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drvalkyrie: acedia-neon: thetrainticket: OH MY GOSH THIS EXISTS GUYS I CANNOT BREATHE I LITERALLY CANNOT JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL I CAN’T I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO CAN
kaypopshop: itssokhun: lockandkeycafe: boice: oh It’s okay Neither will I. JESUS CHRIST HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.
amburgurandfries: kanayavantas: happyds: fuckin wwhatevver omg i was thinking of a similar picture in the car earlier df,klgf uncanny resemblance.
thelenisshow: OMG, you can totally tell whose the girl right?
Omg it’s a new teaser
hmniay: brokuro replied to your post:ok but have you actually drawn noya praying on his knees to asahi jesus because i need to see that rn omfgI REGRET-
holystarsandgarters: Bird Jesus
xandrea12x: uglyaustralian: tastefullyoffensive: If you look hard enough, you can see it. [via] OMG NO I SCROLLED DOWN BC I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING AND THEN I SCROLLED BACK UP AND HAD A HEART ATTACK OMFG OMFG
darkchaos-chao: THIS IS THE BEST USE OF THAT JESUS I HAVE EVER SEEN
madeupmonkeyshit: Letting Jesus take the wheel
cannon-fannon: JESUS FUCK. I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE OUT. I THOUGHT IT WAS THE START TO A PORNO. THE SEXUAL TENSION. OH MY GOD.
mattsmjth: northpoleswag: OH MY FUCKING GOd UGH THAT WAS FUCKING TORTURE TO SCROLL THROUGH JESUS
butthorn: I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”
kingjaffejoffer:starslicer: kinkyedges-nefertiti: hazeg0d: imapizzashit:Jesus Christ Hell nah lol Yall evolving a lil too quickly for me one day he’s gon have his own CGI animation team and he’s going to make the most amazing movies. This
steveholtvstheuniverse: mymanesix: yujiehasabucket: My Little Anime: Friendship is DokiDoki featuring Twilight Suteki, Ponpon Pie, Rainbow Sugoi, Kawaiity, Fluttershoujo, and Arigatoujack. …ow. Jesus that’s kawaii
jesus-o-tier: 3eep: phemiec: atrueenglishman: Yesterday I found that someone wrote “Stay beautiful!” on the wall of a bathroom stall in red and blue marker. It highly amused me. Why am I so stupid omg
yoooakira: wildzyria: Mink!!!!!! OMG！！！
insomniatakesover: dearness: faeries-everywhere: princechocobo: im going to cry so am i Ok we seriously need a picture of the rest of the 104th I want to see Eren and Jean having a cheer-off did i do it right
st4y-punk: JESUS CHRIST TACO BELL
omg-thickness: dayumshecangetit:krxs10: Yes I’d like to speak to jesus this is an emergency Bruh. White people need help. @Social-justice-mindy That’s the most stupid argument I’ve ever heard. I don’t think as a “white woman or man”
exitpursuedbybears: amx004qubeley: ninastestanin: christmas-type-furret: This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god. Holy shit ._. NO!!!! Damn
coronaniall: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NIALL
prettynameforaknot: 10knotes: tastefullyoffensive: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius I WANT THE FRESH PRINCE SEQUEL OMG
soldierade: OMG
everything stays
jesus christ this still gets me
Period for woman in commercials: Period for me:
thatdudeemu: sojetlife: roxannemonologues: I love to hear him whisper “Fuck” or “Shit” when I throw it back. i love to hear her moan yes and don’t stop, while I’m strokin I love to hear them say praise The Lord and thank you Jesus while
jewishsquats: Omg…
ohsoneon:Jesus is at it again.
afrograce: Kanye trying to process the fact that he is not Jesus Jesus trying to process the fact that he is not Kanye Jesus and Kanye trying to decide who will rise on Easter Sunday Kanye explaining to Jesus that he is his father Jesus explaining to
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missdoublem: omg what is that. Is that like…a fans recording device? What if you went to a fucking MJ concert and he grabbed your recorder and recorded himself singing on it? Fuckin A
charlesoberonn: Okay but we’ve had Peridot in the rainLapis with autumn leavesWhat I’m saying is:Give us Jasper in the snow Jesus christ this is actually plausible
jfc lol omg i look so sTONED LOL
agirlnamedh0pe: twerkingderp: wtfml: navi-the-xenocide: mega-meister: So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to all the music you’ve ever blogged. Oh my sweet baby Jesus. The happiness I feel right now is amazing YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND
burymeinchanel: 2doormark66: theinturnetexplorer: When she finally realizes that she’s been flirting with Forrest Gump. Jesus Christ Lmfaoooo
sxizzor: butthorn: I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this
mareeps: jesus looking behind himself, only seeing eleven disciples and yelling “WHO UNFOLLOWED ME”
seerofbuttcheeks: nomom: Yup, i met jesus. “my bad”
fluttershwee: benoistmelissas: DO NOT SPEAK TO ME WHEN I HAVE HEADPHONES ON JESUS CHRIST
neckreductionholiday: civil-anarchy: LOL IS THIS JESUS KEEPING THE BUDDHA FROM ENLIGHTENING OTHERS WHAT IS THIS FROM!? DYING its the anime for the best manga ever jesus and buddha are roommates and best buddies and they hang out and there’s a lot
twyll: no wait shit you know those jpegs with an image and a bunch of comic sans writings on top with really bad spelling people kept asking me why i burst out laughing in the middle of history class but jesUS chisrt fuckign LOOK AT IT
totheready: prbuick11: what…. jesus fucking christ
larrybutts: Jesus is that you
jinxley: i tried to invoke the powers of jesus on my history test but the lord has failed me
jesus: wow
sniperj0e: here’s a video of 7000 fireworks accidentally going off at once after a computer malfunction (IF YOU’RE WEARING HEADPHONES TURN YOUR VOLUME DOWN JESUS CHRIST)
chadleymacguff: fygirlcrush: anartinsorcery: easter is on 4/20 next year awk blaze it and praise it and on the third day Jesus rose high as a muthafucka
wishcave: *opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
robotlynx: sighnless: robotlynx: lmao don’t try to scare me with that shit, everyone knows that skeletons aren’t fucking real. nerds then explain this JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JESUS CHRISTJESUS FUCK
brightfeathersartz: sinistersean: Anime is corrupting our youth, these children need to make Jesus their senpai
zanetehaiden: yes mother i have slept for thirteen hours straight but jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so i don’t wanna hear it
bones-and-bricks: daftpostpunk: did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit he used praypal
trashboat: invisible jesus takes the world by storm
fasterfood: u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
Jesus rising from the dead today: "Hola, mis amores! Do you wanna see my cucu...again?"
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