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urg-urg-urg: dovakink: Stuffing myself to the limit and showing off my belly Decided to eat some delicious roti with half a kilo potatoes in sauce, lot’s of beans, summer squash, yellow- red- and spring- onions, a lot of leek. But not only that
I made this all by myself. Herb crusted turkey, bacon French green beans, corn off the cob, sweet potato apples, cheesy garlic mashed potatoes, and a cheddar bay biscuit. I am a culinary champion. (Taken with instagram)
Help me, I’m a fat piece of shit, someone save me from myself hahaha
weeeee! one of the most physically uncomfortable, but probably most visually rewarding shoots I’ve done to this point….11 looks… yowza. not to mention potato flakes in my eyes and 3 showers to rid myself of the paint….jerrybenne
devselia: So this is a message to myself, and everyone of you guys whose life is currently a potato… With that being said, this game gave me the feels, man.
itsbellamariebitch: i was rly feelin myself before i hopped in the shower and then when i got out i looked like a boiled potato again so please enjoy these pre-potato-photos
macfarlinsane: Brian: Seth doesn’t have a chip on his shoulder but if he did, I’m the chip and he’s one hot sweet potato! Yeah, I’m jealous of even myself.
plumpprincesstessa:We had an early Christmas party with a big potluck with tons of food and I had 4 heaping plates of ham mashed potatoes and Mac and cheese, plus pie and cookies and other treats for dessert, and I made an absolute piggy of myself! 😳🐷
since it seems I have returned from my longer than unexpected hiatus I think its high time I changed things up a bit
cierin: did u ever ship something so much u needed to rest on the ground
kramergate: dunglizard: kramergate: one of my favorite anecdotes about myself that is extremely humiliatingly telling about my personality is that like a year ago I was cooling w @beecreeper eating some potato dish for dinner and I remarked “don’t
scotiacorinne: Turkey cutlets from @gardein, lemon chive mashed potatoes and roasted broccoli and carrots with daiya, breadcrumbs and nutritional yeast. I spoil myself #vegan What’s the gravy? Omg it looks so good
lostinthefictionalworld: alchemeia: rizzianna: rizzianna: People who think they are ugly call themselves potatoes, including myself. However, I have realized something. Potatoes might be ugly on the outside. But on the inside they are beautiful and
wankbankofamerica: Yeah so my mom made baked potatoes and when I went to cut it open I yelled “OPEN THIS MOSH PIT-ATO UP” and proceeded to cut it open then I laughed at myself because goddamn my family should be happy that they have such a hilarious
house-of-queen-elsa: playbunny: bread and potatoes are glorious things and im thankful for their existence are you sasha ? ummmm….nn-…yes
