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STOP!!!!! I know you spend your time here on tumblr rifling through photos faster than a chimp on crack with his hand on his tallywhacker. BUT…indulge Me, as a follower of Mine and take a chair and BREATHE! I wish to explain to you the ‘wh
karinastas: icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: #i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me This will reach a million posts before I stop reblogging EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. ✨
sadisticgames: It’s when you try to be seductive but can’t stop giggling. When you threaten to spank her but crack a smile. When you roll off the bed in fits of laughter. When after she is done screaming through her last orgasm, and she breathlessly
There are many mysteries in the world of Attack on Titan. Does its title indicate that it will one day become the space opera we all know it to be in its heart? What is in that basement? What makes some bodily fluids more special than others? How are
karinastas: icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: #i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me This will reach a million posts before I stop reblogging EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Am pretty glad I stopped streaming when I needed to Just noticed my wrist is slightly cracking whenever I move it around a bit But yeah, am very well rested and am looking forward to finishing the rest of the commissions tonight
The caress may be gentle, but she feels the danger nonetheless. It’s in the way his body crowds her, the solid bar of his forearm pushing her chest into the cold steel.Her expression may say stop, but his hand in her crack knows her face lies.
Stop stealing Pearl’s lines.
the-goddamazon: generalbriefing: xamazingphanx: vtforpedro: Good god why is this cracking me up so much This has nothing to do with my blog, really. I just started laughing and am having difficulties stopping. Lol I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS BECAUSE
crack-dragon: Charming? Intimidating? Pal, you’re outta your mind. Guy’s a corny old jackass that laughs at his own jokes and complains non-stop about his feet. A fuckin’ clown. The kind of guy that gives pet names to his ties. Fuck ‘im, awright?
Hannibal goes to McDonalds in this fic and no one can stop me.
eyzmaster: Naughtidot 65 by theEyZmaster Why did I stop drawing her lately?I found this cute lil’ reference and wanted to have a crack at this cute pose.Plus cute lingerie, since that seems to be the theme with my last few Naughtidot pics.Enjoy!
lavenderpanda: i want a version of chopped where everything is the exact same, but in each chef’s counter space is a bong with packed slides lined up next to them at each 10 minute interval, the chefs are required to stop what they’re doing, turn
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rubbyrubbishbin: cracked: caramelbutts: cracked: caramelbutts replied to your video How the fuck is this funny? I’ve been reading Cracked for years. I’m disappointed to have to stop. Please pull this video. You all are better than this. Don’t
I went to my boy’s soccer game today! They got absolutely destroyed (apparently they were up against the hardest team in their league), but I got them to crack a smile at the end of the game. A dad went up to me and thanked me for stopping by,
onthetracks11: cracked: Maybe it’s time to stop using Nazis as bad guys. Now hear me out. I’m not saying we shouldn’t make any more World War II movies. And I’m not saying we can’t have movies that portray Nazis in the villainous role they
parcelhare:honestly where is my “90s gothic” post? the 90s were perfect bizarre horror fodder to begin with-The AOL trial disc that won’t stop appearing in your mailbox. You take it out and crack it in half before tossing it in the trash, but another
neobakura: sonofasphinx: neobakura: Im gonna cry Okay, ya see this ? THIS IS THE ONLY TIME HE SHEDS A TEAR. EVER He cracks tehre and then because after GIVING UP EVERYTHING FOR THEM, AFTER COMMITING SUICIDE TO STOP BAKURA, AFTER ACCEPTING TO WEAR
sandwizard: @my beautiful girls tht have self esteem issues because the world is always watching n judging ur appearance this is something tht Rly helped me stop feeling so ugly if my hair is poofy or my lips cracked or I realized my outfit is a mess
bambz-art: Oh you know he’s getting it. I am 99.9 percent sure this has been done before but I don’t care. Nothing can stop me from making trashy crack comics :>
cracked: An unidentified woman was taking a sightseeing tour of Eldgja, a volcanic canyon in southeastern Iceland that features pristine views and the most uncomfortable segregation of vowels this side of Kyrgyzstan. After a quick stop to clean up and
sehunniesmilk: welcome-to-on-crack-exo-zoo: krismegently: I would advise everyone to stop spreading the “fanaccount" about a sasaeng “calling Xiumin fat" as it did not actually happen; it is fake It’s upsetting to see such a fanaccount
destresseddamsel: youngblackandvegan: hazeleyed1: rurounidrew: thedailydub: homosexuwell: Who says white people can’t dance. They just need the right song. @ :39 seconds i lost my shit. LOL… I can’t stop cracking up at work 39 seconds
lucidnee: pettylifepresident: Me and my mommy at the Sisters Network Inc Stop The Silence Breast Cancer Walk so beautiful
dreamsandpuzzles: nolabeings: “I always knew how to save. When my husband died, 1970, my baby was nine years old and I was working the school board but I never stopped working. I was getting Social Security - I never stopped working. ‘Cause I know
s0uthcentral: please stop letting people tell you weed isn’t bad for you. tupac and biggie both smoked weed and died before the age of 30. meanwhile, dmx and bobby brown both smoked cracked and are still alive. don’t be dumb. make that switch.
lia-rene95: buying-the-space-farm: thatsthat24: Relationship Issues 💗 Stop calling me out like this Everything down to the crack in his voice is too real
karinastas:icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me This will reach a million posts before I stop reblogging EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
So this is what my Tumblr index looks like right now and it cracked me up because Dat undeniable family resemblance Levi’s appalled expression, always HIROOMI PLS I need to stop being bored today.
clubpenguln: sir, we have kicked you off of this beach a million times, you CANNOT keep snorting the sand. it is not crack it will literally kill you stop
teenagepics: These hilarious Penis related Autocorrects are guaranteed to crack you up! I can’t stop laughing! #3 is the Best. Check them out:
sarele: stop complaining about the 2DS stop complaining about the 2DS stop complaining about the 2DS stop complaining about the 2DS YOU’RE NOT THE TARGETED DEMOGRAPHIC FOR ONCE IT’S FOR THE CHILDREN IT’S SO THEY DON’T CRACK OFF THE TOP OF THE
We have to get the windshield replaced annnnd they don’t do it on post and safelite might be too much money. But the kicker is that it needs to be replaced because it won’t stop cracking.
sweet-bitsy: local-shop: muppetmayhem: Animated Kermit is just a really horrible frog. The way this kermits mouth moves cracks me up. My brother is getting mad at me because I won’t stop saying “TEETH”
nltm: themaskednegro: nltm: Apparently some crows take nuts and then put them in the middle of the road so cars can run over them and crack them open That’s sleek as hell Birds are evil. Stop romanticizing birds. *deposits u in trash where u
parcelhare: honestly where is my “90s gothic” post? the 90s were perfect bizarre horror fodder to begin with -The AOL trial disc that won’t stop appearing in your mailbox. You take it out and crack it in half before tossing it in the trash, but
familysexlife: suchagoodson: When I went to answer the doorbell I saw that my aunt had stopped by. I cracked the door open and jokingly asked “What’s the password?“ Needless to say I let her in. 100% free webcam site!
cracked: STOP LYING TO US, CULTURE The 7 Most Preposterous Sexual Positions People Claim To Use In my limited sexing, I’ve enjoyed a few of the different fruits the Humptree has to offer, but there’s a lot out there, and some of it seems like it
cracked: You too can math your way out of a fine! 5 Ridiculous Ways People Got Out of Traffic Tickets #5. A Physicist Beats a Traffic Violation With a Physics Paper The cop who pulled over Dmitri Krioukov for running a STOP sign didn’t realize Krioukov
cracked: So…..so bronies are a throwback? 13 Old-Timey Photos You Won’t Believe Aren’t Photoshopped 3 #11. Friendship Is Magic Stop scrolling. Take a moment and really let that photo sink in — it gets funnier the longer you look at it. In fact,
that-bitch-you-hate-always: I made this and now I just can’t stop laughing! Just pure crack, I swear. Credit for the picture goes to JDF or as we know him, Jason David Frank, the original Green Dragon Ranger and White Tiger Ranger from the Mighty Morphin
skimpyteens: whattheyweredoing: Becky’s older brother didn’t like her new boyfriend and it was starting to cause problems around the house. She came up with the perfect solution. She said if he promised to stop making cracks about her boyfriend,
so today at the gym there was this naked lady in the locker room and she had the TINIEST butt crack i’ve ever seen. i couldn’t stop looking.
exowhore: opparies: greasyoppas: exo-pervert: oh-sehunnie1: chunjoe: reblog if u cry every tiem LMAO I CANNOT; DIS FANDOM LIVES ON CRACK I CAN’T WITH THE KAISOO AND THE FUCKING SPAGHETTISON OF A BITCH MY BALLSACKS HURT FROM ALL THIS STOP
lonesomemother1: upskirtsalon: upskirtsalon I loved it when my boss came into the executive restroom and caught me bent over, my black thong cutting through the crack of my ass. He stopped in his tracks as I heard him clear his throat, waiting on
itsfuuh: What was the funniest scene to shoot? [x] Tyler: The one time Dylan’s got me to crack and I couldn’t stop laughing was on season 2, in the Sheriff’s office when we were both paralysed. And I didn’t even look at him.
champagnepadre: samsung phone: *charges wirelessly, waterproof, screen doesn’t crack* me: ……anyway *buys the iphone 17s plus lavender edition*
howl1996: when you progressives say “stop incarcerating people for marijuana!”, that’s goodbut when you add in “we should be incarcerating the REAL drug users, the heroin, meth, and crack users”that is not progressive.
corruptedpersona: ~ { ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ } ~ BYE ! Hmmm, maybe if I completely severed his d!ck, he would stop thinking with it ! Yes, that’s it ! There was a
Doesn't it suck when you have a friend who has the best sense of humor ever and always makes you smile with their personality but when you want to have a serious conversation with them they keep cracking jokes?
I wish you knew how much your screaming makes me shake. The sounds of things hitting walls and doors slamming makes my heart skip. The cracks in your voices as your voices become hoarse. I’d give anything if you’d stop…please
skimpymoms: suchagoodson: When I went to answer the doorbell I saw that my aunt had stopped by. I cracked the door open and jokingly asked “What’s the password?“ Needless to say I let her in. Follow SkimpyMoms for sweet mom & son sex!
suchagoodson: When I went to answer the doorbell I saw that my aunt had stopped by. I cracked the door open and jokingly asked “What’s the password?“ Needless to say I let her in.
pussyboytoy: A loud crack split the air as the bullet rushed toward me. My head exploded. 10 seconds to respawn. “Stop fucking sniping!” I snarled. He just giggled, sitting cross-legged on the couch with his controller held limply in his
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