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svartur-vindur: how’s nobody talking about the guy who acted like a fucking tree so shizuo wouldn’t see him
nielspeterdejong: Zac, cut the creepy face man, nobody’s gonna touch your bunny girl while you’re carrying a big carrot! XD And isn’t it endearing that Riven decides to go all nude like Zac? ^^ Okay, it’s not the same thing, but you get the
elhumanoidedeltrajeverde: Nobody fucks with the Jesus
xshierux: j-just… don’t ask me about this. well since Emily was like ‘put nsfw lol nobody cares lol’ I will follow her advice. This pairing is quite important! more in the future? HELL YEAH.
Nobody Breathe
sleeepynatural: NOBODY IS KIDDING WHEN THEY SAY THINGS LIKE THAT ABOUT DAVID BOWIE.
It’s really great when you realize that you’re literal fucking garbage and nobody actually likes you.
rocknrave221: trxyeotptroyler: yobrehhh: pancakemilkshake: fullmetalfisting: actually-misha-collins: nobody hates justin bieber more than drake bell does I’m going to be really sad the day I hear Drake Bell got attacked and murdered by feverish
idkitstommy: nobody is gonna bring u up but u
Actually, back in his day, he was Snoop Doggy Dogg, nobody remember that tho.
megabigchoco: jerseystrongblack: Nobody LoL
lucidnee: lucidnee: Don’t nobody wanna see this old white crusty dirty bitch She bouta break a hip old senior citizen ass
Me in the basement watching tv when nobody around
ring-wraiths: thats-slightly-raven: gangstapikachu: thats-slightly-raven: I bet cotton-eyed joe is hot Oh NOBODY KNOWS THIS AND IVE BEEN LA UGHING FOR LIKE 400 YEARS HWAT DO PEOPLE THINK THE SONG IS SBOUT IM
plotprincessss: flawlessxqueen: pussylipgloss: zaynmalikstattooedhand: foliageeater: ok tyga right…. Who thinks this shit up yo This nigga can’t fuckin rap. Nobody wants to hear this shit. lmaoooo he needs a seat
thewouldbesavant: historicaltimes: An undercover male police officer poses as a female ticket clerk to halt an upsurge in subway armed robberies via reddit Thirty cents!! He ain’t fooling nobody tho
buzzfeed: missharleenfquinzel: helladonkaphant: just-shower-thoughts: Eventually they’ll need to reinvent Superman’s alter-ego because nobody reads newspapers anymore clark kent the buzzfeed editor. 10 People Who are Definitely Not Superman
wizkawreath: nnordor: wizkawreath: obama means family no it doesnt obama means nobody gets left behind
idgaf-lick-my-clit: konkeydongcountry: coldplays-twiglet-problem: konkeydongcountry: mylo-xylojo: konkeydongcountry: hotelmario: Do this many people listen to coldplay? nobody actually listens to coldplay, they make all their money licensing out
scootsenshi: humansofnewyork: “I got caught up in a little something. I’ve got twenty days left. Nobody knows I’m here. I’ve got somebody updating my Facebook page for me. All my friends think I’m in Hawaii right now.”(Metropolitan Correctional
imstilljudgingyou: yayfeminism: “Nobody has more respect for women than I do” - Donald Trump when a serial killer has more respect for women than you do
Amateur. Just kill the sound altogether and prosper knowing nobody’s gonna hear you.
thuggums: withallduedisrespect: trebled-negrita-princess: zodiacbaby: thecommonchick: I’M SO DEAD RN 😭😂 Honestly I’m her BOY DON’T NOBODY CARE THAT YOU IN THE NAVY LMAO Absolutely deceeased She said Because I’m little lol
I have a bad habit of checking my phone knowing good and well that nobody is texting me.
vee-ayye: yourlocalweeknd: This deadass me in 30 years LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL jnbfejhngjenfjks this made my night. I wouldn’t ever let nobody smoke in my shit, but this was hilarious
expect-the-greatest: 50shadesofdope: 1996-2006: 2pacschild: who is this nigga uh typical atlanta nigga. Hes literally on my street lol… and this is a typical Atlanta nigga, notice nobody in the background stopped, looked twice or even flinched
meatfighter: juliaadelecasti: jeniphyer: artsyasfuckk: candiikismet: boystop: sobeitjay: that part hard not to sing Lmao im about to fucking lose it. Nobody can resist it!!! Lmao! Y'all annoying 😂 Y'all just showing off now lol Mo
thautobots: youngharlemnigga: thagreatvino: youngharlemnigga: Kanye really said “shit is real got me feeling Israelian” smh Why nobody stop him He a east coast nigga. That’s y'all job. Nigga Chicago is in the Midwest… what kind of dumbass
tellyjpg: senseitko: Ain’t nobody under 25 gonna understand this i’m 20 and get this, its not from the stone ages lmao I can’t believe we used to do this
Nobody can explain to me how ketchup got on the basement hallway ceiling and on the garage door. Kids are messy smh
captainsnoop: kingdomkome21: captainsnoop: i saw wendys ass today. pictrues of wendy as an anime girl are banned now. you cant do em anymore. it was funny for a minute but then i saw wendys porn by shadman now nobody gets to play ball. fuck you. it’s
goinapeshitcrazy: sexynakedblackguy: Waking up everyday knowing the love of your life probably doesn’t exist.. Accurate. Don’t nobody want me 😂😂😂
I never understand why some people get mad at people for speaking another language around them. Ain’t nobody talking about you, shut up
kimreesesdaughter: zayytherapper: the-black-bolin: ayoaprell: beyonslayed: swiggityswell: I’m fucking crying I’M HOLLERING crying over “Ya’ll say support black businesses but ain’t nobody buy my cousin’s mixtape” lmfaooooooooooo
cherrosee: afatblackfairy: pussy-and-pizzza-x: diekingdomcome: localstarboy: Oh no 🤦🏽♂️ NickI was too live in dan was in a new romper Nah they gotta be inviting these two to come over but then they end up doing wild shit that nobody
jonesycaporgime: rafi-dangelo: Summer Mood: Aunt Mary in thigh high boots doing the drowning man into throwing elbows. & cant nobody do it like auntie mary
the-pizza-hut-bigfoot-pizza: cocobandicoot: yall out here eating ass but got a prollem with foot fetishes … Where’s the logic !! Ain’t got no ass fungus. Ain’t nobody got athletes ass my guy. Ain’t nobody walkin around with a cracked ass, minus
cocainecassi: I’m really the nigga behind her omg 😂 Shit is hilarious and all, but she’d have got out my car with that bullshit, I don’t answer to nobody, bitch.
harvard-dad:The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses I’ll slide in the spot like a pro if nobody around; one witness and I’m in driving school all over again, hitting curbs and shit :/
reclusiveasf: thesnobbyartsyblog: yikes that puppy ain’t do shit to NOBODY take him off of this
abalottegrimm: candiikismet: boystop: sobeitjay: that part hard not to sing Lmao im about to fucking lose it. Nobody can resist it!!! Lmao! DEAD
assflat: nobody asked for this but here’s a compilation of my favorite old 50 cent tweets lmfao
friszantana-nyc: deceitful-eyes: sirl33te: ever-is: lachocaina: pearlmarley: 😂 I’m so tickled by this We were all thinking it 😂 Black people can’t let nobody have anything 😂😂 LMFAOOO
ashmfnpashhh: sodomymcscurvylegs: fatfreefiddlefaddle: This is excellent commentary on the struggles of being an aging white conservative in this country. I’m LOSING MY MIND! I love that nobody else did or said anything 😂😂😂😂
celticpyro: libertarirynn: garbage-empress: omegajako: historical-nonfiction: Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure
mjsheartisstillbeating: slimaliciamarie: shejustwantssomuch: localstarboy: When Walmart has nobody at the register 😭 IM DONEEE 😂😭😭😭😭 Can’t take black people NOwhere
angelamerkel: yeezyslides: angelamerkel: yeezyslides: neither, bc brownies are fucking nasty and so are the bitches who eat them I’m sorry that nobody in your family can bake my moms a private chef and im in culinary training dont roast us
harmoniousflowers: jehovahhthickness: queen-vampira: jehovahhthickness: Two whole ass babies came out and nobody caught that??? Throw the whole obstetric team away pls She’s obviously at home and did not have an ultrasound…her partner and possibly
fivestarqueer: packapunchpatrickpaxton: theshitneyspears: cast noah centineo as ash ketchum you cowards Ash is literally 10 years old and fucking Japanese. He should be played by Scarlett Johansson and nobody else
athenathebamf: thatpettyblackgirl: the fact that nobody helped is even more hilarious. I lost it at the Cheeto dust on the nose He know he not a billionaire too lol
I’m sorry but this blog is not porn blog anymore if you don’t like that you can unfollow you know I just forgot Tumblr is dead so I think there’s nobody fucking on here lol
Nobody's flower
I know why it’s called #ask cuz you gotta keep asking ppl to ask you shit cuz nobody ever does, so ask me shit aha links in my bio c: #kik me too ItsRizza_Bruh ahaha #funny #tumblr #twitter #ipod #lol #bored
Singing when nobody is around like you're the best singer in the world.
maralie: i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same” i
blueklectic: NO THE FUCK YALL DONT OR ELSE YOU WOULDNT HAVE ENDED THE DAMN SHOW TO MAKE ROOM FOR SILLY SHIT LIKE THAT DAMN WHITE GIRL SUICIDE NONSENSE OR THAT FUCKIN BOY DRAWING PENISES OR WILL SMITH’S LIGHT BRIGHT MOVIE THAT AINT NOBODY WATCH BITCH
jamesroachmusic: soselfimportant: nobody was buying my normal dude act anyway heres an ancient comic i drew (before the url change lmao) that i remembered today i had to google it
Nobody can convince me that they didn’t just give each other the cutest little gifts ever when they first came to Earth because they just love each other so much
Im only putting this on here because nobody i know IRL knows this is my other blog but....
peachemojimami: some guy text me after I delete his number & im tryna decide if ignoring it or asking “who dis” will be better He replied “nobody” LOL
