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“It’s a drugs bust. I’ll bring the drugs; you bring the bust.”
“You’re gonna need a blanket when you see the size of my cock.”
“People who don’t find me attractive? Not my division.”
“Will you join my football team and raise five children with me?”
The best of Greg Lestrade, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of A Study in Pink references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Hounds of Baskerville references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Reichenbach Fall references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Will you be my division?”
“If you were my holiday, I wouldn’t need to fancy another one.”
The best of Scotland Yard (Greg Lestrade, Sally Donovan, and Sylvia Anderson), from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of breaking the fourth wall, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing to be your detective inspector.” Submitted (with photo) by epicnessisfoundwithin.
“Excuse me, but did you say ‘Fuck the police’? You must be my division.”
“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll do everything you tell me to.”
“Why should you choose me? Well, I am my own least irritating officer.”
“I would buy you a deerstalker even if the rest of Scotland Yard didn’t pitch in.”
“You’re a great man, and I think one day, if I get lucky with you, you might even be a good one.”
“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”
“My division is the one between your legs.”
“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s actually a bit of an inside joke… My ex-boyfriend, (whom I am no longer on speaking terms with), has a daughter now, and he’s been persistently trying to inform me of this fact.
“Come to my division. We have coffee and doughnuts.”
“Forget Fifty Shades of Grey– how about fifty shades of silver?”
The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“My division is LONG division… Wanna see why?”
“If you think cerise drains you, you should see how exhausted I could make you.”
“I’d let you investigate more than just my crime scenes, if you deduce my meaning.”
“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date to the Watson wedding?”
“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring to Helen Louise.”
“Can I whisper how much I love you? NOT REALLY!”
“If you got away from me, I’d be so upset, I’d start kicking a tire.”
In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]
“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”
“I want to Lestraddle you.”
The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll grow on you.”
“I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on holiday.”
“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window.”
The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.
“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual.”
“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t mean like Claudette Bruhl.”
“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already the most beautiful thing in the world.”
“I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.”
“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll never have to handle a broken heart.”
“Lestrade? More like Lust-rade.”
The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!
“Lestrade will find his division before I find someone better than you.”
“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”
“You know how most days aren’t good days? This is a good day… because I’m with you.”
“Break-ins aren’t my division, but I’ll make an exception if you wanna break into my bedroom.”
The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s appeared in more than one season, (based on number of notes).Thank you guys so much for 50,000 followers!!!!! <3
“Seeing how much I love you? That wouldn’t exactly take Sherlock Holmes.â€
“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.â€
“Are you Anderson? Because I want to ‘Phillip’ your hole with my cock.â€
“Why have Lestrade when you can have More-trade?â€
“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver, but your heart is pure gold.â€
“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s afraid.â€
“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade could work them out.â€
The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number of notes.I just realized I never did a photoset for this episode! #FlashbackFriday?
The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous people.
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