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So, how is the cock piercing working out? I didn’t want to do it, but I needed to make sure the cock cage was extra secure. I want it to be an actual prison for you unless I choose to unlock you. See, I told you it would be no big deal. If I can

locke-writes: gryffindorbeth: diagonally: The premise for the movie Anastasia is so ridiculous but somehow they turned it into a work of beautiful timeless art it’s astounding Anastasia is a cinematic masterpiece with almost no actual historical

petmistress: Actually, no, it wasn’t. But my house gets cleaned, my husband doesn’t bother me about sex any more, and I actually rule the roost with no questions ever. So it’s working out. —Miss Heather Yes it is

ayatollaofrock: Whatever Works.While I’ve been away, Life Is Strange Episode 3 came out. No doubt some of you are slightly pissed by how much I rave about the game but it’s so good. Though I’m pretty sure Chloe doesn’t actually have a dick…

so Furry Migration was here in Minneapolis this weekend and the hotel was in the delivery radius of the store i work at - but I actually had no idea it was going on, and I was taking this delivery order of some dude staying at the hotel and while

jenndoesnotcare: payslipgig: frowny: red-winged-angel: micdotcom: Watch: It’s your right to share your salary, not doing so could be holding you back. I actually went around asking in my last job what everyone got paid after I got my promotion

welp, looks like my old iPod has finally decided to call it quits. The thing is old, I got it like 7 years ago, so I’ve been wondering when it was going to go. Aw well. You done good, little guy, for the time you worked.

ok so its late so I’m a bit punchy in general but I’m in tears laughing because I went to make a gif and for some reason Quicktime decided to make the video visible in only one tiny pixel smack in the middle of the screen. And, like, its actually

jukeboxemcsa: Jaime couldn’t believe it had actually worked, but there was no denying the evidence of his own eyes. His ice queen boss Cora was lounging in her office chair, totally naked, legs splayed wide apart so that he could see every inch of her

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