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I’m doing so many big girl things today! You all would be proud of this little lady! #banking #taxes #mortgage #business #ladypower #work
Betty’s husband asked her to not wear a bra when she went to the banker to try and renegotiate a better rate on their home mortgage. It worked, she got a great deal. The horny banker got a better one.
the-nope-train: Yeah, and sexy mortgages don’t exist, you don’t have a tramp stamp and Wade wasn’t sitting on your lap in that one video. Sure, buddy. Sure. Whatever you say. *Whispers* In denial.
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norsecow: boychic: artruby: Jota Castro, Mortgage, (2009). “Student Loans” would be a much more fitting title. that’s how you summarise a photo
fuckbarbieshesfake: katzmatt: dr-archeville: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: rurone: Whups THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY APPEAR This must be an ad for something… but what? I’m gonna guess and say paper towels A mortgage company, sorry to disappoint
I won’t have enough money to make mortgage until next Friday, so I cancelled my automatic mortgage payment. They took it out anyway. Now I’m way in the negative and getting hit with a score of overdraft fees. Pushing me further negative. Spent
batorboy: Spending my mortgage fund again on the hottest college girls i can find. (not really, LG, don;t worry) :)
…………Though I’m male,…….I say the same thing when I pay me mortgage!!!!!……………………..Wish I were laughing!!!
giantessfan: Synopsis: John and Anna have been married for five years. Like most couples they work hard and worry about the mortgage and bills. Unlike most couples they spend their weekends at a mysterious unnamed swingers club under the auspices of
These shoes are gorgeous. If I wasn’t cursed with cankles I’d spend the mortgage money on them
teriyaki-deer: A few days ago my mom received an eviction notice, a week to pay our mortgage, and was told if we don’t pay we have 30 days to move out. Unfortunately, a month or something ago my mom actually lost one of her 4 jobs and we can barely
niknakscorner: niknakscorner: Two pizzas? That will be 24 dollars. Oh you want a chocolate chip cookie too? Don’t worry we’ll wait for the loan to process. Oh you want to double that order? Here’s the mortgage paperwork. Reblurb So my friend
submissivefeminist: I’m behind on the mortgage and I have an credit card bill due tomorrow and my new job is closed down for COVID-19 with no pay. I know shit is hard for a lot of people right now but if you’re in a position to spare a few
wall-anon2:Haha mortgages amirite?
tyleroppathecreator: make fun of kris all u want but one of kris’ outfits could pay off my familys mortgage
wtf-fun-factss: The origin of the world “Mortgage” - WTF fun facts
myresin: flowury: flowury: I want to do adult things with you *whispers* taxes *moans* pay the mortgage
ultrafacts:In 2008, faced with the possibility of financial failure, Iceland had to think on its feet. Instead of bailing out banks USA-style, the country forgave mortgage debt for the population – and completely started over from square one.Instead
theonlylivingboyinnewyork: theonlylivingboyinnewyork: pokemontrainerpav: theonlylivingboyinnewyork: Being in a room with straight people talking about straight things is so exhausting. What the hell are ‘straight things’? Marriages and mortgages
yiffmaster:yiffmaster:yiffmaster:Linguine goes down on a girl and Remy is up there doing street fighter combos like Daigolooks like we both lost our mortgages on this one :/get in on this while you still can, we’re taking off
durnehviir: jasperbat: durnehviir: behold my tiny penis army I could probably pay a couple months on my mortgage with what you paid for plastic animal penises. I’d like to have your mortgage, considering these are teenie weenies and cost less
nflstreet: tumblrs demographic: 13-25 year olds tumblr ads: want a reverse mortgage when you retire? no? how about a whole box of werther’s originals for 25 percent off? check out this nursing home
fuckedsenselesstoo: “Mom! Mr. Davidson is fucking Anna with his monster penis again.”“I know Eric. Daddy spent a little too much money on the strippers and we need some cash to make the mortgage payment.” “But mom Mr. Davidson pounds Anna for
delva: best looking mortgage advisor I’ve ever seen
katara: jopara: hip-hop-lifestyle: So that video of the Latino son paying off the mortgage for his parents is hands down my favorite video of 2014 and I thought it’d be cool to see how other people felt about such a heartwarming video. Instead I
theguiltywife: Married, two kids, mortgage… and getting more cock than she’s ever had
rareity: WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS BLOG CONTAINS ”ADULT LANGUAGE”!!!! PLEASE UNFOLLOW IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE WORDS SUCH AS, ‘BRIEFCASE’, ‘MORTGAGE’, ‘ECONOMY’ OR ‘OFFICE’
meladoodle: was disappointed when i entered 18+ Adult chatroom on my 18th birthday and it was all horny dudes and there was nothing about mortgages, taxes, babysitter service or any of the other adult things i was expecting haahhahahahaahaha
adachimerica: astropolice: good job ralph, now you’re all stuck there until you pay off that ridiculous mortgage this literally might be the most perfect thing ive seen in a long time
poniesbangbangbang: PONIES!!! #88 Now is a good moment to remind you that Twilight is paying all of Trixie’s whims. She’ll have to resort to mortgage Golden Oaks at this rate. Proofread by refferee deviantArt FimFiction >w<
dimples-of-discontent: navajolovesdestiel: kat-is-cosmic: you-can-call-me-verge: ADULT CONTENT IS BEING BANNED ON TUMBLR SO WHILE I CAN: TAXES MORTGAGE HOME OWNING DEBT UHHHHHH HAVING CHILDREN FAMILY PLANNING DESK JOB DIVORCE CLEANING AND GROCERY
worldofeldor: rook-takes-queen: Showing off her pet cunny bunny Well too bad hun, the law is on our side. You have taken a loan from us on your daughter as mortgage but never paid it back. Since she came to legal age, we are taking her now. With this
rointheta: I know some people see the mortgage scene in The Impossible Planet as the Doctor rejecting Rose, but that’s not what I see at all. He never tells her no. No, he nods repeatedly, gives her a nervous look, swallows and says “anyway",
rointheta: I know some people see the mortgage scene in The Impossible Planet as the Doctor rejecting Rose, but that’s not what I see at all. He never tells her no. No, he nods repeatedly, gives her a nervous look, swallows and says “anyway”, ducking
whatwecanfic: w1tchmom: So, I do post a lot about my appreciation (cough) of older men here and because I know I have young followers I just need to remind you all that I am an adult woman with a career and a mortgage and children. I’m not a child,
nicollekidman:one of the many layers to the famous “carpets and a mortgage” conversation is that ten smiles in the face of a black hole because rose given him explicit confirmation in a way no one ever has that he’s Enough…. beyond the exploring
america-wakiewakie: Some group has announced that they’re paying the mortgages of the two dead police in NY. After he was murdered by the Oakland Police Department, Alan Blueford’s family got charged 踰 to move his body off the street like he
winchestersons: katzmatt: dr-archeville: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: rurone: Whups THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY APPEAR This must be an ad for something… but what? I’m gonna guess and say paper towels Actually, it’s a mortgage commercial.
breathdefying: I’m up bright and early to go sell people mortgages so here have some booty and a rogue tag
firstoffletmesayi: leofdaeg: liviconnor: tomishaevette: quadzilla-rising: basedqueensb: Now this is how you sext I CANT BREATHE THIS We could file joint income taxes, and get a good mortgage on a condo. We could pay it off in ten years and
karissaeb: myresin: flowury: flowury: I want to do adult things with you *whispers* taxes *moans* pay the mortgage *breathes* go make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking 跌 this month
mindblowingfactz: The word “mortgage” comes from a French word that means “death contract.”
obeythestraightman: inurservice42: Fag, who cares that you don’t know how you are going to pay your mortgage? Your fag tax is due tomorrow and I have a big weekend of partying and gambling with those taxes. Now tell Master what’s more important;
ladythebug: I hope Sasuke at least visits Sakura and Sarada to pay the mortgage/loans =_=
just-shower-thoughts: In every high school, there should be a class dedicated to teaching how taxes work, how to get insurance, how to rent or pay mortgage, and how to not get into financial trouble with banks.
humansofnewyork: “Our building had so many violations that all the residents had to be evicted. Turns out the landlord hadn’t paid the mortgage since 2000. Some of us tried to stay, but it didn’t work. We moved to a hotel room for three days
my-wanton-self: Even xenomorphs have to pay the mortgage… Now I’ve seen everything…goodbye internet!
thaunderground: sarcasticjazz25: clandestinedesiires: McDonald’s apple pie An apple seed Apple sauce One apple #guapedup
bobbycaputo: Couple Tired of Living with a Mortgage Build a Tiny 221-Square-Foot House Andrew and Gabriella Morrison were tired of living with a mortgage, tons of bills, and debt hanging over their heads. So, the couple decided to stop the nonsense and
flowury: lambpost: flowury: nothing felt as good as paying off your mortgage in animal crossing. fuck imagine how paying off your mortgage in real life is gonna feel nowhere near as good. Blocked
