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samuel-alexander: tysolna: Calvin & Hobbes: The Live-action Movie. It’s just acting like a regular cat… That is a domestic tiger and I want it to be my friend!
samuel-alexander: passionforwolves: if your sad just watch this wolf gif. look at it. “Help! I’ve fallen and can’t get up!”
samuel-alexander: Here’s a picture of me smiling so you don’t think I’m moody all the time. *wolf-whistles*
samuel-alexander: waterforchocolate: therealkimiknox: sicilianbxtchwithlonghair: Damn …..damn Zamn. If I get tattoo sleeves and dress like this and look like this will boys like me?
samuel-alexander: thecatscactus: A Harley!! Oh man I miss my girls Fluffy!!
samuel-alexander: samuelvasnormandy: canadianslut: people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge samuel-alexander Sorry ‘bout it. Pretty sure you’re name is hyphenated and therefore I am the original Samuel,
samuel-alexander: I have a problem with my arms. They’re sticks.My legs kind of balance it out, someone even called them toned once. They wobble these days though… samuelvasnormandy this is the closest you may get to a return butt post.
samuel-alexander: Today is (begrudgingly) a work from home day which means looking like this all day, not keeping calm and not being 21. Lots of being in bed because there’s actually nowhere else for me to prop up my laptop… Bigger bedroom soon!
samuel-alexander: “Str8 Actin M8” Do you or do you not have romantic/sexual relations with people of the same gender? Yes: Your definition of “Str8 Actin” is wrong. No: Awesome. Now, stop wrtin msgs lyk dis.
samuel-alexander: katara: why is this so funny YES
samuel-alexander: tombraider: Fanart: “TR” by dllover17 She’s too happy. “BRB GUYS JUST OF TO KILL PEOPLE AND SURVIVE AND GET PTSD LOL KAYTHANXBYE”
samuel-alexander: I keep seeing dead bees everywhere :( I like the bees, all fuzzy and chubby
samuel-alexander: OH GOD
samuel-alexander: Even though it’s super warm they choose to nap in a pile. Sometimes they look dead when they’re sleeping…
samuel-alexander: “Don’t pee on my DBS check!" There are many things you never expect to say until you have rat companionship.
samuel-alexander: Usually I rub Reginald against my beard because he’s so soft but he wouldn’t sit still, so today it’s Lazarus’ turn, he’s also so soft. Jeremiah already lost his baby fur :(
samuel-alexander: sorrygirlsisuckcock: http://sorrygirlsisuckcock.tumblr.com/ I would like someone to dance with and do this with pls.
samuel-alexander: whilted: R U Mine? That’s a bit adorable.
samuel-alexander: sorrygirlsisuckcock: one of the best movies of all time…this and “mean girls” I prefer Easy A to Mean Girls.
samuel-alexander: screenadder: Ratties sharing ratty secrets Mine have left nibble marks in my glasses…
samuel-alexander: kasiaslupecka: Sailor Moon - Usagi and Luna. But instead using the original design I wanted to draw them in my style. Hope You like it! (Inspired by Sketch_Dailies, it was yesterday’s challenge) I don’t even like Sailor Moon,
samuel-alexander: Jel.
samuel-alexander: vvankinq: #NotAllDucks I died a little inside.
samuel-alexander: …And a summary of why I can’t open tumblr in work.
samuel-alexander: I’ve been away all weekend so here is a ticklish dog to make up for it.
samuel-alexander: thrashturbate: 10/10 would bang.But also:10/10 would care for you10/10 would tuck you in10/10 would cuddle10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning Yes, I like the other 10/10 list.
samuel-alexander: We have something in common.
samuel-alexander: “Is it so hard to believe that sympathy could be born from pain and suffering?" When the villain speaks words of wisdom… Happy people are the cruelest.
samuel-alexander: Bringing doughnuts to work and being all, “sure, I’ll make them last as a treat throughout the day as I do more work.” Five minutes later…
samuel-alexander: captainplanetdesu: My new bookmark is badass NEED
samuel-alexander: I will never not reblog this angry cat.
samuel-alexander: Holy shit. Sweet babies
samuel-alexander: coumarine-citygym: Had a pretty good dentist trip for once and now I have a new shiny pirate tooth (not pictured) and my buddy Samuel helped out with my hair last night, love the pink/white split :D ME! I did this! Fran, rocking my
samuel-alexander: I’ve decided that porcupines are currently the most adorable thing ever. The noises they make, the way the get excited, the fact they look like cacti with legs, EVERYTHING! Teddy Bear has other videos on youtube, you should watch
samuel-alexander: hanabiskyy: brinconvenient: An owl on a towel. He looks so happy At first I thought it was just a fat owl.
samuel-alexander: infectedzombie: Okay, which film is this from? I need to watch it! I think it’s the film Mama, I’m not sure…
samuel-alexander: magical-ginger: I want to be that guy.
Shame I wasn’t wearing my jock, or you could’ve seen two holes for the price of one
samuel-alexander: Licking my sweaty forehead after getting in from work and playing in “The Rat Cave” (my duvet) has been a fun way to spend the evening. Jeremiah (silver) still refuses to socialise, Reginald is still a living teddy bear with a
samuel-alexander: Trying to watch tv when suddenly shoulder rats. Breaking up so many fights… Urgh.
samuel-alexander: sheshiepie: sdelabelle: pessimistic-wholock: I’m so turned on by these pictures. wow As long as the vashta nerada aren’t there I am happy Good lord…
samuel-alexander: That butt is everywhere, but this is a mash up of two songs I love. Oh, then I listened to more and there’s Phoenix too!
samuel-alexander: lovesgamesandanime: Actually this looks like he’s fucking that rock..what once has been seen cannot be unseen… Pound that rock.
samuel-alexander: I’m starting to get there with the hair and the beard.
samuel-alexander: So earlier this week I got mugged and stabbed in the arm, which kinda sucked but hey I’m alive. But alas, I have family and friends that are worred, probably more than me, so I made something with the help of some friends to cheer
samuel-alexander: thrashturbate: 10/10 would bang.But also:10/10 would care for you10/10 would tuck you in10/10 would cuddle10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning I’d actually spare you the breakfast,
samuel-alexander: This is my idea of dressing nice for work, an un-ironed shirt, just about brushed hair but hey, I twirled my moustache #Beard #dressedup #sleepy #me #Instabeard #coffee #instatash #shameless #instagay
samuel-alexander: I need to wear my #BILF hat more often. #beard #instabeard #me #beardy #beardhat #tash #moustache #tiredbeard #beardlove #beardlover #instagay #shameless
samuel-alexander: I have a civilised looking teacup though. #tea #teacup #business #scruffy #beard #instabeard #instabusiness #instagay #instacup #instaspam #instaeverything
samuel-alexander: Bestest #beard buddy (if I have treats in my hand) #bestfriend #pet #dog #instadog #instatash #beard #beardeddog #instabeard #woof #petsofinstagram #instapet #instapets #doggy
samuel-alexander: Shameless early #bed time #selfie. Now to watch loads of #horror #films in bed. #gay #shameless #beard #beardy #gaybeard #instagay #instabeard #beardedgentleman #gaysofinstagram #gayuk #beardsofinstagram #bear #otter #gaybear #gayotter
samuel-alexander: Personally, I quite like the rain. My hair is not a fan. #scruffy #rain #rainhair #iloverain #scruffyhair #scruffybeard #beard #beardy #beardedguy #beardedgentlemen #instabeard #beardsofinstagram #gaybeard #gay #instagay #otter #bear
samuel-alexander: Merry Mini Christmas! #hohoho #beard #beardedgentlemen #teambeard #beardlife #instabeard #gay #gaybeard #gayswithbeards #instagay
samuel-alexander: Yass #yass #fish #werq #beard #beardedgentleman #beardcrew #instabeard #guyswithbeards #gayswithbeards #gaysofinstagram #beardsofinstagram #instagay #ijustputinloadsoftagsforlikes
samuel-alexander: I just found realistic #Pikachu and #Raichu illustration and they’re ADORABLE! #pokemon #cute #raichuisthebestpokemon #illustration
samuel-alexander: Every 23 years, for 23 days, Super Totoro gets to walk among us. #didanyonespotthejeeperscreepersreference #totoro #ghibli #studioghibli #myneighbortotoro #supertotoro #gay #gaytotoro #beardedtotoro #instatotoro #ghiblover
samuel-alexander: I’m dying. regram @bigandmilky #deletebrowserhistory
samuel-alexander: See! Rats do like broccoli! “Today we eat healthy snacks, and get green bits all over the sofa daddy just cleaned. Daddy’s a fool.” #rats #broccoli #healthy #treat #snack #pets #petsofinstagram #petfood #pettreats #instarats
samuel-alexander: Today I bought a hat so I don’t have to steal my flatmate’s, then I pulled a funny face in it. Pretty good day. #hat #yesyouguessedit #itiscoming #areyoureadyforit #3 #2 #1 #gayhat #hatbeard #gaybeard #gaybeardhat #beardsinhats
samuel-alexander: These legs go on for days, happy valentines. You’re welcome. Rare image of Samuel performintg a drop back, but you can only tell its him because of the bit of beard poking up.
