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professorsmarticus replied to your post: stream will be up in like 30 because i’m kind of… Try not talking to someone for 2 months. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKNO that would suck i like talking far too much as insensitive as it sounds i could probably
professorsmarticus said: If this post is a good indicator of how much of a tease you’re being, this tease is like whoa I love you okay
professorsmarticus replied to your post: omg my brother gave me a baby turtle Turtle soup is considered a delicacy in some countries. i didnt know you were actually the shredder
professorsmarticus replied to your photo: TWO DOWN I TOLD YOU NOT TO CROSS THE FANDOMS I CAN’T DRAW HUMANS IT’S OKAY TOTALLY SAFE MAYBE fuckidunno
professorsmarticus: if anyone ever asks me to name a role model I’ll just point at RCR and say not that dude wtf is this bullshit i am a great role model
professorsmarticus: rawrcharlierawr: professorsmarticus: if anyone ever asks me to name a role model I’ll just point at RCR and say not that dude wtf is this bullshit i am a great role model Might I direct your attention to that last TMI post you
professorsmarticus: rawrcharlierawr: professorsmarticus: rawrcharlierawr: professorsmarticus: if anyone ever asks me to name a role model I’ll just point at RCR and say not that dude wtf is this bullshit i am a great role model Might I direct
professorsmarticus: rawrcharlierawr: i am so sorry for those of you who actually got excited about pet LT but i am giggling really hard right now cease your giggling. Also, bees are cool. Don’t talk smack about bees. They make flowers grow and shit.
i want to physically abuse professorsmarticus because he probably deserves it hooray
professorsmarticus: rawrcharlierawr: I just realized that having gauged ears might make it difficult to wear pearl earrings to go with my outfit well shit gauged ears aren’t that great… I DO WHAT I WANTTTT I really need to make some size 2 clay
professorsmarticus: and so it begins Kari and so it begins WHY DO YOU DO THIS
professorsmarticus: KARI WHAT THE FUCK THAT’S JUST WRONG i get that a lot
professorsmarticus: mental trauma and cringing whoohoo god I fucking hate you i also get that a lot
professorsmarticus: I’m touched you drew something for me but next time let’s make it so everyone loves it how about but i made it for you
professorsmarticus: Kari stop liking everything I post that’s creepy senpai has noticed you now please back away slowly love me
professorsmarticus: Kari real talk why do you love/hate me it’s like you’re bipolar but only for me (<3) I mean, you’ll go from “you’re fabulous” to “I want to hit you with a fish” unless that is your idea of endearing, stop messing
professorsmarticus: let me tell you something Kari this is why this is why we are not going to be friends this is why I am never going to give you socks this is why the only thing I am going to give you is a slap to the face with a fish i love you so
professorsmarticus: rawrcharlierawr: professorsmarticus: let me tell you something Kari this is why this is why we are not going to be friends this is why I am never going to give you socks this is why the only thing I am going to give you is a slap
professorsmarticus: rawrcharlierawr: professorsmarticus: rawrcharlierawr: professorsmarticus: let me tell you something Kari this is why this is why we are not going to be friends this is why I am never going to give you socks this is why the only
professorsmarticus: rawrcharlierawr: professorsmarticus: rawrcharlierawr: professorsmarticus: rawrcharlierawr: professorsmarticus: let me tell you something Kari this is why this is why we are not going to be friends this is why I am never going
professorsmarticus replied to your post: HHNNNNNNNNNFINALLYYYYYYYYY They don’t have mushrooms I ALREADY HAVE TWO ONE UP MUSHROOM PAIRS OF SOCKS i really don’t think more exist
professorsmarticus replied to your post: HHNNNNNNNNNFINALLYYYYYYYYY They don’t have mushrooms i need a pair of 1up pants i have a shirt and a hat and some socks but no pants i could probably find panties but I doubt a bra would happen in my size
professorsmarticus replied to your post: ponetasmagoria replied to your post: Are you gonna… That’s not frightening at all i find it flattering, really
professorsmarticus replied to your post: w300 replied to your post: How about sound as a… Thomas changed to look like a toaster and Guy became a lamp thingy.
professorsmarticus replied to your post: I want to buy 100 Lemon Lime prints, to use as wallpaper in my bedroom. Lemon Lime? Is that R63 Lemontwist or something? yessir his cum tastes like sprite
professorsmarticus: rawrcharlierawr: GUYS STOP THIS POLL WAS FOR ME TO DO KEYCHAINS OR PHONE CHARMS WHY ARE YOU PICKING LEMONTWIST THAT WAS FOR SILLIES YOU MUST REVIVE HERSHE MUST LIVE I’M SERIOUSLY GONNA MAKE A DEAD HORSE KEYCHAIN IF SHE WINS
professorsmarticus replied to your photo: where is your god now, sketchy where is your god… oh look she’s still alive yay i never finished the killing her off comic so i guess TECHNICALLY she’s still alive
professorsmarticus: rawrcharlierawr: partytail god damn lemontwist is good at this cosplay thing are you a parrot sucysucyfivedolla replied to your photo: partytail lemontwist is really good at this cosplay thing
professorsmarticus: foreverfett: Wish Star Trek: Into Darkness would’ve been out so I coulda seen it today. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say you like Boba yum yum gummy bears in my drink amirite
professorsmarticus replied to your post: Do you like tea? If so, what’s your favorite kind? WAS IT NECESSARY TO SAY THAT LIKE THIS yes
professorsmarticus: petition to rename Lemontwist to Frecklepone no get out
professorsmarticus: Alright fine. I shall forgo my usual dickish nature, as depicted in this wonderfully spelled and grammatically correct post, like how I used to talk. To be completely honest, yea, you have a chance, and a good one. I like you. I hate
professorsmarticus: also if kari ever gets one, twitter is gonna get called twatter oh you mean the one i never touch
professorsmarticus replied to your post: GUYS GUYS what if guys what if i drew… suc(k)y suc(k)y for five dollar? WOAH YOU GOT THE JOKE GOOD JOB
professorsmarticus replied to your post: Are we human or? we’re human after all I was wondering when I was gonna get one of these
professorsmarticus: Name: KariAge: 20Gender: FBig/little spoon: I prefer to be the forkFavorite movie: Equestria GirlsFavorite band: One DirectionIs it okay if I fall asleep: Is it ok if I poot on your faceAre kisses allowed: Is facepooting allowedAre
professorsmarticus: someone suggested me and kari should fuck atop a pile of bacon and socks under the stars let’s go, bby
