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Omg this is like totally how you do it right? *as I play deep funk that I’m the only one dancing to, followed by Usher then “Helena”*
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thatcrazywhoviangirl: miss-nerdgasmz: yuseimonarch: nullvoid0: gossiptroll: my idea of a hot date Hell yes I had no idea there were women like this how do I find them? I mean shit bro are we really that rare There are women like us out there.
What it was like being an insecure young boy, and everywhere in life you were confronted with women you knew you were supposed to find attractive. How it disturbed you so, the more you knew how sexy they were supposed to be, only served to emphasise how
4chanofficial: dontmindme-idontevenknow: 4chanofficial: hOW 2 LOOK COOL B4 SCHOOL nOW GO GET URSELF SOME BITCHES How to look like a douche bag**** wow„„i cant beleieeve!!! that ur insultingme & my friends im GOUING 2 spit monster energy™
pussylipgloss: bastille: How the FUCK do some of y’all sleep in the nude like what if ya mumma walks in and you’re all spread out with your junk hanging out? Who’s gonna help u then? The Lord our savior? I don’t think so U go head and be hot
OMG KAI WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Everything what you do is like PORN!
danistumblring: love-intheice: Dan is random. I know we all like random >:D wow this is nice! thank you love-intheice for making all those gifs!!! :) i forgot about these! i always wonder how people make gifs from a video ;_; im a noob T^T”
Omg Castiel how hard is it for you to fucking love me already. Stop trying to act tough just accept me already geez ;-; /sobs/
chricolfer: i’m still pissed about a cinderella story like how couldn’t austin recognize sam in her fucking masquerade mask i’ve been annoyed since 2004
laysunicornhorn: It’s embarrassing how Kai and Lay fought over my love on broadcast like that.
shiningmedusa: more from the u-kiss show: soohyun said korean kissmes are like their family, but american kissmes are all their wives kevin asked, “how many babies do you want?” to soohyun after he said that soohyun said, “there are 2,000 people
notquitetwilight:rainbow-femme:Literally the best part of Breaking Dawn is Renesmee getting sad that she doesn’t sparkle like the others, and Bella saying “You’re the prettiest” followed immediately by Edward saying “I have to disagree” right
omopuddleboy: shout out to @fluffy-omorashithey’re my fave omo blog ever, they’re adorable and you should absolutely follow them asdglhjkfl That moment when someone posts something like this and you get all warm and fuzzy in your heart!!! And makes
lozey-jones: It’s been awhile since I posted a selfie. I took this, like, two weeks ago? Never got around to posting so here we go! (He/him/his) How can someone be this stunning??? illegal???
nemissa: This interpretation of all-knowing Phoenix in AJ sounds really funny to me because it’s seriously how most in-game people must see him. Even though he acts like some sort of mentor to Apollo and says stuff out like this out of nowhere: His
ghostam: How relationships work: I like your butt.However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too. But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
tuhmblr-logic: auncyen: missjonesie99: videohall: News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim. I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort. I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it
staymellobro: keepmywhiskeyneat: landmarks-of-the-universe: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: videohall: This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone this is so fucking relaxing Its so uplifting like omg I’m enjoying
autoluminescence: have you ever been like i’m obviously a hella queer witch but i don’t know how to quickly and easily demonstrate this to people with, say, a single t-shirt? i have now found the shirt that does this.
lemondifficult: Man it really tickles me how many years women were banned from fighting in the military and now men are turning around and blaming the fact that only men have to register for the draft on feminists Like??? Buddy… You’re never gonna
phd-in-lycanthropy: My TV screwed up with the show titles like how can you screw up this bad I dont even know what its suppossed to say THIS IS KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS AH YES MY FAVORITE SHOW VERY JUMP THINGS my personal favorite what????? look
lizzysouth: Me when I overestimate how much someone likes me
ayerubina: Last night I was at McDonald’s with one of my friend’s and that man started to randomly ask us questions like “how old are y’all?” And “do yall have boyfriends?” At first we were like what, why is he asking us and then five minutes
demarches: #it’s the last gif that gets to me #like the cat is staring at the camera all ‘see this is how you get shit done. all i gotta do is touch the screaming child… #with my magic fucking paw and voi-fucking-la. you wish you could do human.
cutgrassgetrupees: When people are like “Let’s be friends…?” and I’m like “OF COURSE!” I actually don’t know what to do because how do you friends
lilinett: Now there is only one way I can imagine what dicksquad’s sleepovers will look like
rinrinswife: my favorite part of rin teaching rei how to swim is how he didn’t tease him or anything like he could have when he was doing the backstroke and went crooked. instead, he only encouraged him, saying “you did it, rei!” and honestly that’s
i am always so fascinated by tutting like omg how.
omg, guys. what if. zatch bell!dmmd au.
agentrodgers: lady-comedian: agentrodgers: fandoms-will-be-the-death-of-me: agentrodgers: Just got back from the gym ARE YOU THE BLACK WIDOW? …… Barton, I’ve been compromised. OMG I CAN IMAGINE BARTON ALL LIKE “I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET
gamazoar: fireguardiancoty: maximumyaoi: people who get offended by the word “cis” Because tumblr has turned it into a nasty slur. Like, omg. How dare I be a white cis male (or however you’re supposed to phrase it) and be ok with that.
how can some people NOT like redheads, like, are u kidding me?
hallous-deactivated20160728: together, forever
90sdefect: imsoshive: Miguel be like, “How many drinks will it take you to leave with me? None? Ok … do you like drugs?” bruh … Fam
At soccer practice yesterday somebody brought their dog to the field for a different groups practice and everyone on my team was like omg how cute and we were all talking about it and our coach was like “girls pay attention” and her sister who’s
omg it’s so freaking weird when people who have nothing in common with my blog (according to what I find on theirs) like shit from my tumblr I’m like how the fuck did you find me anyway? AND YOU DON’T EVEN GET THE JOKES THAT THESE
dicksp8jr: damianmcgintleman: dicksp8jr: How do you even deep throat I feel like this is essential knowledge it’s easy, it’s just like eating a banana but instead of a eating a banana you let a throbbing hard cock repeatedly jam you down the throat
omg how do I be sociable…
omg i was twitter and found someone from the old HS fandom who i really hated and found that they’re an even bigger asshole now than when i knew them, and they were harassing ppl who like yoi and and im justim so glad your ass isn’t in my fandom
ollivander: taterttots: frostingpeetaswounds: can girls stop judging other girls for not using tamponsit’s literally annoying sometimes when i’m talking to someone and we talkin about girl problems and they’re like OMG HOW CAN YOU WEAR THAT DIAPER
airyairyquitecontrary:princesitx:maariamph:Giant hairy hippie Steven is best Steveni have to reblog this again because like how did the artist capture just the perfect amount of both greg and rose in steven like this is 100% how he’d look grown upand
ollivander: taterttots: frostingpeetaswounds: can girls stop judging other girls for not using tampons it’s literally annoying sometimes when i’m talking to someone and we talkin about girl problems and they’re like OMG HOW CAN YOU WEAR THAT
dressedincotton-deactivated2022:Felt like a Rubens, might delete later
saffelinastuffs:This is just a post to point out how cute my new dress and trainers are.You may now carry on with your important humany activities ☺️.
nymphaforesta:“when I was born, the word for what I was did not exist” 🏺🗡️
bouncing-flowers:I rеmember when I mеt youThought the universe sent you 🥀
verysecretlykinky: i keep popping the lower buttons when i sit down 👀 ohno how horribleee 🌹~ No Age In Bio = Blocked ~🌹
satans-knitwear:This look goes well with a bottle of cheap wine 🥰 most looks would tbh. Treat me ~ Tip me
queerandpresentdanger: I like how people act like you can’t be racist and sleep with a person of color as if misogynists don’t sleep with women all the time
stankind: dynoisthename: downtodada: I dressed up yesterday like this but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!! Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for
just-frumpy-things: Today a girl in my drama class said “how did people know what dinosaurs sounded like? It’s not like they had a recording of them.” And just wow I never thought I’d have to deal with that. The answer to that question is keeping
nickmoorexvx: Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?” I’ll say that again. A guy came up to me at work and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
ofdarklands: absens: shavingryansprivates: when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something #ALWAYS REBLOG THAT GUY DRAMATICALLY HITTING THE CAMERA LIKE
davecrow: kaanaya: okaysizedbangtheory: i hate when people take other people’s glasses and are like ‘you have horrible vision’ like do you take wheelchairs from people and go ‘wow you have shitty legs’ YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW HARD I
jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: how to use a ouija board don’t for real tho how would you like it if you were a spirit. minding your own business. doing spirity things. and a bunch of teenagers bug you to ask you shit like “does justin have a crush on
needlekind: greasybeast: this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them how do you DRESS like the music you listen
mamrie: sh-inik: girl i didn’t know you could get down like that ♪charlie how your angels get down like that ♫ REBOOT.
I can’t get over how cute the girl I reposted is
