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“Excuse me, but did you say ‘Fuck the police’? You must be my division.”

the-witchking-of-angmar: alittlecastiel: excuse me sir but what. the. actual. FUCK. YOUR FACE. YOUR HAIR. YOUR EYES. PLEASE STOP. that stubble should be illegal. please stop HOW FUCKING PERFECT CAN YOU GET!!!!!!!!1

silly-lily-misses-jacks-noir: dropitlikeitshussie: f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t: fuck the police if you know what i mean okay so i don’t usually add stories to reblogs but i HAVE TO in this case a couple years ago i was on a roadtrip with my family.

How The Face Changes With Shifting A Light Source

whitegirlsaintshit: I’M GOING TO FUCKING FLY OFF A DAMN FUCKING HANDLE AND FIGHT EVERYONE ON THIS GREEN EARTH EXCUSE ME, MISS!

I finished the first season of Magi and honestly I would die for Morgiana

hard2please72: Outside the bedroom: EXCUSE ME I am a classy strong woman who demands respect do not patronize me you fucks Inside the bedroom: Oh Master I’m a dirty little slut please slap me tie me up gag me and choke me i belong to you Truth of

bugcthulhu: deathgripsforcutie: konkeydongcountry: abbasgreatesthits: kinder chocolate tastes so fucking weird i ate two of them and now i feel sick also the packaging is creepy as shite what the hell excuse me that’s delicious murder

I failed 4 exams out of 8. That’s half. And all the ones i failed were the important subject ones. (Geometry,Biology,World History,English) Excuse me while I go crawl into bed and never get up and see the light of day again.

giftofoneliners: nobbie: Optimus Prime made from Scrap Car Parts. WHAT THE FUCK!? EXCUSE ME WHILE I JIZZ EVERYWHERE.

dishonoronyoudishonoronyourcow: iamtonysexual: lilmissfussyfangs: churaghost: littlel4dthings: yeahcosplayyeah: Witch; Left 4 Dead This is cosplayTHIS IS COSPLAY OH holy shit excuse me Are you fucking kidding me

jesus-lizard-journal: beesmygod: excuse me but what the fuck

ectolime: I WAS EXPECTING STAIRS. YOU KNOW. STAIRS. NOT THIS FUCKING PLOT TWIST ESCAPE POLE. WHAT THE FUCK. EXCUSE ME, I REALIZE YOU’RE AN ANIME PROTAGONIST BUT WHAT GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO JUST SLIDE DOWN A POLE IN YOUR HOUSE LIKE IT’S NO BIG DEAL.

deviantdesires: If you are not short of breath and soaking wet after reading this I will question your sanity. If you’ll excuse me, I need a moment to collect myself G

so in between all the tea and the tissues i was of course surfing on the interwebs and i maybe probably just bought all the different funko pop versions of dean and ariel not gonna lie i’m pretty fucking excited about it and they’re gonna be here

lordoftheringslove: Empty chairs at empty tablesWhere my friends will meet no more. Excuse me while I go and pick up the broken pieces of my heart. No big deal.

thehotgirlproject: thebeakincarnate: spacefaeriesthemusical: How am I supposed to give this bird back to his owner when we’re starting a temptations cover band? Excuse me this is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen Where can I get tickets to the

rolltidetothat:THIS IS THE CUTEST MOTHER FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

libraofcolor: zooophagous: how-to-be-a-sad-bitch: monkeysaysficus: monstercub: Wtf is that? A storm elemental? Ball lightning fuck me all the way up Excuse me what the fuck is this Thats a demon you see shit like this and just realize like…

fruitlupee: showerthoughtsofficial: Shirts are crazy, your body goes in 1 hole and out 3 excuse me

punacceptable: I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”

sky-sorceress: the-nargles-have-the-phone-box: snow-dad: itscolossal: A Giant Twisting Serpent Skeleton Emerges from the Loire River in France IM SORRY. FUCKING EXCUSE ME!?!?!?!??? Thats a fucking basilisk and nobody can convince me otherwise

Random post. It has been a long weekend. Fuck the []_[]. Im enjoying the current length of my beard. Now excuse me while I actually do homework in the library…

laboradorescence: elasticitymudflap: karen flirts with the cash register and mr.krabs begs her not to fuck his wife 🍂💐🌷🌸🍁 mr krabs begs karen not to fuck his wife moodboard 🔆🌻🌼🌟💫

bigbadbutch:wusdiswusdat: wusdiswusdat:wusdiswusdat:say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually please this is SO funny HUH?!

dream1ngofyou: spacerabbit64: rebeker-and-i: 2-cheeky-twins: dreamwurks: Can we discuss this This is not okay. What the actual fuck Excuse me, but they are all freaking gorgeous Wow…you know what I wanna see? A picture of the person who wrote

adventuresinchemistry: iellawessiri: imaginal: iellawessiri: Current Mood: being annoyed that ice is a mineral like what the FUCK excuse me what Bro okay so I was talking with this kid. Opened my eyes. Some SHIT, man. I fuckin. Okay so we’re chillin

beniseragaki: dies-first: beniseragaki’s slyblue au’s will be the death of me and im loving it :> aaAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhHhHHhHhh I’m so…. I’m weak……. this comic has made me weak………. I can’t go on… this is it for me that’s

koujakuandthediamonds: another beach babe to go with this one tho it may be the last for a while since gov school starts tomorrow aob would be that girl that instead of like. tanning or getting in the water like most people she’d be like who the fuck

a-low-key-art: The adventures of tiny minkie pie: sometimes things doesn’t go the way you want (・◇・)

okay excuse me miss is probably my fav song on misconceptions of me and i’m so fucking mad i never listened to the shinee world iv version of it i’m crying there are tears i’m wheezing help someone pls help me call an ambulance call the pd call

excuse u but why the FUCK did no one tell me there’s a genjicest fic in existence i’m so mad

tothosethatilove: What the fuck?! Excuse me sir, but did you know that you have cat food and marshmallows on your junk?

roseburger: kumasenpai: mrdappersden: GOOOOOOOO FUCK YOURSELF Wow that might be the shittiest excuse in the history of excuses I’m ashamed that I like the series. are you fucking kidding me ubisoft

shanology: trainwreckmoviescene: riddle-my-hiddles: young-avenger-wiccan: my dad sent these to me and said, “Look at our chalkboard in the break room!” how in the fuck eXCUSE YOU THAT IS A CHALKBOARD ARE YOU JOKING Where the hell does your

itsmecritter: tarynel: thotm0m: i-sucked-dick-on-accident: gaskartn:what the fuck Excuse me why NO white fucking nonsense That poor child’s hair

nativekamikaze: porn-and-social-justice: themasterpupil: deonsraw: gottalovesteak: how-to-be-a-sad-bitch: monkeysaysficus: monstercub: Wtf is that? A storm elemental? Ball lightning fuck me all the way up Excuse me what the fuck is this

shanology: trainwreckmoviescene: riddle-my-hiddles: young-avenger-wiccan: my dad sent these to me and said, “Look at our chalkboard in the break room!” how in the fuck eXCUSE YOU THAT IS A CHALKBOARD ARE YOU JOKING Where the hell does your

greater-than-the-sword: patron-saint-of-smart-asses: mylifewithfel: gottalovesteak: how-to-be-a-sad-bitch: monkeysaysficus: monstercub: Wtf is that? A storm elemental? Ball lightning fuck me all the way up Excuse me what the fuck is this you

cubejello: lokgifsandmusings: theonewithpurplehair: The LoK coloring book, or “let’s color Korra and Asami’s most traumatic moments!” WANT. And also…interesting choices… Korra’s fighting Handsome Squidward in the third picture

I hate the conversations I have at my dads house with our family friends. I just end up screaming about basic human rights and crying

hardspock: fuck—spock: remyxpietro: nosdrinker: it’s happening Imma frick them DO NOT FRICK THE ALIENS excuse me but your url is “fuck—spock”

fortunes-scribe: borninflames: Saul Williams, from the zine “Excuse Me, Can You Please Pass the Privilege?” — click the link to download, the whole thing is a fucking great read. And thanks to garconniere’s reblog which pointed me thataway!

aaronitron: Slutty picture of the day! Excuse me Tumblr, why did you not inform me that this was posted?? Holy fuck I’m horny now. Sexy sexy sexy.

thisiseverydayracism: So, I was watching a news report about the VMAs and the reporter just said, “Nicki Minaj paid tribute to Miley Cyrus at the MTV Video Music Awards by copying her ‘twerk’ dance moves”. Are. You. Fucking. Serious. White. Media????

trainwreckmoviescene: riddle-my-hiddles: young-avenger-wiccan: my dad sent these to me and said, “Look at our chalkboard in the break room!” how in the fuck eXCUSE YOU THAT IS A CHALKBOARD ARE YOU JOKING

tag-redfield: fireturnedtoflesh: draevian: Sym’s new teleporter is pretty neat. WHAT THE FUCK EXCUSE ME

mexipika: silver-tongues-blog: dawn0303: ego-16: liquidisedfish: my friend told me this today and i’m actually fucking heartbroken what the fuck EXCUSE ME?? F F

tag-redfield: fireturnedtoflesh: draevian: Sym’s new teleporter is pretty neat. WHAT THE FUCK EXCUSE ME

I WAS JUST A METRE AWAY FROM ALEX FUCKING TURNER. Please excuse me while i sink into a messy heap of fangirling and tears.

aftertheparty: baby-fish-mouth: asammyg: reddlr-trees: Cannabis infused white cheddar macaroni and grilled cheese sandwich with crispy parmesan crust. With bacon. [8] EXCUSE ME?! what??? johncollege you’d eat it.

nkp1981: Henry Cavill photographed by Danny Kasirye for “The Hollywood Reporter”, 2021 Excuse me.

the-nargles-have-the-phone-box: snow-dad: itscolossal: A Giant Twisting Serpent Skeleton Emerges from the Loire River in France IM SORRY. FUCKING EXCUSE ME!?!?!?!??? Thats a fucking basilisk and nobody can convince me otherwise

letusberain: fkatwigs: contouring is getting so xtreme excuse me

excessivenerd: Hunk: *cant find pidge in crowd* Hunk: Double-modulation sucks! Pidge: FUCKING EXCUSE ME?!?

roninreverie: witchinghourz: Opening Credit Art for Scooby Doo: Return to Zombie Island (2019) EXCUSE ME RETURN TO WHAT AND WHERE NOW!?

*drops down from the ceiling, Julian style, and leaves this*(quichekolgate)EXCUSE ME?????TH. Hm mm m

mysteryprof: ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND WITH ECHO

hardspock: fuck—spock: remyxpietro: nosdrinker: it’s happening Imma frick them DO NOT FRICK THE ALIENS excuse me but your url is “fuck—spock”

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