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thewastedgeneration: i want to meet someone different. someone unique. someone who challenges me to do things i haven’t before, who gets me thinking about the meaning of life. i want to meet someone who isn’t so damn obsessed with superficial things

skateboardsnpaint: Well this PPV was a massive friggen waste of three hours of my life I will never get back…EVER. Someone call me when the WWE and Vince actually have the balls enough to go with something different instead of the CRAPPY CENA SHOW

life-is-unforgettable: Kink #6: Humiliation Bare with me guys, I’m embarrassed just typing this one out. I come off as a sweet innocent girl. But obviously I like some not so innocent things. I get red and flustered when someone asks me my kinks

drinkyoudowntonight: Just wanna find someone I vibe with and that won’t fuck me over or get tired of me

gamertechchub: I want nothing more in life than to be kept as a personal hog and fed to unbelieveable sizes. I would do anything for an extreme feeder to get me there. Quick, someone go help this man! And film everything!

Earlier this year I had a conversation with someone in which she told me that “you shouldn’t care about the Middle East because things there are broken beyond repair. This sentiment gets people killed. Apathy allows atrocities to happen. The idea

osunism: ahebkoevhalev: osunism: osunism: So someone outed me to my family and now I’m probably going to be homeless soon. No car, no furniture, my life is just really getting shittier. Luckily I have the option of killing myself and ending this

minazummers:trekkiepirate:lesbiandeweyfinn: a-simpler-life: smolredlesbian: whatblogidonthaveablog: blueandbluer: flashinqlights: ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another

skipperdamned:Someone: *gets kelpies and selkies mixed up*Me: *tries to ignore it bc it’s ultimately inconsequential*Me: *is still one some level worried for their life*

And on top of everything, I can’t help but worry my cuddle buddy here doesn’t want to take it to the next level. I don’t actually want to tbh but I can’t help it when I start getting attached to someone who treats me so kindly. I’m a dog. I’m

feathered-dragoness: dragonofenergie: “Why do you flinch so hard?” Maybe there was a time when someone wasn’t kidding when they swung at me. yup. right up there with “why do you get so panicky when people raise their voice?” males

drakebarmitzvah: *gets up before noon* man i really have my shit together today i am so ready for life someone fight me i feel pure

subgirlygirl: his-submissive-girl: Legit me when someone in my real life asks me what my tumblr name is. Or when someone on Tumblr asks questions about my non-Tumblr life. Unless you’ve shaken hands with my vagina, you don’t get that info, sawwwry!

funnyandhilarious: College is where you learn life skills. Someone get me this white bitch, ASAP! Because of reasons.

woooo my birthday is in less than two weeks! i’m just gonna put links here to a few of my wishlists just in case by some lovely happenstance someone wanted to send me a b-day gift to help me celebrate. If someone happens to send a wearable gift, please

forsakentevinter: I’m always going to be grateful to Bioware for making Krem a character. Being able to see someone like me in such a huge series means so much. I never thought I’d get to be represented in a way that was so positive. It was done

I’m not the best at talking about my relationship. In many ways it’s because it’s been one of the few constants in my life the past four years. Thankfully, I’ve had someone willing to put up with me every weird twist and turn along the way. Happy

oh! so it’s teacher appreciation week this week! obvs you don’t have to get me anything (although if someone wrote some of my fave trans hcs in action I wouldn’t say no), but try to be kind to the educators in your life!also! consider reaching out

a-simpler-life: smolredlesbian: whatblogidonthaveablog: blueandbluer: flashinqlights: ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on

lumos5000: theshirelock: if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes someone found a real life plot hole

a-simpler-life: smolredlesbian: whatblogidonthaveablog: blueandbluer: flashinqlights: ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on

damnguido: valderie: just pre-ordered this and i am very pleased with this life choice If someone gets me this for [insert random arbitrary occasion here], I will love you lots. do not underestimate the extent of my gratitude. *exaggerated wink*

Life philosophy:

its funny, too, because I’m actually extremely touch adverse myself and I need to be really comfortable with someone to be OK with touching (and it takes a long time for me to get comfortable with people). So I wouldn’t think I’d spend so much time

chaudoodle: Undyne!!!! Follow and Reblog if you like it please it means a lot ot me! Someone get me this game pleaseeee I need it in my life

nurmuzdalifah: recession-royalty-deactivated20: Favorite Attack On Titan Abridged Moments (9/a lot) Dr. Jaeger’s A+ parenting extremely accurate

i love aoba so much aoba is so important to me he’s so goddamn fucking important to me someone please strap me to a rocket and send me go space i cannot deal with the perfection that is aoba seragaki i didn’t need this in my life i didn’t ask for

fariharoisin: cummingsooon: shaolinbynature: Tiffany Haddish getting drunk and telling the story of Rose Valland, an art curator who recovered stolen art from the Nazis during WWII, is everything I’ve never thought I needed in life. Someone PLEASE

taylor-tut: amazingtascha: a-simpler-life: smolredlesbian: whatblogidonthaveablog: blueandbluer: flashinqlights: ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random

a-simpler-life: smolredlesbian: whatblogidonthaveablog: blueandbluer: flashinqlights: ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on

skelltales: My dress for the party! If I can’t have a high fashion dress and Louboutins in real life, might as well online! —SOMEONE GET ME SOME WATER, THIS IS HOT HOT HOT!

setfiretothestarlight: deanwinchestahs: teimfortea: are those fucking bacon roses?! someone better goddamn get me a bouquet of those my life is complete once I get them

Okay. I lied. I am now finished all the work I wanted to get done today. Fuck my life. Someone give me neck and shoulder massage pls. I am tense.

autoerotics: Things I need in life this outfit at least two really good pairs of boots a whip (or two, or three) someone to spank someone to get me all of these things, now.

a-simpler-life: smolredlesbian: whatblogidonthaveablog: blueandbluer: flashinqlights: ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on

gay-armadillo: tatt00ine: ilikechildren–fried: jetpack-jenny: celticpyro: a-case-of-tragic-magic: just-shower-thoughts: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life #it would be nice to get

I’m on mobile so I’m going to make this post better later but for now I just got to my college orientation and it looks like someone gave me a friend to get through it We’re buds now And he has a very very hard to see friend on the board

exes-and-oh-wells: You don’t get a choice. That’s so messed up. You don’t get to choose who you love. Someone gets to stumble into your life and fuck you up, and there’s nothing you can do to stop it.-believe me, I would’ve tried to stop

It’s funny how you break your back for someone that you think cares about you. And all you get in return is disrespect. All my life I’ve dealt with this and I’m not going to do any more. I’m bout that single life.

ragnarokapologist:someone has to nominate me for queer eye because right now i need karamo to kindly look me in the eyes and tell me to get my fucking life together

When you get rid of someone toxic in your life that constantly brings you down and the sun is shining & you’re just like life is grand :D yeah, me right now.

la-diablareina: I’ve honestly been cursed with getting too much big dick in my life Between my boyfriend, my sugar daddy, and one regular custie in particular… I’m seriously dying 😭😫😖 someone help Someone buy me a gift, I deserve it

i have an essay due at midnight but i haven’t even started. i can picture my college life right now and it’s not pleasant.

tazzmarazz: paying for college is a joke ok let me just hand over my entire life savings to someone i’ve never met for an education that may or may not get me a job that i may or may not end up hating

Someone get me this! i will love you for the rest of my life.

ozeia: ambermozo: be with someone who will stop what they are doing to kiss you. Life gets crazy and busy and things happen and in the middle of it, i think its important to be with someone who can calm you and remember to make you feel loved. love

allmyotherchoicesweretaken: kraxykali: qualitees: only1600kids: I NEED THIS I found it! My life is COMPLETE Someone get me this the only thing that could make this better is if you could see a gun in the waist of her pants when she folds up the shirt

scotlland: i’m taking the biggest fucking test of my life today; the one that decides which colleges i can and can’t go to. it’d be great if someone could get me four more followers by the time i get home…? i’ll promo everyone who reblogs this,

zayniepaynie: i honestly really want to be zayn’s best friend and get the privilege to being in his life as someone he trusts and cares about who he can sit and talk about nothing and everything with. like i want to be someone he goes to when he needs

Do you ever look at someone and go “wow I’m really glad you’re not in my life anymore”

a-simpler-life: smolredlesbian: whatblogidonthaveablog: blueandbluer: flashinqlights: ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on

a-simpler-life: smolredlesbian: whatblogidonthaveablog: blueandbluer: flashinqlights: ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on

a-simpler-life: smolredlesbian: whatblogidonthaveablog: blueandbluer: flashinqlights: ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on

Someone get to know me

It makes me sad how uneasy and disturbed people get by my presence. I know I don’t live in a respectful and kind society so it shouldn’t make me sad. Jet I’m sad every time someone call me sir. I’m sad I can’t go tings like

florats: I CANT with life rn, someone get me drunk oh god.

*gets up before noon* man i really have my shit together today i am so ready for life someone fight me i feel pure

Seeing girls i went to elementary school w, Pregnant be kinda sad. Don’t me get wrong giving life to another human being is a beautiful thing, but how do you expect to develop someone else’s life when yours isn’t even fully developed

Honestly, I'm scared to get too close to people. It seems that every time I get close to someone, they always have a reason to leave later on. Maybe it's fate teaching me that life goes on, or maybe I just trust the wrong people.

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