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Donald Trump had laughed off the orange buttplug left on his podium but when he made contact to throw it away his body was shocked with electricity. The power tore off his clothes and melted his age away turning his body into pure muscle, leaving him
I have the weirdest boner right now…
This is a carrot. It’s completely flat on the back.
A Book for all those brilliant ideas that come at the weirdest times
The awkward moment when the weirdest person in your school gets a girlfriend/boyfriend, and you're still forever alone.
The weirdest feeling in the world
lifeisalaugh: I had a bunch of these emails today that I couldn’t open, I couldn’t delete and that had nothing inside of them. The date on them is from 1969. Or 2069. Perhaps 3069?
2spooky-on-broadway: aslytherinsuperwholockian: the-whooligans: ugh-perf-lyfe: pretending-that-im-cool: thethingiam: ifangirllunalovegood: Don’t worry, Rock. Paper’s just giving you a hug. And now I have a headcanon, where Paper and Rock are
femmepeaxh: femmepeaxh: reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons I said weirdest not deepest! stop reblogging this w shit like ‘my life falling apart’ and ‘intimacy’ and have fun!! be scared of figurines or something damn
fyeahino-deactivated20140526: “The first person I talked to was by far the weirdest”
Throne of the Butt King
crutchiee:sirlightbulb:finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thingreblog this with your height in the tags then we’ll all know
8 of the world’s most bizarre flowers:
thatwasuzi: pbkdf2: you are missing something! although those are the boots of the apollo 11 suits, they’re not what was worn on the moon. neil armstrong, not content with wearing just one pair of shoes, demanded nasa make him another, larger and cooler
femmemike: femmemike: echolalia is maybe. the weirdest adhd/autism Thing because sometimes you just. hear something. or read something. and your brain just goes. No. You Must Say This And Only This In An Extremely Weird Voice Over And Over For The Next
brehaaorgana: shut-up-hippie: glumshoe: frosttrix: glumshoe: I just saw the weirdest ad on YouTube. I thought it was for a new WWII video game, but it didn’t seem to be selling anything - it looked like some kind of weird pro-Poland propaganda
~click down there for the weirdest porn i’ve ever drawn - mpreg omegaverse top!omega!john gross gross don’t you fucking judge me~ -1- & -2- okay so i sketched the right one first and didn’t like how much empty space there was so
southpawbandit: sollux-dont-ask-me-captor: evianwaterprotectioninstitute: i just got the weirdest boner I stared at this for 10 minutes before i finally reblogged. mmm omg
areyoutryingtodeduceme: nimporteouvousallez: Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd. or someone has the weirdest ass ever
xeppeli:evie-queen:rftminges:this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled outLet me say to all the skeptics out there, as someone who has recently left the hell pit that is walmart, this is a real fucking question and when I asked about it i was told
gynocieum: yeah-thats-me-ari: gynocieum: Jasper is making the weirdest fucking noise. He sounds like an angry garbage disposal. (Rebecca Sugar herself said all Gems use female pronouns, just a note, a fun fact) Jasper is my cat
felweed: systlin: hohomylad: daddydommunismkills: patheticjunkies: patheticjunkies: the weirdest shit i have ever experienced as a swede is when around the mid 2000’s it became popular in sweden for teenage boys to wear rubber bands around their
Hello, I'm the Doctor
People look at me weird when I'm on my computer and I randomly burst out laughing. When they ask what I'm laughing at, I reply "Tumblr", and I get the weirdest looks XD
Graham Norton: The weirdest thing is, in the Harry Potter, you could have been working with Jack.Helena Bonham Carter: How? The Graham Norton Show 12x05 - Helena Bonham Carter, Michael Palin, Jack Whitehall, Michael Bublé
The fans are really crazy, do you remember the weirdest thing that a fan did?
ahhhh I’m going to have to come out to my family AGAIN, because Gwyn is transitioning. And like. Are they actually going to believe me this time around, because I have a partner that is clearly not a cis dude? Who the fuck knows.
mumblesplash:mumblesplash:kinda miss sitting in restaurants with my friends loudly having what is clearly the weirdest conversation the couple two tables over has heard all week and pretending not to notice them chuckle at my jokes but making sure to
sassygirlsarah: for some reason, this needed to exist, this is the weirdest crossover I have ever made in my life! yay! Enjoy! more stuff under the cut Read More
the-headless-vulcan:lauraannegilman:cipheramnesia:explorerrowan:soaringsearingphoenix:explorerrowan:weaver-z:rockshitty:weaver-z:The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon.
h1ryndrsn:phlynn: Real life Simpsons intro the weirdest thing i have ever watched Best thing ever.
nerdgasmz: little-aibou: Twinnie let me publish this here! ISN’T HE SO CUTE? Waiii *_* Yugi my precious child~ I SUMMON THE BLUE EYES YUGI MUTO lkjdsfhasfgjldsgh I LOVE IT SO MUCH
Had the weirdest dream about The Hobbit movie, even though I hadn’t seen the movie yet. Delicate women wearing white dresses and carrying swords were paired with skilled dwarves who could fight. Meaning, these delicate women were suppose to get
the-absolute-funniest-posts: theamericankid: I have the weirdest election right now. Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
furrybubble: oddbagel: chaos-has-arrived: bighuge: ihaveprobsdealwithit: bighuge: oddbagel: The weirdest thing about the UK is that they don’t clap at the end of movie trailers. What the fuck. not to mention the fact that they don’t pour their
raychjackson: darkareolas: caliphorniaqueen: chinaija: playboypeanut: The baby really weak at the sunflower seeds😂😂😂😂 Omg his lil TEEFS! You can’t watch this without laughing lol i swear babies have the weirdest sense of humor, it’s
the-ice-castle: honestly, one of the best things about samurai jack is that subdued 30% of the show that consists of jack seeing the weirdest shit ever and just giving this tight, polite, yet vaguely pained look, like i guess this is my life now
The weirdest of the creepy
andwarunews: The Tsuritama fandom is the weirdest because basically we are all just all the time
begmetocome: littleoctopiloveyou: groupxlove: thattwatdeziree: deafeningechoes: lunabriluna: cartelgathering: kwills88: I have like the weirdest boner right now. This is so much better than that “kissing strangers for the first time” video
crutchiee: sirlightbulb: finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing reblog this with your height in the tags then we’ll all know
I'm so glad that our lemon tree finally grew and sprouted fruitful lemony lemons. I mean, imagine, we can make lemonade, key lemon pie, lemon merengue pie. I think it's the most valuable of property that we have. I think we should go to the bank and get
i was looking at the oak tree in the neighbour’s yard and i realised i didn’t know anything about oaks so i googled oaksand dang if tree biology isn’t the weirdest and most fascinatingly complicated thing i ever heard ofi don’t understand trees
the-chubby-nerd: meldrat: theamericankid: Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is. Oh Jesus, that last panel, I made the weirdest cackle. WHO IN THE SHIT Dead…
The Weirdest
the-forgery: the-forgery: Are you ever like. Are you ever manic and suddenly you want to start the weirdest hobbies My brain: goes manic Me: oh fuck I have to learn how to carve mini wooden figurines right now
roach000fister:this is the weirdest sea urchin i’ve ever seen lol
The weirdest feeling is hearing people say they’ve watched my Dad wrestle back in the day. He went to school for pro wrestling (what is WWE today) and was in a few federations. His partner was Scotty the Body/Raven and he knows the Dudley Boys and
this is honestly the weirdest first deep conversation with a person, i’ve ever had. usually the first deep convo you have with someone doesn’t go with you guys “arguing” about who is right and wrong and stuff, you know? but still,
The weirdest thing happened today. I was at a particular bookstore in Cali, and this one girl who worked there and I made reoccurring eye contact about 3 times in 10 seconds as she was heading into the back near the YA and poetry. Like we were trying
I AM THE WEIRDEST MOTHER FUCKER WHAT THE HELL
jimforce: NEW VIDEO The Babadook Review Talking about one of the darkest and most un nerving horror films i’ve seen all year and also my favorite. woa, a GOOD horror film? Maybe i should watch this. Even tough it has the weirdest name ever
eclecticmiscellaneous: scaliefox: theliterarywolf: malatruse: bolto: i found the weirdest yt channel like its not even really weird but im just??? but anyway some girl has spend years animating a show with her furry ocs set in a western universe
gay-ghostboy: lazuliiiii: Honestly the weirdest thing about the similarities between Steven Universe and Houseki no Kuni (Land of the Lustrous) isn’t even that they share oddly similar settings and premises, including: genderless but feminine presenting
fuckyeahtlokfanarts: Crossover Avatar: The Last Airbender - American Beauty LOL this is the weirdest crossover with the canonest ship ever
