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fuckyeahretailrobin: I work at Michael’s Arts and Crafts and this is an everyday question. They walk up to the cash registers BEFORE shopping and ask for coupons to use when they make their purchase, expecting us to give them out as if we have extras
I like how, after I exhaustedly researched on IP rights and fair usage and typed you that longass email (citing lines from your own User Agreement), you basically told me “lol no”. If this is a real thing that’s going on and it unfortunately just
This guy brought his ferret to the beach haha I love it
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Ha. As if women are even still that nice these days. Please.
roekachu: plasticbagvevo: checking tumblr in public Lookin at you naughtyvixens lol you should be glad youre not one of my snapchat friends. those poor souls will be looking at a bunch of snaps of my cat being an idiot and suddenly there’s
As if chocolate cakes aren’t enough. *breathing heavily #funny #justforfun #dontbesquare #igers #birthdaygame #instagood #lol #instalol #smile #instago #instalike #funnymeme #funnytext #hilarious #cray #crazy #humor #instafun #igaddict #xoxo #food
I couldn’t help but upload this. Just look how happy ‘Ash’ looks XD It’s as if he thinks he’s actually in a Pokemon League and that the fucking is just an added bonus.
“if you want him to see you as an adult, you have to drink coffee - and the kind where you don’t add anything else in!”
I AM SO SO SORRY. I JUST. I literally just scrolled through the Seto Koji tag for like forever. ITS BEEN THREE HOURS AND IM STILL SCROLLING OK. I HAVE A PROBLEM. MY BLOG LOOKS AS IF ITS DEDICATED TO HIM ITS THAT BAD. Ok this won’t do. Its 1am and
What really pissed me off about this ep. of Just You is that 1.everyone is getting angry at Qi Yi as if hes responsible for this shit. like cmon now hes her boss. Hes not responsible for liang liang like seriously he didnt do anything. 2. Liang Liang
ohgodwhatam-i-doing: I like how tumblr recommends normal/non-fetish blogs for me to follow as if I don’t just post piss all day. Ok but mood
sarahjessicapenis: Does anyone else wonder how hot they would be if if they were born as the other gender?
railroadsoftware: im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you myheadfeelslikeafrisbee
sharpayevons: “At least you love me.” I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away
owlpellet:just saw a post complaining about how hard it is to find adhd resources for adults and one of the comments said “tiktok has a lot of adhd tips” as if telling someone with adhd to enter the algorithmic quicksand of perpetual dopamine hits
As if we needed more reasons…
…. as if that would stop anyone from eating bacon. Be serious.
lol As if its just your shitty educational system. I mean please do fix that, but its only a start.
melbleu: Fotos de la biografía | via Facebook on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/55756958/via/melbleu It’s as if they’re riding nature’s giant dick, lol.
app-arel: One of the most terrifying things about the way of the samurai is seppuku (also known as “hara-kiri”). It is the gruesome suicide a samurai must perform if he fails to follow bushido or is likely to be captured by enemy. Seppuku can be
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mclennonyaoi:bungerc0re:mclennonyaoi:love saying i’ve been getting really into mundane normal things as if they’re a new undiscovered hobby. been getting really into pudding cups lately.been getting really into Beatles yaoi recently sure. why not.
aapanen: [x] In short, our prime minister says that trans law won’t get any changes unless ALL the parties agree on it. Fuck you Stubb, you’re a useless piece of shit.
I’m still betting that my gums are infected around the tooth that is in the middle of a root canal process. Hurts like hell when touched and lol as if I’ll eat anything.
shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the
as if cats aren’t spoiled enough lol
lxxxve: It’s almost as if it’s not his kid but it’s his suitcase so he keeps going.
daddynoooo: kidxforever: cap-kira: social-purgatory: itsaliencum: -imaginarythoughts-: thatdudeemu: thotlifepresident: xonicoleann: kalebhtml: jamesyouth: xonicoleann: I’M WHITE BUT I’M NO RACIST. Stop blaming white people as if we were
diamondpopepussy: 50shadesofcanteven: strivingking:strivingking:strivingking: What if people could opt out of relationships/marriages like sports contracts though? lol My lawyer: “As we all already know, my client has chosen to opt into his contract
Protect White girls at ALL costs!
brokendildo: me: *eats something unhealthy* also me: if I drink a lot of water it’ll be ok They say this as if it’s not true…..
dormtainment: The results of friends seeing a big booty. All reactions from right to left. 1. The thirsty one He acts as if he’s never seen a big butt in his life before. He will overreact and scream about how big it is, loud enough for the girl to
black-iverson: To rub one out or not to? That is the question. Your mind is already there if you asking, might as well get that nut.
noiamnotdenzelwashington: imsoshive: Imagine if there was a AnkhCon. That would be entertaining as fuck. Niggas cosplaying as Pharoahs and shit. There would be a booth where niggas could get third eyes painted on their foreheads
quelana: Ladies n gentlemen my boyfriend @canimuff …. Yeah…as a car guy that’s a big sacrifice…ladies if ya man willing to decorate his car for you, he a keeper lol
docislegend: spuandi: why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad ok but i’m not picking your dumbass up off the bar floor after a jello shot and a smirnoff ice while
juggernautofsin: freedoritos: theaztecthrasher: sa-gal: pinchblog: Sex tip: If he’s pressuring you to do anal, buy a dildo the same size as his dick, and ask him to do it first. If he’s scared of the pain- case closed. There’s absolutely
hyperzephyrianlives: tripropellant: as a vegan, i always refer to non-vegans as “jeff the killer” and if they dont know who jeff the killer is i always carry with me several paper strips with a url printed on them to read the jeff the killer creepypasta
princecarlton: hiphiphiphip-hophophophop: 56blogscrazy: once she get a personal trainer she not your girl no moreNigga just making up new exercises lmao ^ Hanging leg/ knee raises woud’ve been just as effective, if not more, lol bruh just tryna👀🔍🐱
a-shadyqueeen: badgyal-k: futureblackpolitician: teamnowalls: tumbladiah: NIGGA they both fine as shit even if he short as a motherfuck This was litt as hell Who cares if he short lmao stop She soooo pretty
summervibesanddreams: AS IF WE NEEDED A LIST haha 21. Kids back in school, they ain’t running around my house making messes and being noisy all day lmao
goldensweetcheeks: beaux-knows: karayray1: jeflondon: Martin discovers Tommy and Pam are dating. If I ain’t as extra as Gina lol LMAAAAOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂 😭😭😭 I be laughing at these scenes like I ain’t
chantrymouse: cishetsbeingcishet: cishetsbeingcishet: tbh no april fools gag tumblr ever pulls will ever be as good as the lizard election of 2016 staff put more effort into that than the rest of this website combined and it shows for those of you
bishopmyles313: flexico-burress: 922703: flexico-burress: juelzsantanabandana: classicmeevs: elequosoraptor: classicmeevs: foccsii: classicmeevs: Well if blood counts as flesh then unfortunately milk counts as flesh for cows First question
bikenesmith: im really tired of europeans on here reblogging posts about racism in america and adding shocked disapproving comments like “get it together america lol” as if there isn’t an enormous amount of racism in europe and as if it wasn’t
16ruedelaverrerie: But what if the stray cat Gavin feeds in the alleyway behind his house were as relentlessly and as pointlessLY TALKATIVE AS MY FUCKING CATYou thought you were reading a comic about Gavin Reed but really it’s a comic about my cat.
Every guy I introduce my friends too would want to get with them. I’m like okay lol as if I wasn’t trying to get to know you 😕
radio-silents: as if their first kiss would be anything less awkward than this
soft-kitti3: ferfer78: Lol As if there is really a decision to be made here 😂
fudgeflies: forfuturereferenceonly: lnternetexplorers: remember when every white girl took pictures like this with her bffs Remember when people didn’t pick on white girls as targets for ridicule and mockery on the internet? no LOL as if white
deanplease: outstandingimpala: [x] [x] As if we needed this to settle things… now it’s fucking settled.
AS IF !
so my ex boyfriend follows me on instagram (my nsfw one) and I wonder if he follows me on here and seeing as he comments and likes every picture on instagram I kinda wanna ask ‘hey so do you regret cheating on me after a week with some rando girl at
pregnantseinfeld: anarchomoop: pregnantseinfeld: Stuff like Alexa and Google home are obviously spying on ya, but I feel like I can’t make fun of people who buy them cause it’s not as if we aren’t under constant survellience in a thousand other
Max is the worst Pokemon character ever made, I hate him so much LOL I’m so glad Bonnie isn’t like him, she’s so cute and brave and smart and caring.
studsnpuds: “And now for our face-off challenge today we’re going to find out which is better … the circumcised penis or the uncircumcised penis!” Lol as if that’s even a challenge everyone knows cut is better
Puppy faced construction worker?
lol. AS IF anyone would say “No EC, don’t do it!!!” . Whelp. It’s Twilight Sparkle! :D Which is great, because she is like… my pony i identify with <3 but it’s funny, … because I only had one blind-bag pony
![aapanen: [x] In short, our prime minister says that trans law won’t get any changes unless ALL the parties agree on it. Fuck you Stubb, you’re a useless piece of shit.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d6a6547d012b57e17f0676cb118d6c24/tumblr_ngfzcndbMY1qe2cxbo1_r2_250.png)
![deanplease: outstandingimpala: [x] [x] As if we needed this to settle things… now it’s fucking settled.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/5e8325409095f61a3687bab6e15af97d/tumblr_ne2afnCony1tfv1q7o1_250.jpg)
