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Its pretty easy to forget that Shokugeki no Soma is a cooking  manga and not an ero… This is a scene from chapter 100 of Shokugeki no Soma a shonen comedy and cooking manga.
sothatwouldbeit: her-master: A Pasta Recipe You will need 2-3 tomatoes, fresh basil, butter, salt, and spaghetti…. and complete obedience. Why don’t you also get yourself a glass of ice water with 2-3 ice cubes in it before we begin? Find a time
bentherobotboy:“Dude, what are you doing?” “I’m cooking.” “But you’re a robot. You don’t eat.” “I’m cooking for you.” “Ummm, I’m an android too.” “No you’re not. You’re human.” “Nope. I thought you knew.” “But
mlgmobile: a-cunning-linguist-13: Beauty is not defined by size! True… Desire defines beauty… No image sexy!
No honey, I’m not joking. These ARE your hobby magazines. Your hobby is cooking wonderful meals for me now. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
No honey, I’m not joking. These ARE your hobby magazines. Your hobby is cooking wonderful meals for me now. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
can you believe this is actually the beginning of a porno(read tags)
Can’t decide if I should make proper dinner or just eat Haribo
anime-food: Shokugeki no Souma: Ni no Sara - episode 2 - 2016.7.9
flr-captions: No honey, I’m not joking. These ARE your hobby magazines. Your hobby is cooking wonderful meals for me now. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
foodishouldnoteat: if you love food follow my blog! I love eating and cooking it, not pictures of food I can’t afford. No follow.
cooking is so fucking easy and if you can’t do it or depend on other people to do it for you and you’re not a small child you are worthless and the world has no place for you.
wHAT NO I DID NOT ORDER YOUR BOOK ABOUT COOKING WITH CUM
I miss being well enough to perform basic human functions. Like… leave the house. Or cook. Or be able to talk to people and not feel that I am a burden to communicate with. I miss being something. A lot. And I have no idea how to become
zephyrbaron: emz-567: objectgirls: Work never ends. Not for you, slave. Good insight into the everyday uses for slaves. It’s not all whips and orgasums. No it’s not. Pony girls and furniture or household chores like cooking and cleaning toys
anthonycrowleymoved:is dunks good? no. does it warm my soul regardless as if it were my mother’s home cooking and not fast food made by a multi-national company? yes(this post was brought to you by the massachusetts gang)
tatianamaslany413: puzzlepicnic: angrynerdyblogger: pr1nceshawn: When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level *gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this Aah, university wait no but the noodles and hot dogs in the kettle is
stfumras: Commercials for women: fix your eyebrows, fix your lips, be thin, don’t wrinkle, God forbid you show any hair not on your head, do the laundry, cook, be a mom, clean the house, your hair must be flawless, no grays Women: ok Gillette for men:
contrary to opinion…no, this is not how i am when i’m actually cooking LOL
curvykinkinator: brattynympho: uluhlynx: kngshxt: gingerfacekillah: kafykop: justkendal: What’s Wrong With This Picture ?? Lol ew. oh nooooooo im finna throw up 🤢😷 🤢🤢🤢🤢 This is the face I’m making right now.
etnatubed: cooking a messy dinner with no apron, but not wanting to ruin my khakis…solution? no pants at all.
beckycollette: real-faker: virginmarx: zebablah: television history i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why
bdsmafterthoughts:Don’t cum without permission. Wait. Not yet. Wait for my instruction. No. Not yet…
bunnywith: sixpenceee: 140 year old wind up archer from Japan(Source) NO BUT THESE ARE REALLY COOL THIS IS AN AUTOMATON AND THERE ARE REALLY AMAZING AUTOMATONS LIKE there’s one called the musician, she plays the fucking piano and she’s not just
wildcardcharlieday: “And I will tell you what else, you’re not gonna find a ‘bang maid’, ‘cause there is no such thing.”
chellywall: Not only do I cook naked but I do laundry naked and everything else around the house naked because my rule is I cannot wear clothes at home no matter who is here
imsoshive: me: what’s for dinner? her: *spreads her legs* me: so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
wesker-is-hot: troybakerrr: You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive? Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my
My Thanksgiving dinner came out really well and I think I’ve got it down to a routine now so I’m no longer stressed about cooking everything or whether it’ll be good or not. We only had 3 people over and they left kinda early but it
klaydood: sissyzluv: SISSYZLUV Your man is home from work ..house clean ? ..no…. dinner cooked ? …no .. does he care ? Not on your life !
Once again, I’m not sure what to title this or even how to begin. I went to bed around 1:30 this morning and work up at 7:00 am due to sunlight in my window I guess. I decided I had enough patience for steel cut oats and enjoyed peanut butter, banana
“ohhh yeahhhh!!” more like - OH NO, what have you done to this beautiful home!? NOT KOOL.
blackshikamaru: yeahdragon: yeahdragon: yeahdragon: yeahdragon: yeahdragon: yall have no idea just how badly i want to cook some rice in gatorade i hope to god im doing this right im not sure how to feel about this update: the gatorade didnt give
pleasefireme: Please fire me. I often get odd questions as a banquet server, so it was no surprise when someone complained about the color of their chicken marsala, thinking it was not properly cooked. I explained that their chicken was properly cooked
gay-hylian: yeahdragon: yeahdragon: yeahdragon: yeahdragon: yeahdragon: yall have no idea just how badly i want to cook some rice in gatorade i hope to god im doing this right im not sure how to feel about this update: the gatorade didnt give the
In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau’s famous motto: “Anyone can cook.” But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist; but a great artist can come from anywhere.
little-girl-m: nobledrewali: chipcococafe: rectumofglory: NOTHING IS BETTER THAN GOOD RICE LITERALLY NOTHING NO RICE NO LIFE. finally people understand me . good rice is bought in a bag, not a box. and should be cooked in a rice cooker.
yeahdragon: yeahdragon: yeahdragon: yeahdragon: yeahdragon: yall have no idea just how badly i want to cook some rice in gatorade i hope to god im doing this right im not sure how to feel about this update: the gatorade didnt give the rice any flavor
stfumras: Commercials for women: fix your eyebrows, fix your lips, be thin, don’t wrinkle, God forbid you show any hair not on your head, do the laundry, cook, be a mom, clean the house, your hair must be flawless, no grays Women: ok Gillette for
lilyjanescollins: In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau’s famous motto, “Anyone can cook.” But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist; but a great artist *can*
nightwatcher6: No reason to not cook in sexy lingerie set!@jimij29 @jozzy24 @michelebelle720
b0ssbitch-kat: so-personal: relatable/humor blog if you Don’t smile I will personally cook you a pizza ♡ u have no access to a computer so I know ur not but yes ♥
raphunzels: I know this sounds insane, but, well, the truth sounds insane sometimes. But that doesn’t mean it’s not the…the truth. And the truth is, I have no talent at all. But this rat, he’s the one behind these recipes. He’s the cook. The
mini-elephants: Home-cooked meals are always best.
no matter what i do i can never like omelettes. not even restaurant ones. just, ugh,
