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Sara, my new friend and model, attends college many hours away but has arranged to shoot with me her last two visits home. We’ve communicated a lot recently through text and video chats. She tends to be as much of a nerd as I so we always have a
celtichounds:I saw the adorable trend of people drawing their snakes as raptors and decided to participate with this doodly-thing. I have an aberrant stripe California kingsnake and she’s the best snake ever.
fannishcodex: hollowedskin: l-heure-du-the: anexperimentallife: aspectofadreamer: raptor toy box illustration by Jonathan Kuo Tell me again about how “dinosaurs aren’t as cool or scary now that we know they had feathers.” JFC these guys
mapleglowsticks: thehat2: meladoodle: what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur this is adorable as fuck and you can’t tell me otherwise
Oh and i looked it up, seems 99.9% of people view Frisk as a minor, they are also referred to as “child/children” (children - when coupled with the other human souls), frisk is also short asf, like kid short, the same height as the cute dinosaur
Me as a dinosaur
cupcakedinosaur: theanimalblog: Derp - by Tom Horton Donnerdont, this reminds me of the dinosaur bird that we tagged as Graham in the pictures from the Bronx Zoo two summers ago. Derp Bird is Derpy Graham. REMEMBER THE BIRD WITH THE RIDICULOUS TAIL?
disneyyandmore-blog: Roll back the rock to the dawn of time. When the Earth was smokin’ and the lava flowed, roll back the rock to the dawn of time, and blow your cool just like a volcano.
Something that really disappointed me as a kid was finding out the Mighty Ducks movies were not about alien duck people from another dimension fighting alien dinosaur people like the cartoon was
notnumbersix: thesubkitten:mapleglowsticks: thehat2: meladoodle: what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur this is adorable as fuck and you can’t tell me otherwise notnumbersix this one is for you! Bwahahahahaha! It’s awesome.
cameronsiobhan98: gallifreyangurl: dinosaurs-on-wheels: hoechln: i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead. omg i’m in the same photo as tom hiddleston ugh, my hair looks terrible
carelesslycareful: xwtfisthisx: brendonurieshat: penguintim: dinosaurs-on-wheels: hoechln: i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead. omg i’m in the same photo as tom hiddleston
quasi-normalcy: kerryrenaissance: silverbellsolicitor: It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as
superlittlesaurus: My best friend got me this sandwich cutter as a gift eeeeeeep!!!! I made a grilled cheese with it! I have one of those too!! Mine came in a dinosaur lunch box :D
tsukki-the-dinosaur-blocker: waffleperks: hellyeahthomassanders: Me as a Teacher 📝 by Thomas Sanders This is everything Honestly same
mapleglowsticks:thehat2: meladoodle: what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur this is adorable as fuck and you can’t tell me otherwise
ultrakratos: tastefullyoffensive: Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows [boredpanda]Previously: Animals Wearing Dinosaur Costumes the last one means everything to me omg
lovecharlottesbum: charlottesomething: I’ve had people tell me that they think my “famous” birthmark looks like a footprint, a dinosaur & a wolf (or mostly mistaken as a bruise). 😅 What do you think it looks like?
leezzee: gallifreyangurl: dinosaurs-on-wheels: hoechln: i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead. omg i’m in the same photo as tom hiddleston ugh, my hair looks terrible can
cyrilslady:mapleglowsticks:thehat2:meladoodle: what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur this is adorable as fuck and you can’t tell me otherwise Behold the mighty thesaurasaurus.
randomologie: stahrmie: bornite: sosuperawesome: Wine-O-Saur Wooden Dinosaur Wine Racks by TheBackPackShoppe on Etsy • So Super Awesome is also on Facebook, Twitter and Pinterest • THAT STEGOSAUR HAS A MALBEC IN IT! AS IF YOU NEEDED TO SELL ME
rhinocio: “I know now what the last dinosaur felt, dying alone in the black of a wasted planet. I wish I were as stupid as that reptile. He probably only thought of how hungry he was. I don’t think of hunger anymore, or thirst, or sleep. All I focus
fablepaint: Note that in all stages until the last, the dinosaur believes food equals chair. I picture this as a sequence taking place over minutes rather than weeks, and it makes me giggle. I guess because it never leaves the dish ;P