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but-the-kid-is-not-my-son: “It’s nice when someone sees us, Hannibal. Or has the ability to see us. It requires trust. Trust is difficult for you.” [x]
Hey. Guess what. I’m all up in your Christian Rock, using it for my Destiel play lists. Broke Your heart a thousand timesBut You’ve never left my sideYou have always been here for meYou never let me goYou never let me goDon’t ever let
trans-par-en-cy: TRANSPARENT not my gif, just my edit <3
psychedelicsex: ॐ not my photo ॐ
So one of my favourite pornstars recently had a kid, and I can’t help but think about 18 years down the line when that kid is looking at porn online and sees his mom and his brain explodes
not-your-typical-indian-guy: not-safe-for-earth: relahvant: stability: when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif jesus christ *WHEEZING* I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN
So. I learned today , from a funny video sent by my friend, that it was Stray Kids and not Straight Kids.I have known that friend for two years now and I was just vibing, letting her talk about kpop because that’s the kind of friend I am, while
chatfleur:So. I learned today , from a funny video sent by my friend, that it was Stray Kids and not Straight Kids.I have known that friend for two years now and I was just vibing, letting her talk about kpop because that’s the kind of friend I
astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry
saikkysecrets: Super quick fanart doodle for @wuffen’s fic “kids these days” that got me feel dem feels. :||| senpai noticed Tadashi… (Not so sure if this one is good to be noticed) just needed to get this out of my system ;; v ;;“”“”
zodiacmind: Fun facts about your sign here See? Not my fault. I can’t help it if I am irresistible…..heehee.
godtricksterloki: lady-sith: ozzyosborntodie: me and my posse on our way to fuck yo man This is what’s wrong with kids today, they are what 12, 13? And dress almost like 17 year holds. Not cool man & look at the blonde girl she’s barely
rainbowfairyprincess: punkrockmermaid: “I’m not ashamed to dress ‘like a woman’ because I don’t think it’s shameful to be a woman.” - Iggy Pop Iggy Pop is such a bad ass. There’s an interview I watched where his manager talked about
ancorae: i promise one day i will hold off from posting until after i decide i’m not gonna play with it anymore
heatherjochens: medievalpoc: rafi-dangelo: Most of my future children tag is cute brown children being fabulous and clearly belonging to me in spirit, but I’m making an exception for this tweet because if I don’t raise my kids to give that exact same
the only good thing about this back injury is that my kids are trying to come up with weird theories as to how I’ve gotten the injury.the most popular theory is that I was in an extensive cosplay photoshoot and I threw my back out for a pose.
mother-duster: “Not all at once ladies :)” I say to the rats that bite my ankles
worldofwellness: Not my picture but I had to share. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HEARD THIS SINCE HAVING MY DAUGHTER. IT INFURIATES ME. STOP PUTTING IT INTO GIRLS’ HEADS THAT “IF THEYRE MEAN TO YOU THEY LIKE YOU” BULLSHIT. NO
Some of my favorite dialogue from the storyboards
My little sister was hate-watching a video that was like “10 episodes that prove Steven Universe isn’t for kids” or something and it mentioned like 5 times that some episodes were not for kids because Amethyst’s room is messy and
kuro-takeover: twilightknight17: artemis-simetra: sansan9: William: “This is my side.” Seriously, my cousin’s kid is eight and he doesn’t even do this shit. I’m just disappointed he’s back in his normal suit and not the glitter or pajamas.
hitchdreyses: Okay so I’m looking at the snk art of them as kids right? and I see Jean’s art of him as a kid and I can’t help but think that he’s crying because he got bullied When you think about this it starts to make sense why Jean was
Me and my kids. Got my basement all tore up, toys everywhere. #blackout
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: pearlmarley: “Because her size is threatening and my knee and entire weight is clearly needed to keep her down” If this had been my child that I raised from day one and this race soldier had parked his cracker
sodomymcscurvylegs: Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!” Me: Not gonna lie, I miss having both.
the-future-now: Watch: 12-year-old Arturo also explains to anti-vaxxers why it’s not “my child, my choice.” Follow @the-future-now
fightweight: heyfranhey: Baltimore School Deals With Conflict By Sending Kids To The Mindful Moment Room Instead Of The Principal’s Office Health Nut News writes: Not all kids have an easy life and because of that, not all kids come to school ready
notchicken: OH MY GOD No, don’t want him to die. Because then we get Pence. Now if Pence dies too, then I’m with it.
So you don’t buy that for yourself as a grownup? Because long before I had kids I was paying light bills and keeping the gas on and keeping food in the house. You don’t get kudos for doing WHAT THE FUCK YOU SUPPOSED TO DO.
My mother volunteers in an elementary school, and the kid she works with watches MLP. When Mom told her “My daughter is an artist, and she sometimes draws pictures for bronies” (her words, not mine!) the kid asked “Can I draw a picture
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
i was a bit annoyed at my new colleague for not picking up the phone or answering my messages but turns out her grandad died AND she broke a finger :| now i’m just annoyed at my boss for making someone work with a broken finger :|
I can’t even study or focus now. I keep suddenly remembering all of these absolutely terrible memories of my parents fighting and my father from when I was a child that I’ve forgotten for a while. It wasn’t much abuse, but it was enough
sadbarrett: hello yes can I donate 10 years of my life to Keith Richards thank you
My throat is killing me mustve been all those blow jobs I gave last Tuesday
kylajaykay: mamayuuma: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did i’m just going to reblog this over and over
j0ye: thelilysparks: It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.
didanthology:multiplicityandme: deoxyribonucleics: on wednesday someone in my class asked what schizophrenia was and these were the exact words my teacher said im not fucking kidding:“schizophrenia, or bipolar as its called, is when you have like…
glitchyspecter: Yesterday when I was walking in the park some kid comes up yelling at me “Hey! Hey mom!” I’m like wtf….I don’t have kids… I take my headphones out and I’m like “Do you need something lil dude?” “Oh, you’re not my
sad-jew-with-cake: my sister-in-law, who has no kids and does not spend time around children ever, decided she wanted to take my kids on an “outing” yesterday. (she sees them like 4 times a year usually). she took them to some weird historical u.s.
divya-adu: He made me cry … This is so beautiful 😢🌹 (not my video) I feel like people with this talent deserve to be famous . Raw talent and you can hear it in his voice this man has been through some things . It’s called soul . Soul music
So basically my morning walk, as I I got lit, the fire we smoked, now “Finn” watch some tv , (lol Adventure Time) and Naruto Shippuden (that’s the best anime for me right now) , and my dog is sleeping and looks funny. Aha.
skeletaltales: Anna Kolding @ Unique Models photographer unknown not my photo, do not remove caption
im-not-sorry-its-human-nature: Follow my Instagram: http://instagram.com/joshsnell
moonstoners: tear my panties apart not my heart
My husband: “I want to give our kids punk rock middle names” Me: “STUDDED BELT” My husband: “~Blank stare~” I’m not punk rock enough for him
My own two year old doesn’t make me feel as old as this kid does
saddeer: i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself
More concept art for my film! now including the little kid the before and after process of my backgrounds and the second part concept background art! The second part is supposed to look a bit messier and bold because it’s basically the kids imagination
I can’t tell whats funnier, That yal just find out that I’ve been a mother for 10 years or that I’m not a guy.
well ruby’s not a kid anymore is she ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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