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tester1001me: When she got home she said “honey, the new sales team I am a member of are all so nice. They want to help me anyway they can. I really think they like me. Oh, yeah, we are going on a weekend trip this weekend, no spouses can come, sorry”
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ask-bertl: cuddlingthecthulhu: bertl is the sweaty glue holding all of this together oh god it’s so self-indulgent I AM SO SORRY ((Perfect)
OH NO! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!! A POLITICAL MOMENT! OH NO! OMG!!!!! Anyway, the reason I am posting this is because BILL MAHER (speaking with Charlie Rose) a noted atheist, makes some pretty provocative comments on all religions then makes some pointed
thecorruptedquietone: funnygamememes: Am I the only one who never knew this?!? #I THIUOGHT HE WAS JUST TELLING ME I WAS DOING A GOOD JOB *sticks out thumb* hrm…… uhhh
Oh, God. I am starting to forget details, but I dreamed that there were cats in my apartment. So many cats. Probably like, 20 in this tiny-ass apartment. And no matter where I went, these cats were climbing all over me. Since dreams are weird, their
mayor-sadie: fajeetas: buggy-love: midnattenswidunder: theinturnet: These cats have no fucking idea what is happening. Oh my god. Those poor cats and omg I can’t breathe at all. this is 10% evil and 90% hilarious i am in class softly laughing
I’m so fucking happy that I’m not in the Supernatural fandom right now because of all this wank. I am super bummed that it happened at a con in my home state, though :/ I keep seeing NJWank/NJCon and whatnot and I’m like oh no my state
bbcatemysoul: when i was younger and picturing all the ways my life could go wrong i never imagined sitting at my computer at 3 am sobbing because two fuckign fictional idiots are taking years to get their lips on each other
Me: why am I so hungry? I just ate… oh wait, no I didn’t. That was yesterday, I didn’t eat at all today.
maidangela: Mmm. This is so exciting. Going to the adult theater dressed like a sissy. No male clothes at all. No choice but to be seen as the sissy i truly am. Oh. Wow. That guy on the screen has such a huge cock. Just watching that woman suck it is
cdfantasy: Oh no daddy! You caught me! I was all tied up for my boyfriend to come later. But he canceled and now I am stuck this way. I tell you what. If you promise to untie me, I will forget anything that happens before you do.
now @smollplaincake
americanhighwayflower: Despite all my rage I am still holding cats on a page
swrredhead: Oh, such a good slut boy you are. Taking this big cock for all this time. No, I am not stopping, you can turn over so I can fuck you and see your eyes while I ram this monster cock in your bitch boy ass. Yes, you will for Mistress
i-am-matticus: havea-nicedaze: c0urtneys: b0mbb: wall-flawer: rip-aaliyah: man, i don’t think i’ll ever get over this picture. Someone please make this a gif with the stars moving or sparkling!! Oh my gosh this is amazing wow No one realizes
xrayeyesblue: i-sexualdesire: Never mind all that! Can you get your mind around those sensations? Wow! lashkisser: swrredhead: Oh honey this is just the warm up milking. No, I am not going to stop you dirty boy. OMG! Mistress did this to
robin-sparkles: bilius: omg y’all what even is this, I AM CRYING. OH HONEY, NO 50 year old pedophile WHAT?
hylianprincess: faronwoods: cacodemonsin: I laugh every time. i am reblogging this again because this is the only video that makes me laugh hysterically through all the way to the end no matter how many times i watch it i love this so much oh gosh
neptuneisforlovers: mayor-sadie: fajeetas: buggy-love: midnattenswidunder: theinturnet: These cats have no fucking idea what is happening. Oh my god. Those poor cats and omg I can’t breathe at all. this is 10% evil and 90% hilarious i am in
inflatedmoose: missssmckinnon: I need to make copies of this and just distribute them to all my old friends Oh God I need these. Cause now I’m in that awkward stage where I am no longer having a nervous breakdown, but it’s been so long I can’t
hi: tryswitchingitoffandonagain: hi: ummm zac efron at the mtv movie awards right now what are u doing why am i not there right now im going to cry It’s okay guys, I’m crying too. After all, we’re all in this together. oh no you didn’t
goneawayawhile: blainepwnderson: fleurdelisee: no-ones-got-what-we-got-going: reckless-kitten: watching Lion King right now and all I can think of this video. Oh god why is this the first time I’m seeing this and two why am I eating while watching
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