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harvzilla: DA RULES (General Caption Story Blogging) I was talking to @tf-servant earlier this week answering his questions about running a blog and general things to know so I wanted to write a public post just to explain my personal rules and
Thinking is too hard for you, isn’t it. You need a man to explain things to you. In the back of your tiny little mind you think it didn’t always used to be this way, but it hurts your dumb little brain to dwell on it. So much better to be
shinichameleon: Official art by CLAMP from TYPE MOON ACE VOL.9 / Fate/flower shower. Geez, how do I explain this… First thing first, this poster art was resized and cropped because cannot scan in real full size due to limited number of size. If I remembe
missycheshy: caffeinewonderland: The openness spectrum. Yes, it really is that simple Love how this explains things. Although I still don’t see how ANYONE’S PERSONAL sexual life is really anyone else’s business. Some of us are more open about
This started as a response to an ask about how Jasper and Lapis would explain the broken roof after the malachite fusion but then one thing led to another and angst happened - OOPSAnyways here’s the fic - no sexual moments (which’ll probably come
Huh I didn’t know this was a thing.Folks are adding our urls, then making pledges that are probably just gonna be canceled, and post your whole feed. Private or otherwise. There are many folks listed. Maybe this explains all the spambot crap too
AYE YO CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THERE’S A ZOOTOPIA COMIC ABOUT ABORTION FLOATING AROUND THE INTERNET
fini-mun: squareclocks: I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world
mvtk42: faerill: torn-by-dreams: thewintergrump: rosengeist: faerill: A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped
tsunderepup: randomslasher: pastel-selkie: lesbianshepard: stupid leftists and their belief in *checks notes* the intrinsic value of human life Reblog if you would burn down the statue of liberty to save a life Here’s the thing, though. If you asked
thethetwistedone: notlostonanadventure: bbmvttmvtt: henessyiii: Yall was sleep on Velma bitch got titties tho Why is Daphne wearing Velma’s shirt? Does this explain things?
stunnerpone: themetalpony: Bra thiefAmber doesnt have a clue of what´s going on, me neither, no body knows really. Pone thing is wierd….Also this explains why all her underwear was missing.Dika pony belongs to the amazing nailstrabbit! I did this
Uhhhhh this fic became a thing in which Armin is going through shitty puberty-related shit and he’s trying to explain it to Eren. Meanwhile, Eren is getting pissed, because at least Armin’s body is supposed to do that.
Cancer Rising. This describes me perfectly :)
I have hope or I am nothing
moisemorancy: scorpiophobia: shei5zahir: The world @ America. So many things kill me in this video: 1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning 2. How she says “I am confusion” 3. The way she says “explain” lmao
chaz-gelf: sixmilliondeadinternets: Gandhi has been historically the most aggressive character in Civilization due to an original bug in the first game that caused him to go all-out once he reaches democracy. They just kept the thing going ever since.
gemfuck: “Opal is an amalgam of our combined magical and physical attributes fused into a single entity.” I love how Pearl explains things using technical terms. haha, this is how I explain everything. As thoroughly as possible with words
translightfield: tumblr really needs to stop with this “dont explain the joke to the confused person” thing.
taren-ko: IF VIDEOGAMES AREN’T ART THEN EXPLAIN THIS
thesixthstar:rottingtrouble-child:I fucking hate the “explaining = invalidating” when it comes to apologies. Yes, sometimes a person means to invalidate you by saying this, but sometimes we genuinely just want to fucking explain our side so we can
mysticsven: heimdall-of-surtur: mylightmystrengthmysong: wow. This. This condenses something I’ve been trying to explain for a long time. I needed this tonight
theeartmom: thatpettyblackgirl: She knows the way to explain things to a child in a way that they will understand and it still be the truth. This is some #BlackGirlsMagic again also, she’s a mom. this is nothing new to her.
sanamivera: lickystickypickyme: Now this gives me a boner. And this is why they had to practically call security to get me out of class.People who can talk and explain things like this, should marry me.I don’t mind having a harem. <3!
artkat: despairnaegami: personasanta: does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
jinnies-lamps: Mission Files: Family, Forger - Chapter 11 - Lacrow - SPY x FAMILY (Manga) [Archive of Our Own] OMG PLEASE READ THIS!!! i don’t know enough English to explain my feelings but this fic is literally most amazing thing I’ve
alphamelociraptor: camibech: Please spread this. While it wasn’t the best place to make this reference, he wasn’t trying to be an asshole. okay, explaining the joke doesn’t make it okay. especially when the joke is punchline about a man dressing
hakeism: (Bigger view: http://hakei.deviantart.com/art/The-Thing-368779950?q=gallery%3Ahakei&qo=0) I apologize in advance since I’m not really good at explaining things, and although I like to draw in 5 million different styles, this is how
idontlikeyourcat: nosynonymforsynonym: teamfreekickass: Females of tumblr Please explain this As a man the endless question of “why is this a thing?” Will never cease to plague me. So it turns out women like comfortable clothes. What? *gasp* but
jaclcfrost: some people’s voices are just very appealing. you can’t explain it. there is no way to describe it. it’s just like. how. why. why does your voice do things to me. why does it make me feel things. why. how. why
jisonshin: SORRY FOR CLOGGING UP YOUR DASH a few people has asked me how i did the shifting thing in this but i don’t think i was clear enough aaHHH but i hope this helps !! _(:з ゝ∠)_ also very sorry for my suckish engrish and explainations
psychofactz: More facts
jennytrout: real-faker: virginmarx: zebablah: television history i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why
pardonmewhileipanic: pornosophical: castielsteenwolf: yourspookyginger: my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself
fyeahroleplayingrabbit: Okay, so… I feel like I need to explain myself and see if I’m alone in this. You want this one thing to happen with your character and you have it all planned out in your head. Then you go to play it out with your partner
phantastus: fukuro-mind: what is wrong with everybody well see that blurb about Silent Hill calling out to people with “darkness in their hearts”? it was a typo they meant to write “dorkness in their hearts” i hope this explains things
necroticnymph: fabrickind: Fabric Choice for Cosplay panel. This is just the bare bones and the examples, since I talked about and explained things in person. (One thing I’d like to add right here though, since I was asked about it in person — I
naamahdarling: robothugscomic: New comic!I remember that I was doing this exact thing, I was asking for explanations and definitions in a conversation about disability, and I just wanted to help, and I thought if they just could explain this concept
mxcleod: humpinghippogriffs: seerofkarkittens: pipjustice: keepcalmanduseyourpatronus: shlabam: Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”. This is the best way to explain this. never hang
becomingkeltik: robothugscomic: New comic!I remember that I was doing this exact thing, I was asking for explanations and definitions in a conversation about disability, and I just wanted to help, and I thought if they just could explain this concept
I’ve posted this before, but id like to bring it up again. A woman explains herself to her ex-fiance and what she describes is how I feel. That appetite. It is a deep desire to love and understand, protect and feel. I connect with This passage of
yivialo: brusings: sizzlebutt: babyblueeyesss: is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year IT’S NOT JUST YOU SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS I ASKED PEOPLE IN MY CLASS TODAY THE SAME THING AND THEY ALL AGREED, WHY IS THIS A THING omg!
deitygod: viverridae: lets play a game of: did i really do this or did i just think about doing it so hard that i constructed a false memory of it this is a symptom of dissociation
nezumis-magical-cockasaurus: lanuminga: americas-nantucket: flyingscotsman: Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida (via) CAN NOT CAN Figures I would live in this state. Maybe this explains a lot of things about me, since my state
nyaaaaa–18: quietly-islayem: thatpettyblackgirl: She knows the way to explain things to a child in a way that they will understand and it still be the truth. This is some #BlackGirlsMagic again This is so sexy. Like she educated these boys without
feelsgoodtofeelfine: scumbugg: blackinamerica: cherryroze: Just press play or unmute. No questions. Trying to explain this to white people is exhausting Amazing how relevant this all still is today. People still fight against these concepts like
imaginedsoldier: Y’all really interpreted “no one is entitled to your presence or your time” to mean “treat the people around you like video game NPCs and explain nothing.” Y’all keep doing this thing where you push good advice to a place
purplebuddhaproject: “A long time ago I learned not to explain things to people. It misleads them into thinking they’re entitled to know everything I do.” — Lisa Kleypas (via purplebuddhaquotes)
scorpiophobia: shei5zahir: The world @ America. So many things kill me in this video: 1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning 2. How she says “I am confusion” 3. The way she says “explain”
m-ikiluna: 7/08/2015// someone can explain me what it is this incredible thing I saw some months ago? It wasn’t a full raimbow, just this random spot in the sky and it was amazing but I still didn’t find any scientific explanation to it 🔭
nutellaandnyc: m-ignon: shakeyourboobs: O_O this explains everything….. the laughing thing is very accurate I laugh a lot and sleep a lot😳 this explains so much.
funnymanadamsandler: penis-hilton: dramatichoe: “white people have no culture” well explain this where are his teeth imagine this being the last thing u c before you die
a-dauntless-daffodil: Garnet explaining away things she doesn’t understand as ‘Magic’ whenever Sardonyx asks, which drives Pearl nuts because children are impressionable please don’t confuse her… Years later she holds Garnet fully responsible
so arryn tries to reach out and explain things abt the blmblmrb song while also reaffirming her love of the bees and some people are getting angry at her? lmao…….. wow
small update: I did actually make an attempt to speak to the “receipt” blog to try to clear some things up but ultimately it was a fruitless effort. Even with apologies and explainations they still seem like they’re grasping at straws to find something
grison-in-space:ernmark:glumshoe: I’m at a party where the My Immortal fanfic is being explained via PowerPoint by a high school teacher. When I was working as a student teacher, I did this thing where I would reward my students for behaving and
I’m confused at what is so difficult to understand about this? I explained it’s because forcing gender roles onto men makes it humiliating… because I’m a woman and do all those things (not because I feel like I have to but because I enjoy