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horror-movie-confessions: ““The Thing” (2011) was an OK modern horror film. It had a creature that was constantly nipping at the heels of the protagonist. But it lacked what made the John Carpenter’s so great: a true sense of paranoia. The thing

The thing is I have to do sex because that’s my job. So it’s more about me having to do sex than it is about sex. Does that make sense?

the most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it’s you and that you’re standing in the doorway and you smile as you ease the gun from my hand and i’m frozen with joy right where i stand the world throws its light

Regarding the Dashie Gilda drawing. I’m working on that. It’s not as if its a specifically complicated picture, I just haven’t felt like coloring it yet. I have also decided that I won’t draw a picture for every episode, even if that was my original

Not doing Day 5 because lol i keep coupling it with other things on the list (and last thing I decided on to avoid doing that fits better as something else too so

The funny thing is, Lexa’s death did need to happen for this plot to work. If she hadn’t died, the entire ALIE story would have stopped about five minutes after she heard about it.That isn’t a compliment. If one competent person can overthrow your

It never ceases to amaze me how fast I can go from fine to kill me kill me kill me put a fucking bullet in my head and make it stop.And it’s… awkward, because the things that set me off are stupid, stupid things that everyone I respect disdains.

It is a fight chapter, so I figure the thing to do is type “hm,” copy/paste it 2000 times under the cut, spicing it lightly with oohs and ahs about how wicked cool the anime will make these scenes.With brief pause to say that Zeke is nowhere near

caramelashton:Aight a lil random but the hug Angela and GGK gave each other after Angela was announced winner made me happy, it was the most wholesome thing that happened in the episode.

androdragynous:art tipsdon’t call what you create “content”. regardless of what it is. that’s the devil talking. call it art, call it writing, call it music, call it analysis, call it editing, literally just call it what it is

The new Zelda game looks incredible, really.But there’s this fog-thing that somewhat hinders the mood, in my opinion.I’m sure the developers had valid reasons to use it (top pics), but I think it kinda ruins the game’s beautiful imagery, so I tried

graemoon: world-of-cats: This is like a small child uncertainty taking a bite of their first piece of cake and then realizing that it’s the best damn thing they’ve ever eaten and shoving it all right into their face with grabby hands and just delighted.

yurameshi: i thought for sure virgos would be #1 but now that i think about it aren’t scorpios valentine’s day babies

nethersonq:bogleech:It’s said that a giraffe’s kick can actually knock a lion’s head completely off and I’m sorry but every way I picture that is like the funniest thing in the entire world i’m so sorry

Okay, now that the fog has cleared a little, I’m just going to try to make one thing clear, and let this lie. Constructive criticism. You can send me it. I accept it and I listen to it. If you preface it with “please don’t publish”

mayorjohnhardcock: kaaaaaaaaaaath: I saw a Brotherhood of Steel Virtibird thing explode in the air, when I went to have a look at the wreckage I found that the pilot had landed…awkwardly the ol’ razzle dazzle

problackgirl: we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back

That’s it that’s the process

I want to do that game where you guys leave an actor/actress in my ask and I tell you all of their movies I saw

the thing is that if you headcanon joseph as a trans girl her dynamic with erina gets even better!!!!!!!! because you can go in the direction of erina being very worried about her and trying to make sure she only wears dresses and the like at home.

cancerously: in all seriousness, without getting into specific spoilers, I think the thing that bowls me over the most about the adventure zone is the absolute love and care you can feel in every single piece of it that comes out of it being a podcast

cousin-possum-kc:vicholas:vicholas:I think the problem with Kermit is that it’s really easy to reduce him to a joyless jerk because his role IS being the straight man to a cast of bozos and he IS blunt and tired, but the thing is, he’s not

I just realized (because I get too excited when I read about SU and tend to miss obvious things) that the Steven Universe comic is described as being “presented in a zinelike format of minicomics, recipes, games, and more” which sounds

graceybird: bonaventure-: i keep seeing that birdnana figurine on my dash and people asking where it is/what its from and as your Friendly Resident Gashapon Enthusiast id like to let you know that it is the bananainko series from epoch! not sure where

I was outside with one of my dogs and I was standing by the garage (which has this sort of lattice eave thing above it) and this huge spider suddenly drops down on a thread like two inches from my face and it scared the hell out of me because I do not

swarnpert: you know like. that thing tumblr does when ur scrolling and suddenly it skips a post and u scroll up and it skips the post again and youre like okay what the fuck is it you dont want me to see

catgirlaleistercrowley:cursmudgeon:prokopetz:The thing that distinguishes Tumblr shitposts from shitposts on other social media platforms isn’t the content, it’s the register. The hairpin code-switching between very formal and very vulgar

kurja-tales:That’s the thing about people who haven’t been loved much..They think about every kind gesture, a slightest touch of fingers, kind smiles, random acts of love, intimacy in every small thing done. They find that love wherever they

how funny, Roseburrow thought, that it is the things we love most that have the best chance of killing us.

oakenbabes: i made a thing and that thing is an elaborate informational powerpoint about my dumbest obsession rn omg i didn’t chose this life part 2 here

Ugh why is it that the things u can’t have tend to be the things u want the most ?

(Hard ditto; I don’t even like being reminded that it’s a thing. Shhh.)Seriously? Not much. The cast is full of great characters with great relationships. Every single combination is compelling in gen. Plus, Historia is really the only character

It’s Easter.One of the things I’ve come to be more sensitive to in recent years is that Jesus was human. He walked around as a human, he made friends as a human, and he died as a human.In order to bridge the painful separation between God and man,

The problem with being reminded that Bleach exists is that it comes with the reminder that Tatsuki and Orihime can still make me feel things.I hate shounen, I say, sobbing into a pillow.

erens-jaeger-bombs: tbh I think that Mikasa’s relationship with Levi is probably the most well-developed relationship Mikasa has with anyone. Not to say it’s the strongest relationship she has, obviously, but it’s the one that’s gone through

Remember when that’s so raven, hannah montana, and the suite life of zack and cody did a mashup episode and it was the most exciting thing that had ever happened to you.

beingchasedbypigs: guyfitblr: And finally someone said it thats the thing though, WE DO HAVE MAKE UP GUYS. There’s no one saying that you can’t go out to M.A.C and buy yourself some make up. YOU CAN DO IT! Do you! Do what makes you happy. Fuck

mackenzie-bree: Do you ever notice yourself getting bad again…like, you know you’re not doing work that needs to be done, you know you’re not cleaning, you know you’re not taking care of yourself…you know all the things you need to do to start

youknow-me-not-my-story: Words cannot describe the emotion I felt sending that text. Everyone in an Ldr will agree that sending this text is an insane feeling. Knowing that it’s official, and that you’ll be going home soon…it’s honestly surreal.

You wear fine things well

theawesomeadventurer: gymleadercheren: so there’s this item on neopets called chia flour and what it does is basically, you’re in the battledome against someone else’s pet and you lob it at em and it turns them into a yellow chia. the thing is,

thisiscitylab: “‘There’s always that joke that there’s a Starbucks on every corner,’ says Justin Grimes, a statistician with the Institute of Museum and Library Services in Washington. ‘But when you really think about it, there’s a public

“The best thing about it was that we didn’t actually tell Luke, Jack or Kaya that I was going to be doing it. In the end, we just did it right in front of them, and Kaya’s scream is genuine. Totally genuine. She jumped, almost literally, out of

So I keep seeing posts from users saying they’re always asked why they “like” so much stuff, and respond “so I can go back and reblog it later” …I wonder if I’m the only one that likes stuff so that the number

love-order-chaos-repeat: maskedruins: jimikissedthesky: Our entire world history nailed. Things which remain consistant - Sex, death and war. Exactly #thats it. thats the history of the world.

cyan-opinions:redead-red:watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was likeput your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will workopen up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkkput in the moviegdi it has to be rewoundpress STOP

What part of I love you are you not getting? Do you not know how much it kills me to see you with another girl? Do you not understand how much I want you to tell me to stop seeing other guys. How can you not know that yours is the name on my lips before

The "Doing the project the night before and it's still better than yours" Squad

mesogeios: “Some things could only be written in a foreign language; they are not lost in translation, but conceived by it. Foreign verbs of motion could be the only ways of transporting the ashes of familial memory. After all, a foreign language is

bigtimedirection: theres-only-onedirection-to-go: niall-sfavoritepotato: oh my god. how can you just scroll past this and not reblog it. thats the thing, you cant I’ve tried it’s impossible.

so the other day I did two things for the first time ever!!! I a) had sex on my period and b) had someone see me not shaven at all which sounds pretty gross put together like that lol but I always dreaded it and we both really wanted to have sex so darfin

“That’s the thing about depression: A human being can survive almost anything, as long as she sees the end in sight. But depression is so insidious, and it compounds daily, that it’s impossible to ever see the end.”

stringbing: Hey all! During the two months, I freelanced some 2D Animation with the awesome french studio, Studio La Cachette. The thing that kept me sort of busy during my off times is now publicly online (and now I can bring it up!). It’s for the

a-horrible-way-to-dan: Why don’t we just… wait here for a little while… see what happens? The Thing (1982) - Dir: John Carpenter

surprisebitch: elsajeni: noccor: sleepyminyard: haramzada: awkwardlyinsane: Oh All sports are gay and I’ve been preaching this forever fun fact: the media keeps trying to imply that diego costa (white jersey) bit gareth barry (blue jersey)

a-dark-alley:Sadism PleaseI want someone to hurt me. I like pain, yes. But it’s knowing that someone *wants* to hurt me, that my pain arouses them, that they are pleased by my suffering. That’s the sexiest thing.Tell me that I make cute noises

It’s pretty rare that i start watching a show and actually keep watching it after the first few minutes, but i started watching a show called The Magicians - it’s on netflix (at least the first 2 seasons are) but is a syfy series apparently. I’d

aslan-altan: dashingicecream: -slams fists on desk- i accidentally deleted sai and i cant remember where i last downloaded it go to your recycle bin and see if it’s still there yea thats the thing i noticed it didnt work after i emptied my recycle

giritina:I think a lot of people who get into discourse about it/itself pronouns or other niche queer expressions of the self like neopronouns miss that these things are supposed to be subversive. They see someone saying to call them pup and think that

when u sit down in class thinking it’s already started but you’re really so early that the last class is still in session. OOPS

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