â€
“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you see my dick.â€
“If you came to my house in the middle of the night, my umbrella sword isn’t the only thing I’d be whipping out.”
“Without you, my heart is colder and emptier than Mycroft’s fridge.”
“My heart isn’t much of a target, but Cupid still managed to hit it when I first laid eyes on you.”
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”
“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not being long, but you’re the only one I need on it anyway.”
CLICK FOR NSFW revenge for THIS katzensprotte said: Now all I can think of is Mycroft and Greg shagging on Sherlock’s armchair as an “act" of revenge. traumachu: I just wanted to augment Falka’s idea that Greg and Mycroft have sex on Sherlock’s
mycroft-in-leggings: thetwinsharries: bloggin-sivan: litsy-kalyptica: tyleroakley: i3troyler: They have all come so far. FETUSTUBERS. no jack you’re doing it wrong. you’re supposed to start off with a really fucking bad camera and have no
clue-ing: whEN SHERLOCK WAS CLOSE TO DEATH HE WAS ARGUING WITH MYCROFT BUT AS A LITTLE BOY SO NO MATTER WHAT SHERLOCK SAYS HE ALWAYS SEES HIMSELF INFERIOR TO MYCROFT
