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I don’t know but I find this video very adorable and the ship extra adorable. ^w^ Also the song is stuck in my mind. help me.
Small real life update: My wife and I got in a car accident. We’re both shaken up, but okay. Thankfully we weren’t hurt. My neck feels kinda stiff and her foot is hurting a bit, but it’s nothing we can’t deal with. Our car on the other hand didn’t
Me trying to figure out how to relay hyper specific information I know and am excited to share about a thing I like that got brought up in casual conversation in a calm and controlled way so I don’t come off as an overbearing weirdo
10 years of trying to talk to girls in person: No girlfriend4 months of talking to a girl I met on Tinder: Yes girlfriend
Ya girl fluffy is in a mood today,I’m slow and lazy as hell this Saturday afternoon lol..it literally took me 1 hour to make my breakfast when all I had to do was boil an egg… also I’m eating my “breakfast” at 2:30pm… cause it took
Sheeshhhh, what a time to get bladder shy lol /)•///•(\ … I had to go and decided to get up and go but stopped when I saw mom in the bathroom and my dad was near the other. I’m feeling kinda shy and idk didn’t want them to see me, so I
And yes. Yes, I know it’s completely normal and expected for a person to see multiple people. It was a couple movies nothing more. And I am not in love with the idea of seeing someone from work anyway. But I had a moment of feeling special and now
My cat is at the vet’s own personal home for an overnight stay/overnight care. I have never spent a night in this house in over 16 years that my cat was not in it with me. Empty.
Hahaha I pulled up something I made in a PS1 music sequencer in probably like 2004 and I’m laughing at how terrible it is, but not in a self-deprecating way Like, this is completely accurate and age-appropriate music for a 15-year-old who’s
Neil totally likes me :)He’ll come to my office and find some excuse to talk to me. He is not in my department. He doesn’t even try to make it work-related 😆 The other day it was to see what I got at the food court.It makes me so happy.
Associates quitting and calling in so I have to somehow do both my job and theirsAndNeil is not in today :(
Not in a Feel Good Mood about the job search
I am on Facebook a lot more lately. A looooooot more. *Just in case* he posts something new. So I can see it, get that little shot of dopamine in the brain, and then not Like the post so I am not That Person. The person where there are always exactly
kobresias: I was tagged in the selfie game again!!! It’s not a selfie. But it’s a photo of me that I really like. 😎 exploring abandoned shit in the wilderness is my jam. Thanks @thoughts-of-an-x-factor for the tag!! I tag any of you who feel
metapianycist:gilajames:bomberqueen17:treetopview:does anyone else kind of.. enjoy spoilers ?? like they’re sort of a relief because then I know whether or not something is worth investing in watching or reading or not I’m not gonna be disappointed
Lunar New Years makes me feel kind of heartsick because I'm not in Vietnam celebrating it with my family.
I am toxic if not to others, than to myselfI am toxic if not to myself, than to others
So someone said to me that you can never meet a good person off the Internet. I want to prove them wrong. Reblog if you've met someone from the Internet and they've turned out to be one of the best people to ever exist.
Although she retired before I became involved with Northern, I got to meet Scarlot Rose when I was in the UK last time (actually thanks to tumblr!) and she was just as adorable and delightful in person as she is on film.
One of the fandoms I was in did a great challenge called “Wrong Maps.” A bunch of authors signed up for locations and the couple went on a road trip to visit each place. It was such a beautiful challenge, because a lot of people wrote
The storm is about to get real in a few hours. For now, we still have cable, internet, and power. We had a huge, fun breakfast and we’re not in a flood zone, so we’re okay thus far. I hope everyone in the general area is still okay.
Wow I’m really not okay and I can’t text anybody because MY PHONE IS OFFICIALLY FRIED HAH.
being in two relationships with two of my closest friends is weird, because it feels like nothing really changed? at all? but not in a bad way. Graham is just like shrugs thanks for letting me know. and that was it? and then Blythe and I sent
the truth is, I connect with reid a whole lot, but not in the fun ways. only in the “I have deep-seated daddy issues and abandonment issues from the found family structures I’ve created in response to it, but somehow I’m still alive,
I have this kind of involved headcanon about maki’s family, but I’m kind of nervous to put it up, because it’s a little close 2 home and not the happiest in parts hhhhhh
jordan-reet: Good, don’t do that, not yet anyway not until I get to… well you know. [He blushed as he did the same as her, take a bite.] Just like you will be amazing, because I’m not the only one that is really great with them Anna. Oh don’t
jordan-reet: Sounds perfect to me babe. I’ll be by soon. Okay great. - - - Time Lapse - - - Grumbling to herself as she continued to stare at her computer screen, her reading glasses perched on the bridge of her noses. This article was not nearly
jordan-reet: Jordan took advantage of the red light, leaning over and placing a soft kiss on her lips before taking off again. “Did you? That’s great babe. Not about the stress but the rest. you’ll do amazing you always do. Just think when that
malachidavenport: Malachi raised his eyebrows and laughed a little before giving Anna the high five she had physically asked for. ”Well I’m certainly not ready to lose this.” he replied in a cocky tone, turning his nose up some to match. ”You
This “masterbation lube” is odd. It makes my penis all warm and tingly. Not in a chilli-hands kinda way, but in peppermint shower gel kinda way.
/whispers/ why are you not in my possession.
i told myself i was gonna try fixing my sleeping schedule today but here i am at 5-fucking-am not in bed sleeping
not everyone!!! fucking plays!!!!!! competitive!! shut the actual fuck up about that ‘it’s quick play chill’ shit believe it or not i’d actually not like to lose 700 times in a row
Glad I took the day off from work for this… Definitely not in a good state to go in. Time for me to eat lunch, then go home and just relax by playing Mass Effect. I wonder how close I am to the end of ME1…
Safely made it back home after an EKG, blood tests, X-ray, and picking up new meds! It’s been an exhausting day… Thankfully I’m not in pain right now, but when it comes back, I have some new stuff to try on it.Was gonna jump right into
So… Drowsy… Couch so comfy… For the first time in the past week, I’m not in pain… NiiiiiiceMaybe I should just go to sleep.
Today was just one of those days that went absolutely fine, but my meds are doing nothing at all. Thankfully I’m not in no-emotion zone, but it’s really not that different from what my brain is spitting out at me right now. Hrgh. It really
The dude I was dating is fucking terrifying and not in a good way I called him out because he said something homophobic and he blew up on me big time Like he started saying that I was too easily offended and he was just a good honest guy with honest
Personal bullshit, feel free to skip it and please don’t reblog. Normally I’d be logging in to play WoW right now, joining a community I enjoyed and chatting with a guild full of friends to keep my mind away from the dark places my brain chemistry
I’m sitting here alone at the bar watching the patriots game And as depressing as this sounds. Im out of the house. I’m not in the couch. I’m not wallowing. I’m living my life. And even if I’m alone watching the game,
About six months ago I had dreams about what Christmas would look like this year. It’s nothing like I expected and I am a little let down by who’s not in my life, but it’s also better in ways that I didn’t picture six months ago.
scraynes: jespresso: kumagawa: askgoryfangtell: thedukeoflions: can’t believe schools want kids to focus on “learning”???!!! that’s so fucked up tbh You’re on tumblr.In case you haven’t noticed, you are the intellectually elite. You
I know you’re supposed to do things like this ‘for yourself’ but i really feel that i am partly doing my degree for my parents. Not in a bad way, as they have never put any pressure on me academically and they have always supported
I’m really not in the mood for whitey’s shit today.
Seriously not in the mood to deal with idiots today.
I always see people from tumblr in person at events, yesterday included, and some of you are extremely photogenic people and do not look like your pictures irl. What are you doing with your pictures? I’m probably one of those people too though.
I’m bored with the anime I’m watching right now. I’m not in the mood to start a new series so preferably a movie. Any suggestions?
not in the mood to interact with anyone today 😒
silky-sand: pureax: florels: i’d be scared shitless if i were them It’s actually the most peaceful thing I’ve ever done. It’s nice not being able to touch the ground since I’m such a tall person, although I’m not the person in the picture,
vaines: Sometimes I just like to be quiet. I’m not in my feelings. I’m not in a mood. nothing is wrong..I’m literally just enjoying and embracing the silence. Don’t take it personal I’m just chillin.
I’m stuck in a situation, where I am happy but I can’t have what I want. It isn’t possible right now, it’s not allowed and it’s all that I want. He would make me happy, the situation is not in my favour. It’s not fair.
stop pushing your dominance on me we’re not in that place we are not pursuing each other what you want doesn’t supersede my wants so when i say no that’s it because you are not my dom and your wants are not mine idc if you’re disappointed that
People can say disparaging things about writing big paragraphs on social media about your mom only on Mother’s Day and her birthday rather than sharing those sentiments in person, but let me say this: 1. I am not good at expressing that emotional depth
Not in a mood to offend someone let’s just say fetishize having a penis is disturbing. The only positive thought I can find in the matter is to cut it away and throw it to the rats.
amaranthdesires:amaranthdesires:Can’t have a pet? I’m about as useful and supportive as a pet anyways.. and I could make food and build a house but that’s about it and you say you’re not in love with me?!? … okMaybe should
Not going to go in dept on my lack of executive function and how it is usually manifested. But as a wonderful person pointed out, it makes you a devoted sub because the structure and routine a partner brings to your life is valued that much more.And it
Honestly. As long as I don’t know what I’m doing and can’t even understand my own emotions even less put words on them, it’s only right that im not in any form of relationship platonic or otherwise. I’m not really sure I
i just want to be good enough for someone. Not in the I’ll build u a home way, or a do quiet fulfilling things together, but in that “I want you in my life” way 😔
Just in case this wasn’t clear, I will not be present at the PonyCon NYC. Not in person.Traveling Pony Museum is doing me a favor and collaborates with me, they take care of my prints and sell them in my name. So you’ll get a chance to buy my prints
I just got home from a vacation. I got laid, I got drunk and I had fun. Now I’m ready to beat real life’s ass, and not in the good fun way we love.