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“Oh I love them, Daddy! Why did it take you so long to give them to me?â€â€œWell it didn’t seem like you wanted them before, honey.â€â€œBut without them, how would I ever please your magnificent Cock?â€â€œThat’s the point I was trying to
Why does my girlfriend have to live so far away? 😩
shakingindigo: If you don’t then lieLie to me
Then why am I re-installing it? God dammit it got me.
then why do you do it? dumb. ;) why do so many people take pictures of themselves? wouldnt one be sufficient? is love the constant desire? fukn cute tho. cock loving christ. mon petit le studmuffin. liquidtoast: taking pictures of myself is painful.
Then why take it off? (Other than for a supervised cleaning)
I just realized I haven’t updated my HF that much. I think it have around 30 pics in the last 2 months that haven’t posted there. From Analgeddon to sketch comms. I was gonna do it then I realized I need to resize all of em and shit.Nah…
Man i just feel bad with the whole Mary Jane thing, i mean first DC came and messed up Superman and Lois, then they turn Wonder Woman into “Xena princess knock off” and she became a Superman fangirl because he is powerful, smart, and awesome, and
peetasboxers: samkind: last friday i went to disneyland and i had a mickey ice cream bar but then i saw peter pan and asked for a picture with him so he jokingly took away my ice cream saying “sweet thanks!!” bUT HE DIDNT KNOW THAT IT WAS BROKEN
greenbizarre: Soohyun surprised me with a beatuiful bracelet as a gift and then later, after we sat by the fireplace together he said “there’s no other I would like to spend the holidays with” Hoon and i made our own handmade ornaments and then
Why am i listening to sad drama OSTs knowing this will only bring me pain
Then why did you pick the one with the defective sticker on her?
Why are the lady ghostbusters doing gun katas
cellexa: Old people find out how to use the Internet thanks to their millennial kids and then bully millennials kids
fatbabeprincess: “plus size clothes cost more bc it makes more fabric to make!!!” then why the fuck isn’t a size 2 more expensive than a 0? why isn’t a 6 way more expensive then a size 2?????? also why the fuck do shorts in target cost
Type to suck u dry then eat lunch witchu
: Then why do you do it? Why are you such a good friend to me?
If I were to meet Edward Elric I'd be all like "Who is this lovely tall man?" And then he would love me.
sunshine-tattoo:homosexualontheloose: i was about to say this is at the Toronto airport and then suddenly it definitely. Was. Not.
asbehsam: back-that-sass-up: pretty-castiel: Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:“and then i saw him walk across
marialax: The forest that flooded and then froze, pt 2 - Koitelinkoski, North Finland
Why
misstylersmith: Donna: why are the Doctor and Rose sitting with their backs to each other?Martha: they had a fightDonna: then why are they holding hands?Martha: they get sad when they fight
italicss: for my brother’s senior class trip they went to new york city and his friend went up to him and pretended he was famous and asked for an autograph and then everybody looked at him like this
Who will wake up at the end of my dream?
zilleniose: When your mom takes your black bra, puts it on her head, then sings the Mickey Mouse song. bitch I am trying to draw gay interspecies boys porking leave me alone
mindreadingmetalbender: cureempaffu: aibouftw: harukaxd: pimpscone: bustiger: affectionatestitches: (via cuttlefishculler, fireminhos) I think tumblr is one of the most useful websited I’ve ever frequented. >ATM ^^^^^^^^^^^^ (and then
rockingstairs: I just wanted to draw casual sex, and then my brain took it too literally. =.=
why is rainmaker barely ever in rotation it’s always splat zones then tower control then another splat zone or sth like ://////
amebuschaos: “Gyda, I have come to say goodbye to you, properly. I’ve been thinking about you, about when you were small. You were so lively you could run as swiftly as the wind. You were like a quick-silver. But then, before I knew it, you stopped
If the theory that Levi and Mikasa’s canon strengths are truly more than what meets the eye (e.g. They both underwent some sort of human experimentation in the past), and if Mikasa somehow let another side of herself “take over,” then
addys-sketchbook: Inspired by the conversation my friend and i were having on how the pairing was fairing after the revelation, and then she pointed out these two were basically “Till Death Do Us Part” . and then we remembered the recent update…..
then why do you keep following me?
darkdetermination: darkeshi: and-then-sara: 1986tigerlion: Sabin Rene Figaro… ladies and gents. I will reblog every time it shows up on my dash. Even if I reblogged it ten minutes ago. …aaand thats why VI is the best~ yo i cried when i did
I was on a party tonight, then I look on the dancefloor and my one and only thought was: “why?”. all the girls are so cheap and drunk, I don’t understand it.
strxwbooty: bruja-boo: Y'all: “I don’t like tres leches/mole/pan dulce/frijoles/nopales” Me: MORE FOR ME THEN, BITCH. MORE! 👏🏾 FOR! 👏🏾 ME! 👏🏾 💯
im an ice queen
iamthealphabet: about to finish this bowl and jump in the pool. then off to go get food for camping today! :)
paintgod: i’ve done so much more since i took this but i figured i hadn’t uploaded anything in a while!! i am half way thru her hair nd then im gonna do his face, hair, hands and then overall details :~)
Mama just smelled my feet. Said they smelled like toast. Then went on to say "get it? toes...toast?" THIS WOMAN. I LOVE HER.
it’s not like there was a FUCKING CENTIPEDE crawling across my stomach! I s2g I’m going to set my house on fire. oh and then immediately after I swipe the little bastard off of my belly, A MOSQUITO LANDED ON ME.
carryonmyrenegade: It never occurred to me before that Dean hadn’t seen his Mom on the ceiling. His Dad probably told him how she’d been killed but the reality had been left to his imagination. Then suddenly he runs into Sam’s room and for the
mercutiolicious: corahale: no but what is the weather in beacon hills bc everyone else is in tee shirts and then there’s isaac in like four sweaters a stylish jacket and a cravat weather forecast: low seventies, with an eighty-nine percent chance
Truly I need to stop Running a quick errands I nosily asked the basement neighbor where he got his hookah and then on the way back I almost asked if I could smoke some but I just ported the dog’s nose and then ran inside
caelas: girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds. and a hot guy about every 2 weeks. and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something
Then why is she not on the bed with her head down and her ass up?
tchamblers: ‘I’m gonna find, and then I’m gonna kill… every last one of them.’ i cannot believe this is a goddamn video game
dragonflyonbreak96: Alex Hirsch said that Bill Cipher is not the cause of the weirdness in Gravity Falls and that it would be the way it is with or without him. However, it’s weirdness is what attracts Bill to the town and why he likes it so much.
Then why am I unhappy and feeling so stupid? 💔😭
voulx: today i listened artpop and then rarely i had a d¡ck in my ass
Gwendoline Christie is just this beautiful tall fantastic person whom I’m just in awe of and she seems larger than life and she’s 6'3 and I’m like fuck yes!!! That’s so tall I bet she towers over me!!! Then I realize that..6'3
why bother…
Then why did you take it off in the first place ??? 😬😬🔐
omgyou could… totally gif and caption the scene where blake accidentally confesses shes a faunus in front of weiss and co. to blake confessing her crush on weiss and then running out out of embarassement
happyds: drew this stuff a while ago and then forgot about it :)))
then i got some bad news for you honey
whenever i draw yang in her regular outfit i always have trouble with her top and boob placement? like theres always not enough room to make it look similar to her model and im like why this???then i discovered that ive been drawing her boobs as if they
I’m about to hurt some feelings but if you die because of drug overdose then I have no sympathy for you. Congrats. What an awesome way to die dude… 👺
OMG I’M DYING NOI started watching a video I filmed like a month or two ago but forgot about it and it was all sexy and I thought yano damn gurl you go but then I skipped it to the middle and I’m just sitting there tryna be a gangster flippin my hands
naked-yogi: sometimes I want to turn on anonymous for a little while then I remember that the last time I did that literally less than 2 hours later y'all crazy motherfuckers started a subreddit literally devoted to ‘what are the most HORRIBLE things
