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tastypornstuff: Who didn’t fantasize about some crazy shit like this happening when they were 18? 2 Random girls decide they want to sit on your cock and taste your hot load in the sauna.

(M) Damn straight…well said. I can’t stand closed-minded people who aren’t body positive. I know everyone has their own taste in what’s attractive to them, but so many act like they’re all perfect and shit…they

When someone gets legitimately mad at you for not liking the same stuff as they do, but thinks it’s fine to put down the stuff you like, then I want to punch this person. Holy shit, individual taste is a thing. >_<

tooevil69: swingingdickchicks: The bad news: Not everyone at Swingers Date Club is a model. The good news: They will fuck you! wonder what her shit tastes like

im going to eat this entire pot of curry by myself because i really dont give a fuck about nothing and it was bought for me so really they’d be insulted if i didnt eat the entirety of this disgusting bullshit.

dictator-vega: girlcase: rasec-wizzlbang: the early 2000′s were a lawless wasteland PROOF! NONE OF MY FRIENDS REMEMBER THESE BUT I DO. THEY DIDNT BELIEVE ME There was a green one, too.

abrasivelyyours: yarrahs-life: Think I my ass might get just a’lil bit fatter. So it is written, so it shall be done. So not just some random broad gets the cheddar biscuits? Riley would be proud. lol Them shits vicious. They taste just like the

almondkittie: rubiesfairy: rubiesfairy:why I just feel like they taste like pepperonis Please stop!!! I didn’t need to read that last part at all!! It’s still too early for this fuck shit 🤢🤢🤢

notnumbersix: not-a-lover-her-lover:This shit is dark magic…. I agree. I’ve tried really hard to decorate cakes in this fashion and they always come out looking like 💩. I bet it taste amazing i really want frosting right now

daji-ruhu:urban-mischief:Sunny D taste like someone got challenged to make orange juice with no orangesI didn’t even have a description for Sunny D until just now holy shit.

captionstojerkby: Shit. He didn’t like the energy drinks—in fact he thought they were kinda nasty. They tasted like crap and left him feeling unnaturally keyed up, but it was three in the morning and he needed a boost, so he’d slipped out of his

ameliahpond: ameliahpond: MY MOM BOUGHT ME TURKISH DELIGHTS I CAN FINALLY KNOW WHAT EDMUND BETRAYED HIS FAMILY FOR wtf they taste like shit what drugs were you on edmund were they really worth it

ameliahpond: ameliahpond: MY MOM BOUGHT ME TURKISH DELIGHTS I CAN FINALLY KNOW WHAT EDMUND BETRAYED HIS FAMILY FOR wtf they taste like shit what drugs were you on edmund were they really worth it

peppergoat: trustnobitchh: decapitatedbarbiedolls: niggastimes: What happened to these beautiful things? And why aren’t these in my mouth? MISS THESE. Damn yo these were the shit they tasted like a fart They sucked!

titytwochainz: My one experience with a homemade white meal. These niggas said we was having spaghetti. They gave me a plate of noodles with diced tomatoes on top. I damn near cried, man. That shit tasted like imagination. I would say they seasoned

xsuckmycuntttt: smokintrees-and-macncheese:some heady fruity crispy treats. they tasted like the fruitiest dank. Definitely gonna need shit like this in Cali. 🙏🍁😁

hennypendergrass: ivthetruth: hennypendergrass: demurehauteur: 😂 I just had some dairy free chocolate milk and that shit taste like chocolate chalk. I’m mad as fuck and they got the nerve to charge almost Ŭ for that shit Thats what yo ass

ragsies: when u have a mutual who has pretty much the exact same taste as you and you go to reblog something from them and then ur like ‘’shit they reblogged that from me’’

tastypornstuff: Who didn’t fantasize about some crazy shit like this happening when they were 18? 2 Random girls decide they want to sit on your cock and taste your hot load in the sauna. Nice

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