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Cuck Says: Not as hot as the conversation when I found her panties in the driveway when I was leaving for work but its the only one on my tablet.I Reply: Listen cuck, and listen good! While we like getting submissions, make sure there is some fucking

i-own-you-and-your-girl: The text message simply says: “Another slut added to my list of conquered pussies!” You saw one of your friends jaw dropped.. “Dude.. Sorry to say but that’s super hot man seeing your gf like that!… I know it’s wrong

taboo-universe: I love sending these pics to my daddy and brother with a text saying “First one home can do what they want with me” Hopefully they’ll show up at the some time some day

Basically one of the best things anyone could say to me.

(blurred to maintain the element of surprise ^^) I don’t know what to say…a whole bunch of things have been bought and no ones sent me contact details =O Set up a burner account, or send me an e-mail (seph5000@gmail.com), you’ve got

I’ve been working at being happy for close to three years now, and I can honestly say this is one of the most important things you could possibly do for yourself. I have absolutely zero room for negative people in my life. I am such a better and

randomanimosity: becauseitmakesmesmile: one-six-double-two lickystickypickyme: Don’t use these when drunk, cause they are talking to you and you might start a conversation. The text you’ll see when opening this pack of band-aids says: Hello.

Find your Personality Type based on your Tumblr blog! See what your blog says about you, try it now: http://bit.ly/TumblrPersonality HERE IS MY PERSONALITY TYPE RESULTS: The INFJ personality type is very rare, making up less than one percent of the popula

Some people say you have to work hard to make it in this world—that work is virtue, and poverty is a sign of laziness. On the other hand, one of my economics texts pointed out that the higher-status and the higher-paying jobs tend to be less manual

nudegnostalgic: TG: for those who wanted the bootyTG: i tried 2 give u guys a 3d experience or w/eTG: but its harder than it looks

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So I guess one of the ways you can get the new messaging feature is if someone who already has it messages you? Like an infectious disease?What I’m trying to say is, please infect me(edit: WOW THAT WAS FAST; THANK Y’ALL VERY MUCH)

And they lived deliciously ever after!This concludes Texts Between Gems’ One Year Anniversary “Choose Your Own Adventure” arc! Click here to read it from the beginning.I’d like to thank the wonderful @jen-iii from the bottom of my heart for creating

Y’AAAAAALLLL check out my new merch! The Steven Universe sticker/keychain/pin shaped hole in my heart is now filled. Look at them! Aren’t they adorable?I’d like to say a big thank you to Melissa, @artbylittlemissluna for giving me these! I can’t

It happens far too often around here. One day you’re enjoying the content provided by a wonderful kinky person, the next day they’re deactivated and they’re gone. Nobody says anything, these people just disappear without a trace. It sucks and I

Am I the only one that randomly sings “I let you finish on the tat that say Tsunami, bust down on your future baby mami” no? Just me?

og-triple-og-bhm:fiercefitfemme:That saying - the one about the brain being your biggest sex organ - is wrong.It isn’t your brain. It’s your fat. All those so-soft pounds weighing you down. Soft like velvet. Soft like pudding. Soft like dough

berkeleyscastle: I’m making a new text post about this. The old one is getting spread around like wildfire, and I want to make one that better states what I am trying to say. If you are under the age of 18, you are not a little or a caregiver. The

totallyfubar: candyredterezii: candyredterezii: honestly saying “oh it comes with lore” about anything that has text explaining the use and or contents is one of the funniest th lore on my ramen package call that uhhhhh flavor text

frisky-ffa: postilionstruckbylightning:I do enjoy that one text says “Pringle?” while another says “Pringles?”, possibly implying that at one time the situation called only for a solitary Pringle. Me tho o.o ^^

rivaliant: Daz Studio 4.7 - Reality 4 - LuxRender 1.5RC#reality_plugin The small text on the suit says its Elastic Armorjust so you knowReworked the displacement maps that give the suit its texture and combined them into One Normal map to get a good

wotter16: princessaudino: First look at Official Art for the Mega Audino EX deck along with the Mega Audino EX Card. Comes with a Playmat and coin. The text says “Magical Symphony”–supposedly one of its attacks. @fiztheancient looks like

wyodak: This is gonna be the last text only post here for awhile as I will be going art/creative only from now on. But let me say one thing on the whole Richard Spencer sucker punch and UC Berkeley riots. I would be just as angry and outraged over the

benfranklinssexcapades:one of those “the first thing your soulmate says to you is tattooed on your wrist” aus for taz because kravitz would have a tattoo saying “hey thug whats your name im gonna tentacle your dick”

hottjavascriptt: Dear universe Give me all the strength to not text back What I say when one of the fellas text me saying “session?” And I’m supposed to be going to bed. #5amwakeup

How can you sit there and eat pizza?Do references count as jokes? Because that’s what this is (to Silent Hill 2, for those unfamiliar with it). This was one of the first things I thought after watching the episode.

bisexuallibrarian: ink-blob: ice-ridden: vanehwasreal: my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or

octobermoe:nashvilleprep:Hearing people say “i can see you doing that” after telling them what you want to do in life is honestly the best thing ever one of the most encouraging things you could hear

anscathmarcach: ruffboijuliaburnsides: eliswashr: arandomthot: Safe to say she found the right therapist My therapist and i send memes back and forth - this is the most recent one he sent me. mood You guys text your therapists? I didn’t know

i-own-you-and-your-girl: The text message simply says: “Another slut added to my list of conquered pussies!” You saw one of your friends jaw dropped.. “Dude.. Sorry to say but that’s super hot man seeing your gf like that!… I know it’s wrong

butter-t: Text on the cover says“Alcohol or woman, it will be a waste if you don’t have a taste right?”But… there’s only cover! There is no content!! (LOL)The reason I draw this is because I want to draw one ever since I saw Drake’s new costume

allhailtaytay: aintnosuchthingastoothick: HurtBae One Year Later I have so many things to say but I’m in the car. And riding and texting makes me ill

vanehwasreal: my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?” I have never been more

imapengwynne: am I the only one reads the text in a gif then stares at the persons mouth until I figure out what part they’re saying in the gif

tmi If Nick and I hadn’t randomly gotten up at six to have sex three or four more times, he wouldn’t have noticed the text from one of the sergeants, saying to come in to work like normal. Fucking hell this unit blows.

jaclcfrost: inside jokes are so amazing and powerful like you can say one word one fucking word and have a person on the floor laughing or glaring at you while saying your name in complete exasperation while everyone else is just utterly confused

mspbandj: hankgreensmoustache: champagne-paradise: kaworushin: wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something

warrior-of-the-runes: scurrilizzie: adraughtofamortentia: supermoclel: are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story

gonchgeist:thepastisaroadmap:waterandsilver:waterandsilver:unironically, one of my favourite pieces of horror writing is victor hugo’s description of an octopus[ID: photo of a book. Some of the text has been highlighted. It says “It is a pneumatic

8anter: hi! so as the text thing says, i hit 2000 followers tonight, and i said id do an art giveaway at that point. so. here it is!winner will receive one lined and coloured piece with up to three (3) characters, it can be anything you desire. i can

liache: banshees: liache: i also found tire shaped cock rings i’d say who i thought of but yall should know me by now wow i cant believe you found the ring junkrat proposed to roadhog with rat: *gets down on one knee* *gets down on both knees*

Roommates youngest bites one of the other children, his baby momma comes out and scolds the child saying “ we keep our mouths off of people” so I send him a text as she’s scolding said child . I hear from his room a explosion of laughter and “

sometimes-cats: Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank

jaclcfrost: inside jokes are so amazing and powerful like you can say one word one fucking word and have a person on the floor laughing or glaring at you while saying your name in complete exasperation while everyone else is just utterly confused

vanehwasreal: my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?” I have never been more

things are better and cheery and im kinda in the christmas-y spirit :)) tomorrow I am going to bake cookies and watch elf and home alone (one and two) and then go to my dads house for his christmas thennn wrap presents all night like a good lil elf THENNN

vanehwasreal: my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?” I have never been more

vanehwasreal: my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?” I have never been more

when i went to disney world my sophomore year with my high school band we were in the center part thing where the parade starts and i ran up to frozone and he grinded on me. i must say, that was one of the greatest moments in my entire life.

vanehwasreal: my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?” I have never been more

I got a text from my ex at 4 in the morning saying he was outside my house. I was asleep so I couldn’t give him a place to crash, and one of my friends just told me that he’s ‘in a really bad place, big time’. When I asked her

thrashturbate: cynical-bee: thrashturbate: I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

and one more thing, i am not the only artist who hates back-handed compliments like that on their ship artthere are many artists who have made posts talking about it and how rude it can actually come across as no matter the intentionjust say a decent

I tried to commit suicide one night by taking a whole lot of pills…. And my boyfriend (the person this text is from) saved my life… We recently broke up & I get a text saying this… Yes it fucking hurts - so bad! BUT IM NOT GOING

So last night I found out 2 dudes I know are going around saying they had sex with me….one has never even had me to himself, we’ve always been out in a group & the other ate my ass but he ain’t even fuck…so wth lol

An old friend of mine, someone I considered a sister at one point, got married and don’t think I forgot cause I’d be lying if I said I didn’t wish I was there taking part on her special day. I was watching from the sidelines like a weirdo saying

Everyone enjoys different things. As long as no one is being harmed without consent there is no reason to negatively judge others for what they enjoy doing. Don’t put down people who enjoy camping and outdoor activities when you think going outside

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