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zeropup: muzzledboy: The next gag I’ll buy, always to be used with a boxer or a sock under the jockstrap cup so want someone to get me one of these gags
Someone needs to get me one of these MadXBikes! @drsuzy @radioSUZY1 :O
omfg if someone gets me one of these i will love you FOREVERS
please oh please someone get me one
dissociated-girl: poisonthreads: Hugwarts Pals Hoodies are now available for preorder! Get yours here Someone get me one
revolutionator: kittydoom: A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair Someone get me one
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wkdart: Someone’s taking animal crossing a little too seriously
I hope that one day I could go out and hear someone call me gay or a fag and not give a fuck and just go about my day without thinking about it or getting myself down
phantombondage: Grrrr… Someone get me a new stress toy… this one broke.
hajimikimoart: Oh hey it’s Christmas, someone get me one of those cute snow-Pokemon plushes and I’ll love you forever.
weegboi: someone get me onion rings Do you like the breaded ones or large beer battered?!?
likeaforestburning: mydemisee: counterpartshc: Some of the merch we’ll have on tour in America. #counterparts Someone get me the bottom one in black and gold. BUY ME THEM ALL
please someone tell me that it really says “lettuce”
artemispanthar:seriously though, I will cry if I don’t get to see that Pearl zine thing. Please someone tell me immediately if it gets put up anywhere, I will be eternally grateful Anyone seen it around?
bimbohearts: atexanwhore: bimbohearts: bichrissy: atexanwhore: bimbohearts: bichrissy: atexanwhore: OH OH OH SOMEONE GET ME ONE PLEASE OMGOMGOMG ME TOO See we all need one!! it could be our bimbo group proof!!! anyone who joins our group gets
patientlights: omg i love this. someone get me one. crying. please.
lightninglarz57: Grow for Japan Part 2, This is one of my all time favorites someone get me one of those potions please.
cartel: Don’t know what to get your special someone???? gift me one of these and i’ll nuke your house !
pussycatsandcowboyhats: I wish someone would get me one of these for Christmas… :)
toobusybeingfat: maturecrank:Something I did for @toobusybeingfat for watching me on FA. May he have an ever larger butt. This is pretty much me post-thanksgiving. Hope someone gets me a new hoodie for Christmas! This one doesn’t seem to fit anymore.
cumcravingcub: Someone needs to get me one of the big toys off my wish list because my hole is tight and needs to be stretched deep and wide. And then maybe if someone could volunteer to use it on me? 😈
thecubofyourdreams: Someone needs to get me one of the big toys off my wish list because my hole is tight and needs to be stretched deep and wide. And then maybe if someone could volunteer to use it on me? 😈
siggymcpissyface: dragon-scale-hearts: // I am getting sick and tired of CronKri. // Someone give me one explanation as HOW IT WORKS. // SERIOUSLY. // AND DO NOT SAY IT IS CUTE. it’s a pairing and it’s fun to pair them together because why not.
hermionegrangerandarocketship: I WANT ONE. someone get me one.
mirahxox: porcelaindoll-xo: These rings are stunning. They make me think of the spring, I love there style and there nature like feel and whimsy. They look really elf-y inspired too. Shop Linky WANT! Someone get me one. And a crown in the same style.
Low key need a new vibrator or dildo so bad Low key no money for it Low key might actually get triggered if someone sends me one
simplyajay: Can someone get me one of these? I’ll love you forever :3
wtf-amy: yourstrulykaitlinvang: I swear, if ANYONE got me at least one of these for Christmas or my Birthday. I’d love you forever. No lie. <3 OwhMyGawsh… Want Want Want ! someone plz get me one of these, I’ll love you forever <3
ethilee: Can someone get me 99 with flake, chocolate sauce an nuts please from ice cream van :) I have one here @ethilee Hurry or I’ll have to eat it myself
sweetcocoapple: gareth-mcgrillens-legs: kittensightings: Lots of new collars now in our store at KittenSightings. Check them out before they are gone! I want one someone get me one These are fucking adorable. ;-;
dave-martin: edwardbella: desicoupleindian: amanavv: cuckold12: Wow I love it supper sexy series luv it Awesome Can someone get me the link of full series of this one? Sensual AF!!
austincarl1le: do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really
bornwithtragedyintheirblood: Someone should get me one as a late birthday present haha…jk
sknjob: top reasons to get married Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knock someone out in one punch love i guess
guyswhoshouldbeunderwearmodels: “@LuckyStrikexx: Can someone get me one of these please?” http://twitter.com/LuckyStrikexx/status/523722942409355264/photo/1”
lesbianfosur: Someone please get me one of those T shirt guns so I can put glitter in it and shoot all the homophobic and transphobic people with it.
horantheworldcurlz: mymanslavesonedirection: gaylenexo: Dear god.. someone get me this. you can sleep with one direction omg The person that owns this would be like ”One Direction is on top of me. every. single. night.”
ofanadultnature: whitegirlsaintshit: sexyvideosonline: maliah_michel please someone buy me one of these so i can get fucked in the butt and be cozy at the same time jeeeeeez
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loverofstretching: upthesnatch: Sliding down on my new favorite toy. Bad Dragon’s Stan The T. Rex Can someone get me one of these?
sanabutt123: funnbeast: edwardbella: desicoupleindian: amanavv: cuckold12:Wow I love it supper sexy series luv it Awesome Can someone get me the link of full series of this one? Awesome video awesome wowwwwwwwwww
#omg robb and jon being all ‘DAT MA GURRRL’ #and jory being like ‘fookin starks’ #and ned being like ‘and they told me the girls would be the sensible ones’ #and theon being like ‘i am going to kill myself someone get me back to pyke’
edscutechibigirl: tea-all-over-your-face: almost missed this one. god I can’t look at the first one someone get me a lung cause mines fucked ^^^
i want a derse hoodie
lluciddream: linaboogz:It’s #loveyourpet day & I love the shit out of mine @bronandraj 😸😺 Someone get me one of these 😩
e-elashes: Omg someone get me one of these.
sr8olguin: smurf-it-up: Someone get me one for Christmas I want one! Someone buy me one? Remember, all of you said its ok for a guy to have one and i want this gigantic one! :D
royalteens: oh my god this is the most adorable thing ever im screaming waaaaaaaaaaaaah :’) someone get me one
littlekitkay2: lilwhore: vividhotsexy: someone buy me one and ill upload a video a day OK. Get me on of this balls already
mistfuls: someone get me one
badgerlord:I’m gonna reblog this until someone tells me where to get this shirt :/ yeah, it doesn’t exist lolit’s just easy to photoshop because of all the wrinklesand he’s nice to look at :Dsorrybut you can always make one in customization sites