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yixingsgrl: “Can i kill myself accidentally by falling down the stairs?†Asia 1997-2016@bbhgrl made me do this, i blame exo, and no one can say im not a good friend, my side hurts and im tagging no one When will ur faves ever fall down the stairs
I let Patricia think it over, knowing that time was the only thing I needed for a “yes” anyway. She hadn’t even seemed to notice the changes yet, her “pondering” face going from serious to confused to pretend serious to extre
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pretend-time: My friend is really good at photography.
Trying to pretend I’m impressed with gluten free bread -.-
rape-fetish: angelicsubmissive: idrinkyourtears: girls can pretend that when boys aren’t around you don’t make out in your panties and tanks. but boys know. Maybe I need some better friends? Lol Where can I find friends like these and how soon
maybeitiswritten: I’m planning on playing this tonight, woo. This game is great! I love playing this and Guitar Hero! Especially with friends it’s just so much friend pretending you can actually play an instrument hahaha
furrywolflover: Is it wrong that I’ve grown so used to being hated by my friends more then cared about that I’ve gotten used to it and lost will to talk with people? Those aren’t friends. Those are turds in human suits pretending to be friends.
Real friends, real friends, yeah, how many of us? How many jealous? There’s not many of us? They ain’t real as they pretend to be. So to the real friends, til the real end - Kanye by swedishkiller_xoxo
shylittlebaby: hey FYI if you purchase my snap premium to download videos and use an emulator to pretend to be me. don’t mention your damn public account. because I will get into it and shut your shit down. Just a small heads up I hate how dumb some
doctor-donna-detective: piercethesleepingcarlile: chxshire: i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three I think about this post a lot just pretend that your friends are your bodyguards
metalliccolouredtitan: *deep breath* THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN I, AS A MALE WITH MANY FEMALE FRIENDS, HAVE TO FREQUENTLY PRETEND TO BE MY FRIENDS’ BOYFRIEND SIMPLY SO OTHER DUDES WON’T BE CREEPY AND FUCKING
cooperboss: metalliccolouredtitan: *deep breath* THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN I, AS A MALE WITH MANY FEMALE FRIENDS, HAVE TO FREQUENTLY PRETEND TO BE MY FRIENDS’ BOYFRIEND SIMPLY SO OTHER DUDES WON’T BE CREEPY
friends-come-first: miss-love: I just want to bring this backwhile we’re pretending girls in nerd culture don’t have it bad NATALIE PORTMAN was accused of being a “fake nerd girl”THIS IS HOW FAR THE IGNORANCE GOESIT GOES THIS FAR SHE LIVED
assbutt-in-the-garrison: metalliccolouredtitan: *deep breath* THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN I, AS A MALE WITH MANY FEMALE FRIENDS, HAVE TO FREQUENTLY PRETEND TO BE MY FRIENDS’ BOYFRIEND SIMPLY SO OTHER DUDES WON’T
threelisabeth: a friend of mine told me about her friend i think from high school who was gay but not out, and he pretended for a while to have a girlfriend named Amanda who he would go see a lot, and they’d be all, come hang out with us and he’d
mamalalonde: mamalalonde: mamalalonde: i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried
daylilymoon:put on a swimsuit n pretended it was summer:) come play with meOnlyFans
I miss my roomy and my roomy’s friends who I pretended were my friends. =(
unrest: I want to see your favourite band, I want you to stay at mine and pretend we are just friends but really I want us to stay up all night spooning and having sex and finally I want to fall asleep at 5am in your arms.
sassy-hook: PARKER: Remember the other night when you were playing with your pretend friends?HARDISON: They’re real.. they.. look they’re not pretended they’re just not in the same room with me.PARKER: They’re an elf, a dwarf and a thing with
stupidfucktoy: cruelgentleman: Just because I have friends visiting doesn’t mean you get to pretend you’re a person again, bitch. No, not even if they knew you before you became my pet. Everyone should know what you are. I need more friends like
I’m glad Boomerang put Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends back on their schedule. I love that show
greatwhiteprivilege: don’t pretend to like me if you don’t don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t don’t don’t don’t
sordidmarigolds: its fucking 2014 can we stop pretending that friendships and other non-romantic or non-sexual relationships can’t be abusive friends can abuse, isolate, and manipulate you friends can physically and mentally abuse you abuse by a friend
xhoneybearx: Me and a friend fooling around. His friend was secretly snapchatting it while pretending to be asleep.
You make me so mad. We're not friends because YOU dont want to be friends you faggot! Sorry If I'm not acting depressed on twitter and FB and stuff but i'm trying to pretend nothing happened and I'm ignoring the whole situation. it's working very well
frackinsweet: blondejean: best fanfic tropes: ‘i guess we’ll have to share the bed’ 'maybe we should pretend to date’ 'oh no….look like we trapped in this closet together….’ 'my room mate is kind of hot?????’
soundthecanon: My friend asked me what FMA character he reminded me of. I said Falman. He didn’t know who Falman was. He said I reminded him of Kimblee. I don’t know if I’m flattered or insulted.
fcebk: if u were one of those assholes who pretended to like the ugly/uncool kid who liked u and pretended to ask em out as a joke just to be funny amongst your asshole friends i hope u spend life alone cause that isnt fucking funny
weeeenhi: Sometimes, I think by walking into a crowded place or surrounding myself by acquaintance and pretend friends, I could mute the voices that reminds me—-I can hear it too well, the sound of being alone. It’s strange how voices work. You
jakemalik: demon-poxing: jakemalik: jakemalik: I was pretending to waterbend at my friends pool today and her mom walked in on me when I was pretending that the fire nation was attacking and I was building up giant walls of water to protect us all
spoken-not-written: irwinsecure: pretending to be depressed will not get your friends pretending to self harm will not make people like you pretending to have panic attacks is not something to be proud of pretending to be socially awkward doesn’t
nerdysarcasm:I’ve mastered the art of pretending to be tired instead of admitting I’m sad
don’t pretend to like me if you don’t don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t don’t don’t don’t
fattyforever: fuglyselfie: I need friends who’ll take cool aesthetic photos of me while I pretend I’m not looking Right?
terriamon: are we done pretending friends was a good show?
adcomhenman: Pretend Friends - Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai, Haganai, Hentai Manga by Goban . SOURCE
happylund69-blog: Pretending Happy Pretending Sleeping Maham My New GF is Really A Yellow Hello Dirty Fellow She’s Got Unseen Balls to get the pics clicked for My Unseen Friends
unapologetically-bratty:Fuck you and Jennifer, I know that you’re out with her, go pretend that you’re just friends, I’ll pretend that I’m not hurt, I know all the shit I heard, you can take these bitter words, fuck you and Jennifer,
nightblanket: The awkward moment when your friend does not like Naruto.. Then your friend realizes how much YOU like it love it!! then your friend pretends that he likes it too… then you go into a corner and whisper to him.. *we will never be
angrylolita: basedgosh: *pretends to understand the movie reference you just made* yeah, stay gold too, horse man…………………………whatever that means…………….
I am, straight up, a writing MACHINE right now. I know the story for this one is already over, but I felt the need to.You are Lapis Lazuli, known just as Lapis to your friends. And you…You are on a mission.This is the most important mission you have
jehovahhthickness: ultra-acid-fairy: jehovahhthickness: Stop being a friend to someone who isn’t a friend to YOU But then I’d have none :( ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
