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superhighschoollevelpessimist:eneko-wweh: mr-egbutt: tyleroakley: witchhctiw: the-solitary-witch: warriorsatthedisco: Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano. Saxes move downstage. I’ll just
phantomverse: xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before joke or not, look at that skeleton
and i am this great unstable mass of blood and foam and no emotion that’s worth having could call my heart its home my heart’s an autoclave
lol Italian jokes :3
giraffesareawesome: LOL no joke, thats exactly how i am now. EXACTLYY
theweedteacher: reeferkitten: soripped-forgotiwasripped: That’s no joke when I say that looks like some fire oh my Holy shit Dragon bud
Just a few hours until a new episode! From Storyboarder Raven Molisee: New Steven Universe episode tonight! At 6:30pm on Cartoon Network, you can catch the premiere of “Joking Victim”. Its another one from me and my dear partner, Paul. Please, enjoy!
marsminer-venusspring: A famously mistranslated quote from Nikita Khrushchev. HAH! Wonderful. I had always wondered when someone was gonna make a joke about her nameI love it man!
My mom said that if this post get 20,000,000,000,000,003 likes she will buy my gay dog a fluffy chicken and respect its identity as a rooster
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pardonmewhileipanic: drywalljackson: Cop Drama written by 7 year olds. i’m not even joking, this is my favorite vine ever I JUST FUCKING DIED OMG I WANT 6 SEASONS AND A MOVIE
miniar: lastqueenofmars: thefilmstage: The BFG (Steven Spielberg; 2016) Watch the first trailer. I keep thinking big fuckin giant BFG = Big Fucking Gun… I am confused. Its the Big Friendly Giant you sillies x3
pureslime: bidoof: when you think about it the big bang theory is basically a live action sitcom equivalent of ctrl+alt+del. they both feature unrealistic cartoonish archetypal nerd characters, they both have the same repetitive overly verbose joke
arcanine-weenus: icanonlyjunkrat: bratmcnugget: danipup: locket-ship: jedihighcouncil: hardtostayaway: jedihighcouncil: Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not
bowtiesandtriangles: its joke!! and grunkle stan’s proud of ya kiddo!!!
witchgenocide: batman72182: witchgenocide: Things you can do instead of making Ebola jokes: - brush your teeth - splash boiling water on your face - grow up or you could grow up and see that its fucking funny. i hate sens sensitive people. next your
deliveryxiao: Recess is one of those shows you HAVE to go back as an adult to get all of its jokes that were secretly implanted in your head.
bowtiesandtriangles: its joke!! and grunkle stan’s proud of ya kiddo!!! her innocence! DX>
Don't tread on me: Short Rant. Logic is a wonderful thing... when its logical...
lol……. Someone had to say it. ***NOTE: If he’s into 13 yos he’s not a pedophile. Extremely misused term. Pedophilia is not related to any age, its related to physical development. Pedophiles like prepubescent girls,
…… I had post this… its a pun… this is Tumblr. Don’t judge me. >_>
Right? Sigh, its hard being this sexy.
lavenderpanda: zoey and i will always quote this whenever we’re joking and one of us starts getting too personal with ourselves lol
kingcheddarxvii: kingcheddarxvii: When Nintendo was founded, less time had passed since the Gettysburg Address than the time that’s passed between now and the release of the original Donkey Kong Some of you seem to think I’m joking Nintendo is
so i did some research on gamergate and have come to the conclusion i want nothing to do with it. video game journalism is a joke, the industry is more or less a joke, and the whole “scandal” is rooted in combating “sjw’s”
transgirlnausicaa: metaflesh: lets all leave tumblr for crouton.net best fucking site ever no weird changes that alienate the userbase no april fools or other seasonal jokes no obnoxious self-promoting asshole bloggers no blogs whatsoever no posts
racistpartyking: if i can get to lowering my voice enough that its not all high and squeaky Donnie should get that podfic by either today or tomorrow i uh, still havent picked a fic, I’m thinking maybe the fili/kili one or Running But pretty
thathomestar: oh shit here he comes its duke nukem
andrastesgrace: diagondaley: buttgenie: i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens #especially those sarcastic witty
sarenderpity: sarenderpity: Friendly reminder that if you shake hands with a guy you shouldn’t eat or touch your face until you’ve washed your hands. this isnt some Feminist Joke, btw, they basically teach this in food safety since so many guys
goodgonads: not the first one to make this joke but
amylynn0002: shiiiit. Just when I thought I couldn’t love Ali Liebert any more I go and find her facebook page and she updates THIS. …I no joke have been sitting at home almost all day watching the golden girls and now I know we are soul mates.
You know that scene in Shattered Memories where Harry is in the back of the car while two people start arguing and at first it’s just kind of weird and he cracks a joke to break the tension but then it gets more and more awkward and he’s just
pretty much every single time I or someone else says “what was that noise?” I need to follow it up with “whose footprints are these?” Its pretty obnoxious but I can’t not do it
raveneesimo: New Steven Universe episode tonight! At 6:30pm on Cartoon Network, you can catch the premiere of “Joking Victim”. Its another one from me and my dear partner, Paul. Please, enjoy!
Whoa, Boomerang completely changed its logo and bumpers. It was the same for ages and now it’s completely different. Looks good, though, more appealing to kids
slasher9485:alcheminty: hodge-podge-cosplay:vodka-and-flower-crowns: kingofthecasuals!!!! It made it to the dashs!! GO D DAMMIT THIS TOOK ME 2 YEARS TO UNDERSTAND THIS WHAT THE F- Someone please tell me the joke The coke says ‘legend’,
omegaman06:artemispanthar:If a corrupted Gem’s gem is in the same place it would be in their humanoid form, then the Cave Monster from “Arcade Mania” looks like it has its gem is a very uncomfortable place But in the episode “Steven the sword
steven-universe-confessions: I had a hard time understanding jokes when I was younger(I kind of have a hard time with it to this day). I’m just really happy that I can relate to her, Pearl even made me more confident in myself. Because back then,
It’s always kind of frustrated me that when in “Joking Victim” Steven asked what the tape was and Sadie said “It’s like a DVD shaped like a box” a lot of people decided that meant Steven didn’t know what a videotape was and didn’t have
I just thought of a hilarious terrible joke I want to draw but to do it I’d have to draw Jasper and Peridot and I’ve never drawn either of them before so it will probably look awful
peridoxic: elasticitymudflap: tbqh… to me the unnecessary fear-mongering that happens when a fandom pulls a bad, particularly harmless, joke is more annoying than the joke itself like yes, tell the people who participated how to right the wrong,
theabcsofjustice: puja723: octosmagiccastle: I REALLY hope this isn’t an April Fools joke… WHAT IS THIS?! :OOOOO @zelka94 @rainbowsburningstars @theabcsofjustice @hiramiyugioh I’m betting that it’s probably a fandub, but damn it’s a
sugarandmemories:its joke
nopadsnohelmets: i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.
chlorokin: sadpunkhamlet: jaffajamjam: chlorokin: My absolute favorite thing right now is this lovely sculpture that I purchased from the talented artist, @hannibabies (also know as @sadpunkhamlet). Modern art at its finest! I looks so colourful
puleunie: iTs JoKe!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
nintendorking: tropicaziall: smoke-thc-drop-lsd: why am i laughing ITS BACK yoohoo big summer blow out ^ hahahaha
thefemmeside: Perils of Practical Joking: sometimes the joke becomes all too real.
sissyscockeuphoria: If you’re scared just don’t make it super obvious… or maybe make it seem like a joke… but you better suck on something in front of someone sissies!
badjokesbyjeff: A perfectly triangular lake has 3 kingdoms on its 3 sidesThe first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people, the second is humbler, but has its fair share of wealth and power. The third kingdom is struggling
its-me-that-guy: drkipsilverpoint: inthisquarter: therollinstones: Me going through with an impulsive thought This is a requirement for getting a geology degree the sand guardian’s elusive brother…the stone guardian… hephaestus quivers before
hrmnzr: i-am-senpai-and-i: hrmnzr: “earth” without “art” is just canadian So what you’re saying is that art is what’s wrong with the world? Cuz Canada got its Shit well together. THE JOKE IS THAT IF YOU REMOVE ART FROM THE WORD EARTH
Fuck fuck fuuuuuck you. “She’s this that and the other thing, at least its real with you” My ass. You can have one or the other, not both. Thinking you were a good guy. LOL what a joke.
also i’ve noticed that the tough thing about my url is people automatically think of ‘bunny’ or think im a bunny, even though im not anymore haha the url kinda came up from an old fandom joke, its just that i couldn’t imagine
i’ve been smiling and laughing and having feelings all this week (9 days actually) because of tlok, its just really nice because i haven’t felt like this in a while like…kinda happy and excited about something i guess? i see jokes on
its so important to like and reblog every selfie on ur dash especially mine
breathesi cant believe they legit made a ‘ruby is manipulative’ joke im sobbingalso blake my poor bi daughter…they keep making weird shippy jokes w/ u and the fuckin d o gstill was probably the better episode so far