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Dear Diary, my lil sister hit me out of the blue with the question “What’s it like, not being a virgin?”I was like “What makes you think that I would know?”She said, “Well you can date but Mom says I’m too young.

onlyallfours: via All Fours 9 sheknowsherplace: She had a simple rule, one that she had set for herself. Even when he was not home, she would not stand, walk or use the furniture unless she absolutely needed to. Even when he was away, he was still the

Hugs are alot of fun among other things, but you would know that, wouldn’t you Sweet~ :3 (First hug drawing and first time drawing Sweet Disaster :D Hope you love it! ^w^ FOLLOW HER NOW OR-OR-OR-OR ELSE, I DUNNO WHAT BUT I’LL THINK OF SOMETHIN

furrgroup: She didn’t listen to the entire question. Of course I do, how can I not(I would like to draw a response to this, but I’m too busy with school right now to do anything I want to. sorry)

That you and I might have always known one anotherAnd that we could not only evoke, but conjure a place of our ownFellow Feeling by Porter RobinsonFrom zoe-bug’s Cutting ShapesP much how I imagined Marco would be like in all his glory when Player

kkyubei: You know how people say that the sound of a drill can be scary? Not that I would understand.I don’t get it either. Hell, I want a drill in my mouth every week; I come in to get plaque removed on a regular basis.

Not The Girl You Think You Know...: I would like to state my opinion about the bullshit people call "shipping".

Most boys and girls in their schooldays argued about sex, but there was always one important thing that a boy knows to be true, but never would admit to the girls.That deep down, he knew that if he was anywhere near as open minded as girls, and allowed

When you know as a crossdressing boy, that if you were a girl, what it would mean to live with no requirement or pressure to desire girls? What it would mean to be allowed, expected and even encouraged to desire men?That you would absolutely adore men,

When mother would discover us shy boys kissing, her displeasure barely concealed her delight and amusement.“Boys… kissing under my roof!” Feigning outrage, before adding as she would always do, that we would have to be careful, as to not let

I know which side of this I’d rather be on…..In my younger years, such a photo would invoke quite a fair deal of inner conflict. The sensitive disposition of a boy, being so vulnerable to seeing things in ways that are forbidden to him. In ways

There comes a time in every chef’s life when he realizes that he can simply toast some fruit loops in his oven, steep them in milk, and then filter out the pulp to make a drink that is better than sex

If Stardust Crusaders was a Live Action movieI know they already made a live action Jojo movie, but that was based on Diamond is Unbreakable, and I wanna see one based on my favourite part, Stardust Crusaders. I’m going to assume it would be made

SUCH dramatic lighting!! Why it’s like fucking on stage or something…I mean, not like I would know about THAT of course..I’ve certainly never fucked on stage…I mean, I may have blown a stripper..who was on stage..but I certainly wasn’t

lecocuquotidien: …wonder if she’ll be seeing her ex now and again…{blushing}…not that i would know anything about that…{double-blush}…<3 emmie @ le cocu quotidien.

Yeah I mean one thing I wouldn’t mind changing up about the retail life sometimes is how it’s expected that you’ll (usually) get your 2 days off every week but they’ll never be in a row. Either it’s a fortunate scheduling

kingdomheartsddd: sydney-the-evil-bigot: kingdomheartsddd: The problem is not that we don’t care about people. The problem is that we have different ideas of the best methods to take care of people, and the left would rather just cover their ears

madeoftungsten: “It’s not that you would mess with my headI believe that you believe what you saidYou think you know me best and you care but that’s not fair‘Cause I don’t really wanna be seenIt must have be the way I was raisedTo sleep with

jetkitty: This is some bullshit right here.

itsagirlygirlworld: Something before bed? I know you’re tired little one, but maybe this will help those heavy eyelids of yours drop closed. Not that I would need to do much, I mean you’re dropping down already, just from the sound of my voice.

brentwalker092: Hard on the knees–not that I would know :)

ginkasu: Messing around with some models right now.Lemme know if there is someone you would like to see…. not that this would stop me from using the ones I like :Dno way… I see it full now!

it’s not that i want all this attention paid to me, but it would be nice to have a little, and then maybe have an actual conversation. that would be lovely and it doesn’t help that i’m upset and just feeling stupidly insecure about

whoamonalisa: endless list of female artists: Laura Jane Grace “You know that worry over whether or not people are going to love you and accept you, once you do show that part of yourself - the worry over whether or not a god would even love you.

kagaintheskywithdiamonds: raw9rytel: dunsparce: N-No, I would never wake up the babies… This is the first arbitrary barrier in this series I will accept Kanto: this path is blocked by a giant sleeping snorlax. you cannot wake up the snorlax except

bestpal: Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?

I’ve never played Dark Souls, so I wouldn’t really know, but I feel like Connie would probably really like it

I just realized that I don;t think i’ve posted any pictures of my Pokemon hoodie because I was too nervous to. Looking at it its kind of unique so you would know me if you saw me wearing it so I’m putting it under a read more. I still cant

i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: luckied: i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: luckied: i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: luckied: i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: Orion smiled softly at Jean, knowing that he would adjust to his new life, be it sooner

Pleeeeease? This works quite well, not that I would know or anything…heehee.

toffmikin: Regarding those who like to take art from Pixiv and repost them to Tumblr: The Pixiv site very clearly states in English to do not do that. And you know a simple Google Translate would get enough of the message across if you wanted to ask the

i know your there peeping through the door with your willy in your hand wanking it,why don,t you come in and have the real thing mum and dad are both out not that it would take you very long i bet,come and put it in me if you want

: Is there anything about Dylan O’brien you can tell us that not many people would know?

ghost-y: doomy: soundgoodizer: unpopular opinion maybe? but the microtransaction stuff in video games with like lootboxes/crates/etc (where it’s random and you don’t know what you’re gonna get) is absolutely gambling and should be subjected to

bestpal: Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?

undergroundghosts: SO MY MOM GAVE ME A PACKAGE THAT CAME FOR ME TODAY AND SO I OPENED IT IN FRONT OF HER AND I JUST FROZE BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING BALL GAG SO I JUST CALMLY PUT IT AROUND MY NECK AND SHE WAS LIKE “THAT’S SUCH A CUTE CHOKER!” AND

bye-bye-ponds: #i like that the only thing he can think of #to fault her #is that she’s human #not her crooked teeth or overbite #or even the way she looks in the morning #which he knows most people would see as being her at her ugliest #but

missbassweight: temporal-eternity: videohall: A video that has made me rethink things. Fuck. I knew there had to be a twist, but not that. Powerful. wow that was one of the most powerful things I’ve ever seen

sexkittenchronicles: When the holiday baker gets a little sassy. Not that I would know anything about this … 😏 ;)

ovenworthy: finallyiveflown: ovenworthy: That was so embarrassing I’m never speaking again I dont even know what you’re talking about but im reblogging A waitress said “enjoy your meal” and I replied “love you too”

after-crisis: lumos-vs-nox: The problem with suicidal thoughts is that they’re not just there when your sad. You’ll be there, chillin, reading a book or talking to a friend and you’ll think ‘This is nice. But do you know what would be better?

bestpal: Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?

toudoo: bestpal: Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?

alm2009: The one day question had been asked, and it had not responded. It knew that there were further challenges in store for it. But it knew it was meant to serve, and it knew that Master would know what’s best for it. So it nodded its head

butchlvr: “This isn’t, like…you know….gay or anything is it, guys?”“Not unless you suck our cocks, no…..”“Oh. That’s a relief. Not that I would. Suck your cocks, I mean…..”“Hmmmmm….Wanna bet?”

littlebusty: You can’t stop once you started a gangbang, you just relax and enjoy ever cock thrown your way. Not that you would ever want to stop when you are the center of everyones attention and know everyone is going crazy because of your body.

bestpal: Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?

bestpal: Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?

tigerfan371: Oh daddy that’s so good. Oh yeah just like that. Won’t mom be mad that you’re fucking me? Not that I would tell her. Please don’t stop daddy. Don’t worry sweetheart. Your mom doesn’t know that I know she’s been fucking your

sharingthegirlfriend: barbiefication: lecocuquotidien: …wonder if she’ll be seeing her ex now and again…{blushing}…not that i would know anything about that…{double-blush}…<3 emmie @ le cocu quotidien. I love this! That look on her

brentwalker092: Hard on the knees–not that I would know :)

sometimes it really scares me knowing i only have like 2-3 friends because i fear that something would happen like us drifting apart or having a fight or them not liking me anymore and that would just leave me completely alone

bestpal: Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?

bestpal: Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?

foulserpent:no one who has said “shoplifting hurts retail workers” has ever actually worked those jobs i stg. bc if you had a shitty retail job you would know that everyone working there steals . and if you didnt kno that its bc you were the

bestpal: Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?

revin68:sewertour: A handy cheat sheet for the pills kids pop in TV movies like Go Ask Alice (1973) Lingo from my childhood >=D I guess they didn’t know they were reds and mini whites on the bottom. Not that I would know.

cumragdoll: want a good surprise boy. i do. [ eyerotica: She waited patiently for him…..not knowing what he would do with her, but knowing that whatever it was, she would allow him his desires and that she would fulfill them to show him, her worth.

bestpal: Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?

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