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I want a boy best friend who will call me beautiful, and like my photos on facebook, commenting them saying things such as the fact he's proud to have me as a bestfriend. One that I can call up, crying about other boys, and him saying he'll beat the shit

Daddydog’s kitty hasn’t been doing so hot. Bailed on working today to visit and say goodbye and offer my condolences. To anyone who has ever awkwardly had to hear me meow at shit in old mic streams, its that kitty’s fault. Always walke

Ive never actually watched Free! but based on what Ive seen on my dash I think I can safely say its about a dude named haruka, and his only hobby is shoving his ass into even the smallest bodies of water, and he has friends for some reason.and theres

whenever I ask my friend for art suggestions she always says “pearl petting amethyst as a cat” so ok

$Friend: *causually talking about their day while stretching there legs over me*Me: * Layin here trying to listen while her legs are pushing into my slightly overfilled bladder * this is ok, this is ok, this is oooofffnnn… okkkkkkkkkk .\.$

Friend: *causually talking about their day while stretching there legs over me*Me: * Layin here trying to listen while her legs are pushing into my slightly overfilled bladder * this is ok, this is ok, this is oooofffnnn… okkkkkkkkkk .\.

kaijuno:kaijuno:Not to slut shame but some of you could definitely be sluttier I posted this on Facebook and a lot of like my parents middle aged friends commented saying shit like “I’m TRYING” so wholesome

averagefairy: do yall have those successful friends that always say shit like “my hair is messier than my life!!” like christina we all know damn well both your hair and life are perfect quit lying. i think its time for people to stop appropriating

steviemcfly: My friend’s mom used to say, “Keep an open mind, but not so open stuff starts falling out.” If you’re debating fascism and/or genocide like they’re regular ol’ run-of-the-mill ideas, no wrong answers, then some shit has fallen

brighterthanroses: #how do you think it must have felt to rose#to have someone say this to her#the girl who’s mom didn’t want her ‘putting on airs’#the girl with the boyfriend who was a better friend than lover#the girl everyone didn’t expect

schwerergustav replied to your video with: FFVI is my most favorite game ever. Will you be my new best friend? I dunno if Id say its my favorite game ever, that would probably be Silent Hill or some shit, but FF6 has so much content and wow is

I want a boy best friend who will call me beautiful, and like my photos on facebook, commenting them saying things such as the fact he's proud to have me as a bestfriend. One that I can call up, crying about other boys, and him saying he'll beat the shit

I always wonder if my friends talk about me behind my back. The same way we talk about bitches we hate, I wonder if they talk about me and say shit about me. Then they're only nice to my face. The thought is sickening.

saisai-chan: someone faked a quote from Horikoshi saying All Might is bi, and it broke my friend’s heart to find out it was fake, b/c she was so, so, so happy to hear about it, b/c she’s also bi guys…. don’t post/create fake stuff like that

mewlinggoblin: doodles from class earlier today:1) zozo’s dumpster walrus dad who’s g82) dusty and jerry, my shit kids

effrons: OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY

deanprincesster: so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit

effrons: OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY

effrons: OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY

effrons: OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY

effrons: OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY

what-the-hecky-heck: dreamdaddycentral: sky williams on twitter Why does this dude sound exactly like my friend who would say the same shit aka I love this video

effrons: OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY

crohns-sucks: neecygrace: Today’s picture for invisible illness is a personal one. This is one of about 30 notes that my friend has received since using her handicapped placard. I’m going to say this to you, have you ever seen someone get out of

"Married At First Sight" Experts Say Black Men Don't Want Black Women, Paul Carrick Brunson Says Check Your Ignorance

chulaspice: username0taken: chulaspice: my best friend told me that some kid in her class tried to say that college admissions were reverse racism and so the professor posted this on blackboard regarding what they went over in class and specifically

renamok: sourcedumal: madame-austere: She better say it. Erykah you fucked up BIG TIME. There is no way to warp or shift it. There’s no defense. My friend dubbed this ‘Female Hotep bullshit’ MOTHERFUCKERS all on twitter making outkandis comparisons

blackcooliequeenreign: astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry IF ONLY

munroesdream: vnrvly: te-amo-corazon: meemmiliaxx: chulaspice: bitch i choked on my water LMFAOOOOO drag me 🤣🤣🤣 When I say I’m about to send this shit to one of my friends and her skinny ass 😂😂😂

blithedecarona: Me when parents of my White friends have something negative to say about #BlackLivesMatter. Which is all the time. Got me breaking my bow and shit. “It’s just so hard even being an ally because back when I was younger-” Shut the

effrons: OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY

the-fury-of-a-time-lord: transgalacticwanderer: thechronicwonderer: so my friend had top surgery and *Dies lauging* I wonder how long he was holding on to that joke? i have a list of shit i’m gonna say when i have my top surgery

effrons: OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY

vonnavanity: Can I just say that I am entirely too tired to fight for friendships anymore. If you’re busy in life and don’t reach out to me consider us not friends. If you talk shit behind my back don’t consider us friends. If you continuously

hoekagei:SAY 👏🏽 THAT 👏🏽 SHIT 👏🏽 AGAIN 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 My friend and I were leaving the cinemas and some guy yelled out to us. My instant reaction was head down and walk faster. She said “hold your head

disco-shtick: remanedur: gothglitchbitch: wiidmountainkid: gothglitchbitch: gothglitchbitch: me about to do some dumb shit in front of my friends Mmmm watcha say

fetishexpo: After years of preparation and planning, I finally got my mother to agree to letting take advantage of her pussy. All week she’s been complaining to her friends about wanting some good dick. Saying shit like she wish she could find a man

deanprincesster: so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit

deanprincesster: so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit

effrons: OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY

effrons: OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY

effrons: OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY

specialhex: specialhex: peirette: one time i told a friend “hey we cant be friends anymore if the second you learn my deadname you use it for me.” and then she shut up and never did it again. what I’m saying is that you DONT need to take shit

effrons: OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY

buck-barnes: i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye” How i feel about some of my high school friends now

deanprincesster: so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit

thehersheystomykiss: Throwback. Found this in my phone. Had a friend way back when that told me I aint seen shit til I seen my girls ass covered in baby oil. Needless to say I had hella fun with this. -Charlie-

heathergraves: I’m seriously THAT friend You could come over to my house, let yourself in, come up to my room, not say a word, and just crawl into bed with me I need more low key friends

deanprincesster: so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit

averagefairy: do yall have those successful friends that always say shit like “my hair is messier than my life!!” like christina we all know damn well both your hair and life are perfect quit lying. i think its time for people to stop appropriating

deanprincesster: so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit

averagefairy: do yall have those successful friends that always say shit like “my hair is messier than my life!!” like christina we all know damn well both your hair and life are perfect quit lying. i think its time for people to stop appropriating

sometimes i feel bad for my friends, who have to listen to all my shit. so then i come to tumblr, then i feel bad for my followers who have to read my shit. God, why can’t i just not say anything and not explode.. I post too much but whatever. DEAL

I’m getting rid of any biological family I may have on my friends list, and setting all my shit to private. It’s nice how you can ignore the fact that I exist so much, but you suddenly pop up when I say something wrong, because apparently

sexisms: My Friends Hot Mom — Brandi Love Rocco heads over to his buddy Kenny’s house to talk about some shit, but Kenny’s mom Brandi Love says her son is working out of town for a few days. She notices that 1) Rocco has been working out, and 2)

sheabuttahgawd: thatpettyblackgirl: They only care about health when girl’s weight offends them but wont say anything to their friend who abuses drugs n shit. Sick to see how people are still treating women like this This honestly broke my

deanprincesster: so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit

deanprincesster: so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit

diekingdomcome: yobootyassgirl: meeraclelove: yobootyassgirl: kashnumba5: the-rashad-chronicles: yobootyassgirl: the-rashad-chronicles: yobootyassgirl: my “friend” talks to me and I completely ignore her all of the time bc she says dumb shit

provny: whitegirlsaintshit:whitegirlsaintshit: Aye scuse me I said ascuse me … My friend say he wan talk to you friend: if this shit ain’t the truth 😂😂😂

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