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xopachi: skwinky: lntruding: Have you ever been to earth? On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact,
godzilla3092: xopachi: skwinky: lntruding: Have you ever been to earth? On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito
veganhealing: cupcakecore: (via VeganYumYum » Hasperat) I so wish I had tortillas right now, this would definitely be my lunch today if I did. IT’S SO GOOD YOU GUYS. It involves star trek. Insta-reblog. Is it bad that I recognized this as
nikki-fellatio: warmskin: girl-non-grata: Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife. this is my favorite video This is seriously one of the best things i’ve ever watched on tumblr.
Home made torpillas (not quite a tortilla, not quite a pita)Sauteed tomato, garlic, and snap peas in cumin & olive oilPine nut hummusTzakiki sauce = DELICIOUSNESS
zftw: genderthief: i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth she’s waiting for the salsa
theunbrilliant: xopachi: skwinky: lntruding: Have you ever been to earth? On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito
girl-non-grata: Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife. Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life. bUT THIS WAS SUPER CUTE OKAY?!!?!
p0kemina: meghantonjes: girl-non-grata: Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife. Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Im crying. This is the best thing ever. omg
warmskin: girl-non-grata: Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife. this is my favorite video
putanursaringonit: caramelanin: pineappleplaneandicecreamdreams: bieberhater54: A green tortilla chip screams through multiple backgrounds The kinda content I need in my life Mood Peridot is so relatable
stevita: I had a rough morning. Got in an argument with my dad. Or, more accurately, I could feel an argument coming on, so I went silent in defeat, and now he’s mad because I’m refusing to argue? So I taught myself how to make handmade tortillas,
cozyafternoons: warmskin: girl-non-grata: Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife. this is my favorite video I cannot.
ask-pigpeter: toinfinityandberk: scarred-fallenangel: mydearcucumberbatch: Oh my god The tortilla chip one gets me every time 😂😂😂 I want to be the new tie dealer in my school
kylierosalina-10nnyson: caramelanin: pineappleplaneandicecreamdreams: bieberhater54: A green tortilla chip screams through multiple backgrounds The kinda content I need in my life Mood I needed this today <3
coolator: lntruding: Have you ever been to earth? On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled
dogstomp:My family will ignore actual tortilla fillings and instead waste huge amounts of tortillas and cheese on plain cheese quesadillas. It’s like if someone made some fresh salsa and you responded by ignoring the salsa and eating all the chips.>=v
do-not-touch-my-food: Carnitas Tortilla Burrito Bowl
hotsoccergirl1234: rosswoodpark: is it really so difficult, so troublesome to put the bread tie back on the bag My mom made this post
virginrosemary: I don’t need spoons or forks, the tortilla is my utensil.
zftw: genderthief: i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth she’s waiting for the salsa
tortillas: rena rouge: if i saw my boyfriend transformed into a superhero i would just instantly recognize him rena rouge: rip to ladybug but im different
deathcarols: the-tortilla: doglesbian: in the sjw dystopian future, stores are going to hire lesbians to be in charge of regulating who buys flannel to keep the straight women from appropriating it Oh my god flannel is a material you can not keep
tortillas: *sees a nice pair of tiddies*me @ my own tiddies: wtf why aint u look like that fuck
vvhaleshark: I come home from a six hour drive from Los Angeles back to my house and im fuckin hungry so im gonna make a quesadilla right and i sprinkle the fucking cheese on the tortilla right and i put it in the microwave except the microwaAVE ISNT
lunalove25: skwinky: lntruding: Have you ever been to earth? On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact,
acebaby: fallbutdontfalter: blibblobblib: Breakfast around the world one of my favorite posts on this fucking site We put real salsa on our tortillas not the white version salsa..
thefatgawd: xopachi: skwinky: lntruding: Have you ever been to earth? On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito
chauvinistsushi: squats-y-tortillas: captioned-vines: victorpopejr: I guess it’s his w/ @alphaxalfa [Cheerful music in background] Both: [singing in unison] “This land is your land! This land is my land!” White person: [interjecting; monotone]
timothydelaghetto: mhmmdatsright: omg….haha just searchin my name before goin to sleep lol
I send my condolences to everybody on a low carb diet
I always feel like my tortilla chip to salsa ratio is way off. Your average jar of salsa is like 20-30 ounces. And then you have a huge bag of tortilla chips with 16 servings or so. But of course for every 1 ounce of chip you need about 10 ounces of salsa
Spent the afternoon pampering my aunts, uncles and parents. 🤎💚💛🧡 BBQ Steaks and all the Mexican fixings. #Guacamole #frijolesdelahoya #tortillas #tias #tios #padres #sunnyafternoon #lolabeltran #mariachi #nopales #ensaladadenopales #chiledetomatillo
seriously, i never know what to make for any of my meals. just threw together a tortilla with hummus, mozzarella, and veggies because i could smell my stepdad’s microwave pizza
dennys: If by a chip on my shoulder you mean the last tortilla chip slathered in cheese from my plate of Zesty Nachos because I’m saving it for later and you always try to steal my food, which is getting pretty annoying, then yes. I have quite a large
luckyshirt: Dear guy who just made my burrito: Have you ever been to earth? On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito
jimthecitizen: theshittyfoodblog: Heating up my tortilla and flipped it over to find some extra seasoning Make sure to follow me on Instagram @theshittyfoodblog: https://ift.tt/2EjfqL4
beertwink: just got my cat to jump over my legs by holding a tortilla chip on the other side. she’s an olympian
healthyalternative: Breakfast Tacos! Corn tortillas, refried beans, scrambled eggs with adobo and spices, avocado, cheese, scallions and a fresh homemade salsa consisting of tomato, corn, red onion, garlic, cilantro, lime, red wine vinegar, salt and
tortillas: shuld i cut my hair or leave it long :/
tortillas: me: *meets someone funnier than me*me: dont steal my friends
thisladylovesoldies: You’re the beans to my tortillas. ♥
do-not-touch-my-food: Chicken Tortilla Soup Yum yum
do-not-touch-my-food: Huevos Rancheros Tortizza (Tortilla Pizza) So much yum
zftw: genderthief: i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth she’s waiting for the salsa Yup totes waiting for some dip
I, a Black woman, ate fried chicken with ketchup when I was a little Black girl. Before I could handle hot sauce, that was my equivalent. My dad would cover my grandma’s fried chicken in Tabasco for himself, and I would tear off pieces of mine to dip
tortillas: why my cactus gotta look like male genitalia
tortillas: my crush: i love anime lolme: r..really? ha ha me…too! totally love the anime :)
all i need in this life of sin is arroz y frijoles And mom’s home made tortillas My mom never makes me homemade tortillas.
tortillas: these r my favorite shia pics nothing will ever top them
adashofginger:“You’re my golden hour, the color of my sky.”Golden Hour | Kacey MusgravesModel: Gustavo Correahttps://www.instagram.com/gstvo__/
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