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Via: http://altporn.net/news/2016/04/04/sophie-lableau-busty-mohawk-femdom/Damn, SophieLableau has some big fine titties! She has such a rich commanding voice, I think I’d be crazy turned on just listening to her read the phone book. Then again, who
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I ripped a phone book in half >;) #boss #lol #intense
p-arasect: wheresmyshirtdojo: wheresmyshirtdojo: if you need a reason to watch the lego movie, here’s your reason they got morgan freeman to read from a phone book this has over 1000 notes warner brothers should pay me for all that free advertisement
unconsumption: Pay phone booth repurposed as a tiny library — a “take a book, leave a book” little free library. I LOVE THIS — a creative reuse and community win! This micro-library sits in Houston, Texas, outside local coffee house Black Hole
madspetsch: “My cell phone… I couldn’t live without it, definitely. And Jeans! All I wear is jeans. Also Mexican food. I know it sounds goofy. And just books. I can’t live without books."
You have everyone fooled don’t you? Everyone thinks you are this church going family man who lives his life according to the good book. *laughs* If they only knew how obsessed you are with porn and stroking that cock of yours. Recently, you&rsquo
Library assistant to the big cock stars! Well it is my story and I am calling all these young dicks big. Like this young big dick that sucks in English. He comes to the library looking for a book and ends up being my stud for the night. Hell if
thenarius: galpalactic: this thread has me in tears right now We were driving to a restaurant and wanted to see how long the wait was. My dad handed me the phone book and asked me to look up the number. I, for whatever reason, thought he said “get
lilfaux: one time me and my best friend booked a hotel room and there was a phone in the toilet and I pretended to use the phone but then it broke so we just left it
thewhitewindywaves: Hey to my peeps who have a hard times with reality, remember that:Mirrors dont work while youre dreamingPhones/TV/computer screens dont work while youre dreaming books dont work while youre dreaming (the letters will keep moving) If
Bluebeard’s Wife Tara’s husband has never shared a fantasy with her, or even masturbated–that she knows of. However, this curious wife discovers a phone bill full of phone calls to sex lines and realizes her husband has been living a
reading bleach lately is like being beaten viciously by several phone books tied to metal cables.
phoenixandy: crescentic-stag: kilowatts: i can’t stop reblogging this omg Hahhahahaha Makes a change to see someone with a book in their hand rather than a phone. Long live books!
Rose Quartz is probably passionately talking about some Earth thing but, tbh, I think she could be reciting the phone book and Pearl would hang on her every word.This was originally just a drawing of Pearl in her “Story for Steven” outfit (since
giantsorcowboys: Brawny, Beefy Men In TightsI Could Watch Ben Tomasek Read The Phone Book…Sexy As Hell, Baby!
you used to call me on your snail phone
that moment when you realize why barry bee benson from the bee movie sounded so familiar. aaron b benson was a name in the phone book the grinch read in the movie how the grinch stole christmas. yeah ik. im late
mbator: thrillofmasturbating: Don’t have to tell me twice! I just love masturbating. I’ll masturbate to the phone book, but jerking for you is a major beatoff bonus!
nerdygirllove: LOOK AT THIS!!! This is a hotel in Oregon that has rooms based on Authors and their beautiful books!! IT IS A BOOK LOVERS PARADISE. Okay…so there are no TVs, radio, phones or WiFi but a floor with a LIBRARY and beautiful theme rooms
bodyroyalty: Phone Book Thick
vege-hime: reminder that men have filibustered in senate by reading out the fucking phone book and weren’t called out for being ‘off topic’ but the minute a woman tries to defend reproductive rights and (apparently) deviates from the subject matter,
atane: Seventy years after South Carolina executed a 14-year-old boy so small he sat on a phone book in the electric chair, a circuit court judge threw out his murder conviction. On Wednesday morning, Judge Carmen Mullins vacated the decision against
vivzie-zp: grimangelkuro: wheresmyshirtdojo: if you need a reason to watch the lego movie, here’s your reason they got morgan freeman to read from a phone book The shot at Clooney though! I haven’ seen this movie yet, but this little featurette
I can watch Em in anything. I can watch Em read a phone book and I’ll be entertained. She’s a genius. I’m stoked on watching her in anything and do anything. - Andrew Garfield
easilyhumored: did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??
thelovelylifeofareader: thebookishdragon: booktown: randomhouse: seasighing: Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one. Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere
I need to make a little phone book
what Michael does when he knows my password and goes through my phone book
p4rtyp0ison: SAY YEAH [PUNCHES HOLE IN CEILING] LETS BE ALONE TOGETHER [RIPS ARM OFF] WE CAN STAY YOUNG FOREVER [TEARS APART A PHONE BOOK] SCREAM IT FROM THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS [JUMPS OFF EMPIRE STATE BUILDING]
kneedeepinsexualfrustration: “You were a stranger in my phone book I was acting like I knew ‘cause I had nothing to lose”
yerawizardharry: dreamongood: Your information is out there for the whole world to see. There’s a site called Spokeo.com that’s a new online USA phone book with real personal information. Everything from pictures you’ve posted on FB or online,
diva35801: aseaofquotes: Frances Hodgson Burnett, A Little Princess This…oh the lies I have told to get someone off the phone so that I can finish a book…
lilacqueenworld: mistersadister: Missing the Phone Books
trapsearch: Shayenne Lima or Shayenne de Lima - this girl has more names than a phone book. AKA: Chayenne, Shaiane Lima, Shayane Lima, Shayene Lima, Shayenne De Lima, Shayenne Lima, Xaiane Birthplace: Brazil Location: Brazil Ethnicity: Latina Hair Color:
sushinfood: thenarius: galpalactic: this thread has me in tears right now We were driving to a restaurant and wanted to see how long the wait was. My dad handed me the phone book and asked me to look up the number. I, for whatever reason, thought he
trashcanakin: thenarius: galpalactic: this thread has me in tears right now We were driving to a restaurant and wanted to see how long the wait was. My dad handed me the phone book and asked me to look up the number. I, for whatever reason, thought
polyel:tiredeyes1975:what if greg heffley had the death noteHe would open a phone book and just start writing
ralfmaximus:soberscientistlife:It is hard to understand these things with an IQ of 3Wait’ll she hears about phone books.
terminators: 10tonpressure: I can’t seem to find a Terminator blog and that makes me murderous. Have you tried finding a phone book, looking under Connor, Sarah and then ripping the page out?
staff: gaypasta: tumblr has many post types, such as e-mail, letter, phone book, padlock, slightly smaller padlock, keyboard and good ol’ play These post types proved unpopular, and we have since restored the old ones. Have a good weekend, Tumblr.
alina-starksov: “My cell phone… I couldn’t live without it, definitely. And Jeans! All I wear is jeans. Also Mexican food. I know it sounds goofy. And just books. I can’t live without books."
refinery29: Here’s What Spending Time Alone With Yourself Can DoIn her latest challenge, Refinery29’s Lucie Fink is taking the five days she spent without a cell phone one step farther. Without a phone, laptop, or a book to keep her company, she
ewmartin: [rips a phone book in half] [screams] HISTORY IS SO FUCKING COOL I LOVE HISTORY ANYONE WHO DOESN’T LIKE HISTORY ISN’T PAYING ATTENTION BECAUSE HISTORY IS SO FUCKING INTERESTING
Today I: Dropped off old electronics to be recycled Dropped off books at the library to be donated Returned two books I’ve had for almost 5 years whoops Made two phone calls, one to transfer my birth control prescription and another to find
Winning at life because I took my final without having to buy the book for the entire semester, I saved like ์ hell yeA CONDOLENCES TO @delvg >:D
billymonday: Siren of the North Atlantic (2014) I asked my friend, Icelandic photographer Bragi Kort, where he finds his models. He said “in the phone book.” But I think there’s more to it than that - Icelandic women are beautiful but not many
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