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Doin’ a fanfic about PearlLookin’ up official terminology about spearsUsin’ those terms in the ficFeelin’ all smart and stuff for usin’ those terms…Then realizin’ you accidentally looked up ‘spermatozoa’ instead of ‘spear’
Me: Cats are weird. Why do they want more food when their bowl still has some food in it?Also me: Oh sweet holy Jesus of fucking Nazareth my phone battery is at 65% and I’m three bus stops from home I won’t make it pray for me