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Someone just sent me this asking if it’s me… yes it is, but looks like someone has cleaned up the image, or maybe I just had a kick ass tan then lol. Either way, here’s some boobs! :Derinashford.tumblr.com
kanyeoberst: codingandtea: hipsterinatardis: I love this because it can be a girl refusing to shave her legs or a boy in a dress. Either way they’re saying “fuck you” to gender norms and standards of appearance. Reblogging again for the commentary.
marioandjulia: Thanks for inspiring me… I’d love it if you would submit an exclusive photo to either of my other blogs… PrettyButtholes.tumblr.com and yogapantsandpanties.tumblr.com
So, this happened today. I have a hard life. eakiffh: This happened today! I am basically in love with Vex and will get naked with her at every available opportunity, and luckily Lovisa was there to capture it. Y’all can buy this set from either
nympho-kitten: good morning ;)it sucks waking up in an empty bed when i’m this horny :( I’d love to wake up to that every morning, and there’s no way I’d let you leave the bed horny either, mmm.
Me either but…
thunderrthighs: dpeezy12: So as I scrolled by one of my fav people to gawk at, this number catches my eye. Regardless to say, I had to change my boxers because I jizzed in my pants and any fool who sees this and doesnt want to face plant it is either
Happy people everywhere do me a favour and shove your happiness in the nearest black hole or take it as far away from me as possible
If Y/you send me a message and i don’t respond to it, chances are i’m either too busy or i’m not receptive to it. Y/you repeatedly sending more messages doesn’t make more time for me or make me more receptive.The end result, blocked.~sandi
I guess this is more femboy-ish since my dick is as easily aroused as a… a… a dick of a 19 y/o for gods sake!So either one of you people really wants to buy me a chastity cage or you will just have to deal with some cock from time to time.
hellhouse: I have such a problem with secondhand embarrassment that if I’m watching something and a character does something that I find even the littlest bit embarrassing I have to either mute the TV or plug my ears and avert my eyes. It makes me
Every girl I’ve ever dated has had a cat. Every cat of every girl I’ve dated has either disliked me or been indifferent toward me ‘TIL NOW :)
psalm-onethirtynine: librarian-amy: orbingarrow: nientedal: streetlifemanifesto: Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep facts Don’t trust night you either!
itsvondell: i dont trust people who dislike nintendo
Me either.
me right now its supposed to be a blanket but it looks like fiz has melted into a plaid blob so either way is accurate
Had fun for once in a while…didn’t drink too much either. It was perfect n__n
I don’t want to sound pessimistic, but boys are dumb. I don’t even know why I really want one all to myself either. They just seem nice to cuddle with.😧
lady-bee-holmes: I love how there are two approaches to stealth games, it’s either no bodies for the guards to notice or no guards left to notice the bodies
amedala: im sorry i cant take hamilton seriously because all i can think of when someone talks about it is this
mortante: “I’m getting sick of being a ghost no one can hurt me but no one will kiss me either”
When you approach the bar and then all else flys out the window. nothing matters. No one is going to help you. It’s you vs gravity. It’s either goina stay sitting or you’re goina show it who is boss. The gym is my escape, my get away,
celestialcow: It’s June. I can look at this two ways. Either I’ve wasted 6 months doing absolutely nothing with my life. or It’s only 6 months until Christmas.
falloutboise: IF WE ARE CONSIDERED FRIENDS ILL EITHER TEXT YOU 24/7 AND BE AN ANNOYING CLINGY LITTLE BITCH OR I’LL NEVER TALK TO YOU EVER BECAUSE I THINK I’M ANNOYING YOU AND THIS IS WHY I AM A SHIT FRIEND
raynarvaezjunior: i play video games and when i’m not playing video games i watch other people play video games and when i’m not doing either of those things i’m listening to video game soundtracks and thinking about video games
Someone really needs to help me fix my circadian cycle! Either that or supply me with sleeping pills. #cantsleep #nightowl #bleh #fixme #imturningintoavampire #butreallyimgettingwhiter #whattheheck #thinkineedsun
liveinphoenix: do you ever get like random bursts of wanting to do something productive like HEY IM GUNNA WRITE A BOOK or IM GUNNA DRAW SOMETHING YEAH but then after like five minutes you realise you cant do either and go back to doing nothing at all
Happy kiss a ginger day! Or fuck a ginger. I’m good with either. ;)
inkblotoftheday-blog: Inkblot #268Instructions: Tell me what you see.-Enjoy
Nah, I dunno what I’m doing, either
s/o to whoever just followed me so i could get to #,420 followers.B)))
lancelot-of-the-revolution: okay, English speakers, help me settle an argument: reblog this and tag with the state/country you’re from and whether you say me either or me neither
….either my neighbors really into lifting weights or currently getting pegged
me reblogging flirty/sexual posts isn’t a fucking invitation
The joy of not having a Daddy, I can eat all the sweets I want :p I guess the sucky part to that is no spankings either. Baby life is hard
HihiTo everyone that follows me and then immediately unfollow, you give me great joy lol. I think it’s hilarious. Either you think it’s too cute because there’s glitter and cute outfits and pink stuff everywhere. Or it’s too messed
jerkidiot: “I don’t have one either” oh my god
Me and Nikki, are bored out of our minds
Someone write me a cute message to wake up to so I can stop being so sad in the mornings
unwakeable: that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either
fairhies: If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
scottthepilgrim: all i want for christmas is hard liquor and a gf but im not gettin either of those god is dead
camaronez: my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.
spermbanker: i am freezing someone please cuddle me or set me on fire either is fine
cloudbff: Me: depression isn’t bothering me Me: *forgets to eat, either sleeps too much or not at all, feels nothing 90% of the time, doesn’t change clothes for 8 days* Me: positive vibes ✌
me-sfiggei-to-soutien: urfuckingboss: I either reply in 0.2 seconds or 3-5 business days or never
“You can either hit the streets or the sheets, it don’t make me no nevermind. That’s your bag, baby. You can go or you can come, can you dig it?”
My mom refuses to believe me when I say that Martin Freeman and John Simm are different people. Even though I’m the one who watches Doctor Who and Sherlock while she couldn’t care less about either.
I would love, just once, to be able to bring up getting my tattoo to either of my parents without them repeatedly listing all the reasons they think I shouldn’t. Like maybe this is actually supposed to be a positive thing but they’re giving me so
One of the instructors at work surprised me by giving me two cute, yoga jumpsuit thingys and they’re so comfy! Unfortunately one of them is short on my legs though, so I’m either gonna have to cut off my legs a lil bit or get them hemmed/cut
lucazade: also, i want to apologize to people whose messages were ever ignored by me or took me ages to reply to. i have no excuses, i’m just shit at communicating and a lot of time get stuck in my own head, postpone replying and then either forget
Home alone so I’m going to the roof & maybe get high. Probably not tho since David isn’t here to get high with me. I don’t like doing it alone. The weather is nice & breezy tonight tho, so I’ll go up there either way &
Either I’m useless with tech... or tumblr is useless on windowsphone... or a bit of both.
dead-nurse: My cat has become too close to my gf, and he didn’t want to let me say goodbye this morning 😒 We love each other because either of us has a soul. 💕
dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick: iliketosingandstuff: dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick: REAL girls look like this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) NOT this (◕‿◕✿) is there something wrong with me I don’t look like either of those things Yes please
Spending tonight surrounded by people who fall under the term of family, but are essentially strangers to me as I either have never met them or have not seen them since I was young. Strange energy. How are you all tonight?
