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Via: http://altporn.net/news/2014/09/19/eroticfandom-raven-le-faye/The BlueBlood crew can always be counted on to bring us some fun updates celebrating International Talk Like A Pirate Day and this year they doubled-down! From their creative EroticFandom

She is awesome…nice 5 loads…look at the way she sucks when they are cumming….so powerful sucking and can only be done by who loves cums…sissies have a lot to learn from her. I love her makeup, sagging boobs and how she sucks

jaynelovesdick: pussycockhunter: remember just because you becum a girl you can still be attracted to sexy girls

how can I be her

Ah yeah, nothing like even more porn of a genderswapped version of the main character in a joke series, being fucked by a character from the main series’s alternate timeline.

I truly don’t understand how and why I can take being beaten up pretty heavily by multiple people using tons of different implements for an hour and then one of them pulls out the wax and I am wimpering and yelling like a little bitch?? This has happened

I can’t be the only one that thinks it’s really fucking weird to publicly post your GPA right

Can someone PLEASE tell me if tickets can already be purchased for Infinites concert in LA because i seriously dont want to miss out!?!

“Im dumb so you tell me. If us being lovers is the cause what will the effect be?” NO. NO THIS DRAMA IS DOING THINGS TO MY HEART RIGHT NOW I CANT HANDLE THE CUTENESS OHGOD SOMEONE HOLD ME

I will never understand TERFs, like trans people aren’t gonna go away and all TERFs are doing is adding hate to the world and wasting your life… like can’t you see how damn pointless you are being?

cynical-cy: zanabism: nazaninam: mysticben: bavaduzgi: kinghispaniola: Lmaooo you can’t make this stuff up. White people are a joke lmao bye “In today’s society you can never be too careful” I.e. “we have no idea what Arabic is”

There’s something genuinely unsettling about stuff like a/ge/pla/y and stuff like that, it’s like someone looked at the laws of their country and went “how much of a reprehensible human being can i be without getting arrested?”And there’s the

Tumblrs all or nothing culture is so fucking weird to me, like a prime example is shipping culture where people think you either have to be against literally all slightly dodgy ships OR be for all ships including definitely gross ones… like can’t

robotlyra: fedoraspooky: Can this be the soundtrack to my life please? Ragtime Clair de Lune sounds like an ending credits theme from a Mario Bros Game

dashingyounghero: mergay: scottymouth: ladyxgaga: Lady Gaga’s video Snapchat story backstage at the 88th annual Academy Awards She’s like a real life Disney princess ❤️😂 imagine if C-3PO just started screaming out YAAAAAS GAGA Awwwwwwww

politicalsci: politicalsci: “My dream is to eradicate homelessness”. If you would like to donate to the Brixton Soup Kitchen Appeal you can through the following official [link] The Brixton Soup Kitchen can also be found on twitter [here]

It’s like the second I’m about to forget you, you message me and I have to pretend nothing’s wrong again

themightyglamazon: tabbran: darthkres: thetrippytrip: I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that @tabbran please add lemon man story to this PRESENTING LEMON MAN That was a wild goddamn ride

goddessvanity: this is another level of beauty one like myself can only dream of.. is she real??

thathandsomehamster: iranian-atheist: Follow Naheed Nenshi on twitter: https://twitter.com/nenshi He’s like the anti-Harper. Can we just give him the country pleeeaaase????

zombiecaptain: getabducted: evilscum: like i know real friendships develop over time, and i do get that! but sometimes i meet ppl and i’m just like “can we be automatic best friends?” Me and mutual followers 😫 ^ I wanna be your automatic

batreaux: “Don’t get me wrong, I love my son, and both Mark and I were thrilled about his early cognitive development, but it can sometimes be overwhelming when our infant is screaming things like, “Soda! There must be soda! Soda for me, the boy!

I liked dis guy so much I took him away from all the awful triggers so he can TRULY be in his element

What’s the point of enjoying something if you aren’t comfortable with separating yourself from what you like about it and critiquing the shit out of it?

tmi but I feel like I might have another uti? shit shit shit shit shit I can’t go back to the health center they treated me like shit, because I had sex and allowed myself to get a uti I can’t do this I can’t do this I can’t be a person I’m

canadad: can we please get some sort of mental health education for parents i cant believe how many are in denial of their child’s condition

chainsaw-mascara replied to your post: whenever I find someone who likes ywpd…GUESS WHO JUST GOT THE UNIFORM TO COSPLAY MAKI NEXT YEAR CAN WE BE MAKITWINS PLS PLS PLS PLSFRICK THE TINIEST MAKIS CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE.

sorry about venting on this blog I just feel like I’m annoying anyone about this stuff because everyone has their own problems I just feel bad about talking about this and I don’t want to bother them but I’m just getting really paranoid about this

tygermama: agwitow: just-shower-thoughts: If a ghost can open cupboards and break things, why not just take a pencil, find paper, write exactly why it’s unhappy, and tape the message on the fridge. It just became second nature to close all the cupboards

indeedler: I feel like a Golden Sun 4 game resolving the massive hanging storylines in #3 is never coming Hey, we waited 8 years for #3. Keep the faith.

mcmaishwrites: sswincestiel: gambling-withdesire: superbooked: i want to open a book store that is 24 hours and people can finally go out at like 2am and be like “i just finished the first book in the series i need the next one stat” or if people

motherly-pearl: artemispanthar: motherly-pearl: dance-like-a-tree: why does no one talk about how limited Garnet’s hand movements should be with her gems on her palms like she should be able to do some of the things she does I’M SORRY DON’T

owldee: this fucking mentality that you can’t be best friends with your significant other, that romance ruins a friendship, that BOTH FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE CANNOT OCCUR SIMULTANEOUSLY kills me like that’s such a horrible, horrible and unhealthy

How come when you fish up a fish pokemon and try to flee it can say “you couldn’t get away”? Why can’t I get away? What’s stopping me? All I need to do is walk away from the water. It’s not like it can come after me,

jen-iii: The Gems just saying/doing things nonchalantly that would otherwise be HORRIFYING to humans is like my favorite thing like,Pearl, after being horribly impaled through by a sword right in front of Steven: ‘Oopsie Daisy! haha weLL-’Amethyst,

I want to write a bit long overview of my thoughts on the episode but I’m really just stuck on “Steven can possess human beings!?” at the moment. ‘cause. Like. Steven can possess human beings

erijaime: Nobody likes me… I can’t be the only one who likes lars right?

LIBNLJHBFLVV HATOFUL BIRDIE MANGA UPDATE SAKUYA WOW WHAT A CUTIE I CAN’T??? WOW LOOK AT HIM

flamesofandraste: I can’t be the only one who adores Mizuki and the ground he walks on. He just seems like the guy who’ll just stand there and take any abuse Aoba will throw and him until Aoba’s just standing there with tears in his eyes, shoulders

greencarnations: voidbat: merlinsbane: this would be a good time to donate to xkit-extension because they’re doing a lot of hard work and they’re just one dude so yknow. toss some cash their way if you can so we can go back to blogging properly.

okay but like out the words aoba and flexible into a sentence and nine times out of ten i’ll start crying.

melinatedmadame: onyourtongue: mindoflarks: theequeenpin: 50nerdsofeccentricpurple: Looking 27 and shit…. At 50 and shit! This can’t be life no this can’t be life.😩😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 Ageing goals 😫😫😫😩😩😩

blkbruja: you really can’t be out here talking about Beyoncé can’t sing and in the same breath say “as a singer myself” … like honey what you sound like???

illiryasunmist: “Regrets collect like old friendsHere to relive your darkest momentsI can see no way, I can see no wayAnd all of the ghouls come out to playAnd every demon wants his pound of fleshBut I like to keep some things to myselfI like to

thecapn: can u imagine how hot id be if i ate right and took care of my body i’m not gonna do it but can u imagine

captainjonnitkessler:Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -

kaijuno:Men, take note. Women don’t want a men who is used up like chewed gum. Be a treasure not a target!!

distractedbyherownthoughts: coconut-tea: why are you not my grandma Can I be her when I grow up?

I could literally get a message like ‘I want to fuk your face in you bitch’ and I would reply ‘fuck*’ and people would be like HOW DARE YOU, MAYBE HE DIDNT LEARN HOW TO SPELL AS A BABY. YOU ARE SO HEARTLESS AND OFFENSIVE. like can you please

I wonder a lot if I was in porn what category I would be in like can I still pass for ‘babysitter’ or am I an old hecker now. but lesbian for sure tho, sign me up.

bikenesmith: like the worst thing ever is when you’re talking about something you really love to someone and you can just tell that they dont give a shit

That’s what I’m talking about! This guy is her cousin-in-law. That’s why it gets awkward in the small business…And then also it’s like…to be expected with these guys…ehhh..ugh, I just wish he’d disappear.

Can i be miley now or what

I just wish anatomy were and option. I hate this so much. I hate how i feel someting, desire something that isnt even real and that can never be real with this anatomy. I just want a functional life. A functional sexuality. but like with so much else

The tension between the feeling of never finding someone to be intimate with, and the fact that all people have dreams that end up being in vain.

I’m actually only going to watch Pacifist runs because oh my god it’s so rare that you get a game that you can just be nice all the time and I’m not gonna like ‘taint’ that purity by seeing all the bad things that COULD have

spatialheather: jen-iii: I talk to @l-sula-l and @spatialheather like on a day to day basis and it still shocks me that I’ve only known them for like less than a year?? Like we’re at that point that it feels fucking WEIRD if we don’t talk for

southern-hell-angel: i hate never being good enough or always being a back up choice. like can i be someone’s first choice for fucking once.

eocb replied to your post “so i KNOW its not likely but god, if ur listening, can ishtar be in…” wouldn’t Ereshkigal be the Rin Hakuno wants listen,,eresh only just came

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