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Hahahaha my sister cracks me up. Majestic potato. lollll. Still a sexy potato though.
My sibling’s drawings are just <3 breathtaking <3
potato-soaked-in-hate: but I'm only human and I bleed when I fall down
neverending-boobs: sorry about my potato camera / boobs and boooobs!
Are we potatoes? If so I wouldn’t want to be a potato with anyone else but you
my-bachelorette-pad: (x) Good god Potato Girl made me die laughing.
in-my-mouth: Creamy Parmesan-Garlic Mashed Potatoes
did you know that taco bell has a new potato burrito?I may have just found out…. <3
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ruf1ohn1tram: chazzfox: doujinshi: brothernatures: localstarboy: Not In This House: They Weren’t Feeling This Sweet Potato Pie Recipe Whatsoever bitch what the fuck i have to kill myself after witnessing this Ohhh my god
potato-story: This must be how it happened. Also still slightly disturbed by what Zackly did to the “whatever the name was” but a larger part of me still ponders on whether or not they had the technology to produce liquefied nourishments to supply
REBLOG IF UR FRIEND IS WORTH AT LEAST SIX POTATOE
fartgallery: groovyhobo: fartgallery: i was boiling some small potatoes on the stove and i pierced one with my fork to see if it was done and it made a very distinct “ummm?” sound. as if i was bothering it. and now i feel like i should just leave
femmepeaxh: femmepeaxh: reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons I said weirdest not deepest! stop reblogging this w shit like ‘my life falling apart’ and ‘intimacy’ and have fun!! be scared of figurines or something damn
Today I worked the busiest day of my life at my job (700 registered visitors wat). Also, I’m in the dining hall right now and “Thrift Shop” is on and all I can think of is the small potatoes. I hope everyone is having a good start to
85% of my motivation for working on a Shingeki no Kyojin cosplay is to be able to go to a con with the small potatoes and have a ridiculous photoshoot with them.
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justbesplendid: Potatoes rissole by Southernboy Dishes Ingredients 2 pounds small red potatoes, peeled 1 tablespoon kosher salt 4 tablespoons butter, softened 1 tablespoon finely chopped flat leaf parsley 1 tablespoon finely chopped chives, tarragon,
mamapef: raiderette-pookie: oceanicsteam: veggieburqers: beauty comes in all shapes and sizes I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg Ugh. My weakness. I am thankful for the many ways I can eat potatoes.
robinrealhood: no matter what you believe in, whether you’re religious or not, whether you have one god, twenty gods or no god i think we can all agree that potatoes in all their versatile forms are fuckin beautiful
mothafluffin: explains my passion for potatos
forgotteninferno: glittertitties: paper-planes-and-toy-trains: you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are gray you’ll never know dear how much i love you please dont take my sunshine away this is the most beautiful
twoworldss-onefamily: you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are gray you’ll never know dear how much i love you please dont take my sunshine away
Potato Month!
mediocrity-uwu:kuttithevangu:Someone I know not well enough to voice my opinion on the subject said something like why didn’t God make potatoes a low-calorie food so I am here to say: God made them like that because their nutrition density IS what makes
potato-story: Hanji will make a fine doctor.Eren will make a fine sacrificial farm for organ partssource from my pixiv: ショウギン
do-not-touch-my-food: Fajita Potato Bites
do-not-touch-my-food: BLT with Guacamole on Sweet Potato Rolls
do-not-touch-my-food: Spicy Eggs and Potatoes
in-my-mouth: Sweet Potato Home Fries
in-my-mouth: Sweet Potato and Kale Gratin
#abouttofrythesesuckers #ricewraps #friedegg #potatoe #onions #rice #sirachasauce #soysauce #mustard #whiterice #foodlover #foodie So my random last minute invention turned out greasy but flavor wise suuuuuuper bomb!
Today was shit af 1. Full day ‘team building’ seminar 2. It was in the city! I hate the city 3. Menu was shit at catering for dietary needs (literally ate spinach and potatoes) 4. Only 2 people out of 7 of my team were there 5. “Pick someone
My compost bin is doing SO WELL that my old potatoes/peelings are growing!!
The potatoes I accidentally started growing in my compost box are doing excellent! This is the biggest one I put in a plastic planter. I’ve never grown potatoes before so I guess I’ll see how it goes
I put my rose on the windowsill next to my giant potato plant. The little orange crossandra is doing okay.
My potato plant wasn’t looking so great. It didn’t recover from the shock of moving to a new pot so I harvested it. I can’t believe I grew this from a peel accidentally thrown in my compost box :)
I send my condolences to everybody on a low carb diet
iswearimnotnaked: i put a potato in the microwave and pressed the potato button and now it’s just flashing the word potato over and over and my potato is spinning and i think i just summoned the potato god
kramergate: noxtheox: kramergate: every time I tell someone about my potato allergy they go “oh that sucks I can’t imagine not eating fries or mashed potatoes!” and im like oh rest assured nether god nor the devil himself could stop me from trebucheting
Mission success, potatoes have been boiled, potatoes have been mashed, and I made the water into a broth, my cooking prowess and pure unadulterated genius continues unmatched. I will prosper in the coming days.
potatoeing: doitsusleftnut: navigatorin: gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: meanwhile in england i am in a dress everybody you talk to opens conversation with ‘FUCK it’s hot’ there are three hour long traffic jams for the beach everybody not
drovie: afkland: drovie: drovie: Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato.
alexiskicksbutt: karnythia: travellertalks: kaible: kyotobro: Gotta do it I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash ^ It really does look like a potato. Wook at it’s wittle tungwe!!!!
glittertitties: paper-planes-and-toy-trains: you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are gray you’ll never know dear how much i love you please dont take my sunshine away this is the most beautiful post i have ever
My incredible dinner
potato: 4soy: why do potatoes have more chromosomes than us, what do they need them for?????????? thats none of your business
fullcravings: Coconut Pineapple Sweet Potato Bread with Rum Icing and Toasted Coconut Like this blog? Visit my Home Page or Video page for more!And please Subscribe to the Email Club (it’s free) for a sexy bonus gift :)~Rebloging the Art of
do-not-touch-my-food: Chicken Ranch Stuffed Baked Potatoes Oooohhh experimental baked potato
thatsthat24: actualdogvines:pup learning how to walk :’)YOU CAN DO IT, LIL FUZZY POTATO Awww little fuzzy potato
thefreevegan: Baked sweet potato, baked beans, salad A sweet jacket potato yes!
tothefridgeandbeyond: tothefridgeandbeyond: potatoes are good potatoes are nice sometimes i eat my potatoes with rice i dont really it just rhymed im actually laughing that this post got 123 notes because it is such a stupid post like reading this
since I just came back from my second thanksgiving dinner I thought I would think of things im thankful for and I just feel super lucky to have the family I do (mostly my brother but still) and my friends and darfin and his brothers and my health and
my mom made a really great beet potato salad with hard boiled eggs, it was yummy and it was pink so what could be better
forkanna: rainbowninjaprincess1: forkanna: hellyeahpuckentine Thank you, tiny potato 200 NOTES ON THIS HOW MANY INSPIRATIONAL POTATOES DO YOU NEED #JEN#I BELIEVE IN YOU
well i make this …amm umm i dont know i have a second part but i dont know how put in the same post because im a potatoe … oh mY GOSsHHHhHHh//// thiS IS RLY SWEET THANK YOUUaaaaaaa♥♥
their name is potato and they steal fruit
