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bustyfluffy: I know I said I’d wear the fluffy one today, but it’s even tighter than this top … I’d never have got to my desk. Look, I’ll make it up to you, how about I tell you what happened when your Dad popped round when I was wearing it?
“Look… Just because my dad is your boss doesn’t mean we can’t do this. I overheard him telling my mom how he noticed in the restroom once how hung you are. Why he needed to tell her that, well… I don’t even wanna
pippinofthe-fellowship: night-owl101: So my dad and I are watching LOTR: the return of the kings and dad told me to pause it so he could check on dinner and this happened. I couldn’t stop laughing. youve seen frodo and sam tell me or else I
amroyounes: Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog. When I was a kid, if I misbehaved, my dad would pick up the phone and threaten to call Santa and tell him to not bring me any toys that year. It was 1000% effective…
confessionsforstrangers: mymanic: Fuck this is the funniest thing ever My Dad used to always tell me this joke, except it was “I’ll have a pint of…….. bitter, please.” haha. I haven’t heard that joke in at last 6 and a half years now..
fuckyeahtattoos: This is a tattoo I got very recently for my dad who passed away. He said “tell Morgan I love her” in the last letter he wrote to my sister so I had them tattoo his exact hand writing. I’m so in love with it. It’s so simple and
familyfuckfest22: i bet you want to feel my tight little pussy around this big cock huh daddy, but mommy would get really mad wouldnt she, i know daddy i know you wont tell anyone but your my dad isnt this wrong? Please sweetheart please!! i love hearing
didyouknowmagic:Lemme just tell a little story to see if I can explain why movies like The Book of Life matter and how representation is not just for marking a check off a list. This is a photo I took of my dad after putting on The Book of Life to show
So my dad will be leaving for a business trip at like… 5 in the morning to Singapore. Until… Next week? Anyways, apparently my mom is so paranoid that she cannot sleep in her own room by herself, so she is now moving into my room (on the
So a few days ago I was trying to explain to my mom and step dad about how I feel alone and I just couldn’t explain it the right way because when I went out to the dinning room and kitchen this morning just a few minutes ago, my step dad tells me “tu
remiivoxerplemii02: armywifesara: thefandomdropout: black–twitter: I’m reblogging it everytime I see it. Sorry, not sorry. Just had this argument with my dad the other day lol he tried to tell me boys are easier to raise than girls
tracy4bbc: blackbullren: “Dad, this is Ren. I just met him in the gym this morning. We will go up to my room now. If my boyfriend calls, just tell him I am going to be busy all night tonight, OK dad?” (via TumbleOn)
“Dad, dude, no fucking shit mom got burned at the stake, you need me and my terrible pseudonym to tell you to do the incredibly fucking obvious” Yo, he said damn on a gameboy advance game. How the shit am I just now noticing this? Very shrewd
bitchyblue: So my friends have a little boy, he’s like 2.5 and they’re already teaching him about consent. He has this friend at daycare, a little girl, and the other day he wanted to hug her goodbye but she didn’t want him to, and his dad said “No,
spirited-fox:Just wanted to tell you all a little story. My dad was diagnosed with terminal pancreatic cancer in august last year and was given 3-6 months to live. He died january 4th, this year. Anyway, just before christmas, I wanted to give my dad
jncera: When i was little my parents used to tell me how i was raised by bears and i actually believed them for the longest time. Then my dad got me this mug last year and said, “Don’t ever forget who you are.”
Oh BTW when I got home I was getting out of the car and my dad called me to tell me that OUR roof is leaking too!!! I’m just waiting for the damn ceiling to fall down here as well!! This is shit.
eatjeffbezos:imwithttheband:Look me straight in the eyes and tell me your current music taste isn’t what your father played in the car when you were a kid.no offense op but this is the least relatable post on this entire website
xxxfamilyfun: I’ve fucked a lot of guys. I couldn’t even tell you how many at this point. My Dad, however, is the biggest fucking cum pig of the lot. It’s like I’m not even with my old man anymore. He begs for me to drop my load write down his
pozitivitea: sawsan-ff: gvacamolly: petitbear: skittleoakley: Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x] When he says “really” ;’) Never leave this un-reblogged my heart is not okay.. I’m about to cry Every time I see this
I hate when my dad tells my dogs to get a life, like seriously this is their life.
keebiekneebiez: pyranova: banananauyu: indig0h: me when i found out i got into yaleme calling my dad to tell him i got into yale I went out of my way to reblog this from the source bc this pic has so much meaning behind it and someone removed it
idreamofbrother: I never tell anybody, because my dad says I can’t, but he’s been doing this to me for a really, really long time. I thought everybody’s dad did it to them. It was how he tucked me in. He’d call me his princess afterwards.
ftm-liamxezra: This is my dad on my 21st birthday. It has taken him 21 years to call me his son. It’s taken 21 years for him to tell me that he’s proud of me. It’s taken him 21 years to tell me that he loves me. It’s taken us 21 years to love
jehovahhthickness: jehovahhthickness: Growing up my dad used to tell me that mistakes are for white people …. if you’re brown, you are not allowed to make a mistake in this country because this system was not made for you and will not protect you
heathicorn: did I ever tell you guys about how when I moved into my first apartment my dad’s move-in present for me was this bomb tee-ball bat that’s fuckin legit as hell and bright pink and hello kitty themed? he gave it to me and said “this
malkatz: kindasortahappy: m-yley: My mom told me to change my “slutty” shorts before we went to dinner. I said no. So my dad cut his jeans to fit in. We went to dinner and then mini golf like this. His legs look wonderful the shirt tells the
blackbullren: “Dad, this is Ren. I just met him in the gym this morning. We will go up to my room now. If my boyfriend calls, just tell him I am going to be busy all night tonight, OK dad?”
please-just-let-me-disappear:jncera:vote4nuggets:jncera: When i was little my parents used to tell me how i was raised by bears and i actually believed them for the longest time. Then my dad got me this mug last year and said, “Don’t ever forget who
spirited-fox: Just wanted to tell you all a little story. My dad was diagnosed with terminal pancreatic cancer in august last year and was given 3-6 months to live. He died january 4th, this year. Anyway, just before christmas, I wanted to give my dad
My family finally got to meet @jayleezus for the first time and I could tell my dad really likes this kid. Sadly we had to depart but it was nice seeing everyone smile at the same time. Fourth day in California. Thank you for showing us this boba place
constructedparadox: dlie: dlie: maribopuppy: killthewhispernotthedream: ryouseiteki: I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND I’m just reblogging this because my dad didn’t believe it existed. IT HAS RETURNED Well I spent way too much
officialalltimelow: alexgaskarthdoingthings: So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg This is my favourite
naivemothers: Mom sent this selfie of herself to the family group chat, which includes me, my dad, and my little sister. Something tells me she only intended to send this to my dad, though. Regardless, I’m thinking about sending a photo of my cock
itsthelesbiana: My dad deadass told me that I should be used to my period pain by now that I am just overexaggerating and I should be able to handle it better…When I tell you my mom and I hit this nigga with thee ULTIMATE: If I smack you in the back
voltempire: sawsan-ff: gvacamolly: petitbear: skittleoakley: Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x] When he says “really” ;’) Never leave this un-reblogged my heart is not okay.. I’m about to cry This is precious
oxblood74: dont fucking have kids if your compassion has limits and you are only able to love under certain conditions.
erwinsmitn: erwinsmitn: my dad works for the white house and he just told me that apparently the government banned kissanime on the white house wifi cause officials were watching it like, a noticeable amount wait, I just mentioned this to him again
yelyahwilliams: ikonicgif: “This award is so much more than myself. It represents a culture that wants to see themselves as heroes. My dad used to tell me to say today’s gonna be a great day, I can and I will. Well dad, today’s a great day,
esa-prieta: yesixicana: My dad became a US citizen today. As much as I rage about this imperialist country, I cannot belittle my dad’s enthusiasm and joy when he called me to tell me the news. He was so excited because now he can petition to have
sawsan-ff: gvacamolly: petitbear: skittleoakley: Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x] When he says “really” ;’) Never leave this un-reblogged my heart is not okay.. I’m about to cry
n-c-x: n-c-x: eartheld: n-c-x: forrestmankins: Update: We’re driving to Alaska this spring, and once we arrive I’m flying my dad out to the state he’s been dying to see for over 50 years. Calling and telling him the news has been the proudest
the-imagined-dragon: jennatalherpes: 69shadesofgray: my parents recently sat down to tell me that my dad was moving out, and this hit me harder than anything on tumblr has in a long time. it’s beautiful. you are not your parents problems nor are
My dad’s neighbor’s dog must be really fucking tiny because somehow every god damn day at 7 motherfucking am it manages TO START THIS SUPER HIGH PITCHED YIPPING LIKE IT CAN TELL FUCKING TIME AND I SWEAR THIS LITTLE YIPPY BITCH IS GOING TO
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