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(S) This sounds like something (M) would say. If he did, I would climb on and never get off :)
the-deprived: This sounds like something Temp-tati0ns would reply.
ask-atherian-films: just-shower-thoughts: Male unicorn genitalia should be referred to as “Majesticals”. @whatsa-smut this sounds like something you would do… I can confirm this.
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rachiella3: surprisebitch: whitepeopletwitter: When one of your customers spanks your ass i thought it was about working in retail omg this honestly sounds like something that would happen to a retail worker and that’s the worst part.
tymorrowland:radiofreederry:I am now convinced that he has cancerwhy does this sound like something trump would tweet?
This sounds like something your mother would say, but it is still so true.
disproven: traceymoesby: kohwala: telepath more like telepathetic this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique
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firstjumperonfire: okcupidescapades: one time when i was a little drunk and laying in bed with a guy, i kissed his neck and mumbled “i could beat the shit out of you” in his ear. he said “i know” imagine your otp
empressofthelibrary: cryoverkiltmilk: nickybozz: wild-wild-west1: lesgardenias: I wish it would snow with rose petals there’s a volcano in a village in Costa Rica that erupts rose petals ~KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE~ Top Ten Travel Desitnations
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deluminator: deluminator: i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom
traceymoesby: kohwala: telepath more like telepathetic this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique
miss-nerdgasmz: iguanamouth: catharsis (alternate letters) #got a comment on here once like#this sounds like something a condescending adult would say to a kid#and its not actually helpful it doesnt mean anything#and i guess it kind of is#considering
grawly: fruitsgood: guidancerune: further proof that tyler1 isnt the same species as us i cant stop watching this im so fucking enthralled by the sound that water bottle makes when he absolutely destroys it it sounds like something a foley artist would
ourhotwifefantasy: Ourhotwifefantasy This sounds like something we could do M. It’s not as though it would be your first time riding in the back seat with another man having fun. -J
akiyama-san: “This sounds like something I would say.”
basedgosh: saviorownsoul: basedgosh: ive seen various “*white girl voice*” posts that are followed by phrases that are actually just common among everyone yall are ridiculous this sounds like something a white girl would say jokes on you im an
inteligasm: candycoveredprincess: fancypancakes: you cant come back from that This really sounds like something I would do So who got the knife first? I woulda raced for the knife after that staredown.
unthrifty–loveliness: edgebug: tastefullyoffensive: Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112) this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes This sounds like something my father would do.
zarsala: this sounds like something my dad would say
debthaver: un-neofriended: Someone please quickly explain baby clothing sizes to me baby clothes are smaller than most adult or even childrens clothes. i hope this helps
shittyidea: Want to ice skate? Superglue knives to the bottom of your feet
president-abraham-lincoln: yourmomstwitter: To be fair, this does sound like something Lincoln would have said I did say this once, to Mr. Seward, who can’t grow any facial hair to save his life.
lostcave:how coming out went for me. also just so you know, i never threatened suicide, i don’t know where she got that from. luckily i went in knowing that this would be the outcome, and really, i’m okay. my dad is the most supportive human being
destinationwolf: But I do, give a fuck floyd379 - this sounds like something you would say!!!
awavyybabyy: danisontnonfire: whoreloser: dekuturkey: elionking: child… i am losing it @lapislazulioceancop this sounds like something Miranda Sings would say I really can’t believe that people actually think this way. Like naw bruh she
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asweetheartbeingnaughty: fanofallmusic: This sounds like something we would say J! Yes it does!
fanofallmusic: hplyrikz: I can relate to this Sounds like something I would do
gravityanomaly: I was watching Bob’s Burgers and there’s this one scene where Louise is tying shrimp to balloons and she releases them into a grocery store and that sounds like something Mabel would do. i thought the same thing
askclockworkandskydrifter reblogged your post:A curse? What would that be? “Sounds like something dangerous that lives inside you or something. This kind of stuff sounds like what I would expect… “I don’t believe I understand your
loycos:proposing on accident just sounds like something PB would do