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real-woman-are-rubenesque: How would you like the see this every morning?.

It’s not only that your wife insists in making you watch, the worst part comes afterwards. She never fails to ask you if you’ve seen how a real men can please her, if you’ve ever fucked her like a real man would, if you are a real man or…

After you found an used pair of your wife’s panties in the living room, you installed hidden cameras. Now you know how she responds to a real man’s cock, that you’ll never fuck her like he does, and why you are a cuckold.

After you found an used pair of your wife’s panties in the living room, you installed hidden cameras. Now you know how she responds to a real man’s cock, that you’ll never fuck her like he does, and why you are a cuckold.

Honey, tell him how ashamed you are of not being able to fuck me like a real man would.

captainthief: thethirddecade1121: e-mo-to: paperkirby: How real pros play chess are you fucking serious I lost it at the hotel This is my favorite thing ever

zohbugg: dr-ift: bl-ossomed: niick4: this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website holy Wait what how what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone

mistyfandom: sashayed: You guys, you must stop doing this. You must. We cannot keep yelling at you about it because it makes us so angry, and we are already angry all the time, about real things, like how our lives are turning into a real world Handmaid’

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME goats are a government

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

baracanine: i love seeing terfs that are like 15 years old like i’m not going to make people harass a minor but how are you so confident in knowing about what makes a “real biological woman” when you haven’t even passed 10th grade biology ^

swrredhead: Look at you go boy. Sucking like a real pro. Are you enjoying being a good cocksucker for mommy? You so like being my naughty boy, suck that cock, show me how much you love it.

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

kurlozmakara: how are hipster posts bad? what is bad about a picture of a cute pair of shoes or starbucks or a fucking poem. i dont get it. how are you superior to someone because you like shows on BBC Both are bad. Starschmucks gay and BBC shows are

foodslumber: fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME omg

lois-lane: would you like to be in a real war?

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

arht: inkskinned: do you ever like… hear somebody make a joke about how sad they are and everyone else is laughing but you’re sitting there like: i gotta help this guy. holy shit are you okay bud. nice joke but for real i’m here when you need

annachibi: threepipeproblems: honestly the real horrifying thing about the US election is seeing Trump/Pence signs crop up around your neighborhood and its like you’ve been in a sleeper cell all these years #like how the fuck #when the fuck #I’ve

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

kasukasukasumisty: Garnet is silent and seems serious all the time Yet she cracks jokes and acts egoistically from time to time What is there not to like her

bigboysneeded: datbigbootysmell: 🍑👃🏽😷🤤 (Fat Funky Booty Parts 1-5) Fat, FUNKY… Booty! Yep You Heard Right, My Baby Got That Good Funk Jus How I Like It. I Feel Like ManScents Are The Essence Of A REAL Man. So Raunchy & Strong yet

dannyfenton: boysofjollystreet: wholidays: if you’re ever sad remember that the canadian 100 dollars bills are maple syrup scratch and sniff omfg shut the fuck up Canada how are you even a real country the new bills might stick together but they

whatisitengland: fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME goats

mcfong: creapy: asian racism is so fucking trivialized and it’s all bc the whites managed to hide real fucking problems under this facade of a veil called the ‘model minority’.. like how are all of you gonna tell me that asians don’t face racism

stoned-levi: how are ship wars even a thing do people just not have real problems to be upset about

byunsbaekini: stanning exo really brings up a lot of questions like where da fuq is the drama version why are these guys more feminine than me is he a top or bottom how are you even real are you on crack how do you know wushu yet talk like a teenage

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

arht: inkskinned: do you ever like… hear somebody make a joke about how sad they are and everyone else is laughing but you’re sitting there like: i gotta help this guy. holy shit are you okay bud. nice joke but for real i’m here when you need

thewintersupersoldier: raptorific: carahopsthepond: raptorific: people will say how things are “in Africa” like it’s one big place that’s homogenous throughout but god forbid you say “Britain” when you mean “England” But when you’re

youngblackandvegan: likesometimes i see black folk say #blacklivesmatter. and i want to be like “really? you think black lives matter? because last week i saw that facebook post about how you said gay people are going to hell….” or “say word?

meatfighter: You ever notice how people just snitch on themselves on how shitty they are I’ve known a dude for like 30 minutes and he already told me how he be cheatin on his girl

bootyscientist2: I hate that some people are so dense that they need disclaimers for every single thing, like when women say “men are…” you know good and goddamn well they aren’t referring to every single man. It’s billions of us, how the fuck

Hello, Yo I'm in the booth, I'ma call you right back, No I just gotta put this one part down, I'ma call you back, I'm at the studio man, Man quit playing with me man, No for real don't play like that, Are you, are you serious? How you know? Put that on

prettyandmean: snaesummy: khiravaggio: Sarah from Long Island: How come black girls are still throwing shade at white girls for dating black guys? Franchesca: I’m gonna keep it real with you like, don’t gas yourself up; most of us don’t care.

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straightdad8: Dad, I’m fuckin’ ready to cop your cock real hard. My balls are hangin’ real low dad just how you like ‘em. Aww dad finger my sweaty boyhole. Please dad, please. Mmm fuck dad got my spot. Shit am gonna squirt.

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME goats are a government

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

dontwannasaygoodbye: Have you ever seen someone so fucking beautiful and you’re like “how are they even real?” Well I promise someone thinks the same exact thing about you.

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME goats are a government

kryptonitejelly:utterly-in-like: thenighttrain:it’s crazy how i don’t know what any of you do for school/uni/work? who are you guys outside of tumblr? what do you work as?? I’m shook at prev tags ur a CHEF?!? Was NOT expecting that tbh- i

swrredhead: Just a good little slut you are. Sucking that cock like a real fucking whore. Yes, you suck it for me, come on, eyes on me. Do you like it baby, come on, tell me how much you love sucking my big cock and what a slut you are. Yes,

fen-harel: asian racism is so fucking trivialized and it’s all bc the whites managed to hide real fucking problems under this facade of a veil called the ‘model minority’.. like how are all of you gonna tell me that asians don’t face racism

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

cryfordad:how many posts are you gonna like before you just give up and message me 👀 Fo’ real fo’ real!

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

“Would you like some homemade cookies, old man? How about some ginger snaps?” asked Sabrina.“Do you mean real cookies, Sabrina? Or are you talking about yourself? Either way, I’d love some, young lady!” answered Mr. Crude.

sashayed: You guys, you must stop doing this. You must. We cannot keep yelling at you about it because it makes us so angry, and we are already angry all the time, about real things, like how our lives are turning into a real world Handmaid’s Tale,

sometimes going through other girls tumblr and Instagram is suuuuper depressing lol

sleepytaureanqueen: “Happy birthday, angel!! Hope yours is a good one ♡ 🌹” Thank you, beautiful! you’re like a nymph, how are you even real? 🙀✨submitted by: afrodisiaxx

thevampirediaries: One thing I love about you is how different you are to your character. First of all, you’re hilarious in real life. Does it surprise people when they meet you and find out that you aren’t like Stefan? (x)

brujahinaskirt: brujahinaskirt: 25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like

I really like how you honestly know how to be a gentleman, you are a good guy, you will always be a great guy, hopefully. I appreciate you and I really really like that I got to fall in love with you, and the real you at that point in your life, that

these are my icky gross evil proshipper opinions i’m only AcTIvE so people don’t turn around and act like i’ve betrayed them for *checks notes* not thinking cartoons are real. BETTER WATCH OUT

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