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nyannerz: ok i found this picture in my folders and it reminded me that i am still searching for this long lost video and i cannot die peacefully until it is found.over two years ago, i found this weird porn video online (shut up i wasnt doing anything
crrocs: timeywimeymindpalace: righteouskungfu: ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT INTERNET EXPLORER’S FACE??? moisturize me I guess the face took too long to form that it wasnt ready by the time it was born
Im sorry..
um, well, this is awkward- things to know, im illitarate- deal with it im a bitch- TAKE IT oh this is me at green earth festival, it wasnt fun, but this is a recent piccywikk toodooloo, keep in touch. MeL xo
khxff: i feel bad my interests are all over the place like idk what content u followed me for originally but it probably wasnt this
skylosminkan: Does it fit me?Hello! So I wanted to jump in this bandwagon, a little late maybe, honestly I started the sketch days ago, and I wasnt even sure if I was gonna finish it… (but I did the sketch pretty quick and I liked it so here it is)
“So Peri, your favorite color’s blue… you’re totally into me.”
Am I the only one that randomly sings “I let you finish on the tat that say Tsunami, bust down on your future baby mami” no? Just me?
Nicholle doesn’t understand how hard it is for me to order food. She should know this by now considering one of the first times we hung out I asked her to order for me when we went to Sonic…
nyehs: nyehs: nyehs: this fukcin me up so badly i just had to watch this agaikn to make sure it wasnt something i dreamed of i tried to forget about this damned video but it always comes back to me it is always lurking in the depths of the darkest
chombiecho said: wow, i’d be shitting my fuckin pants i wouldnt have even notice unless i felt it in the toffee i was eating. i didnt even feel it come out it wasnt even the tooth that had been hurting me a few weeks ago?? it was one of the few
dorilucy1: and it wasnt quite me and it wasnt quite u
lesbiancupid: this is the wildest quiz i ever took, buzzfeed is the height of journalism
morningstr: I’m your son. And you r e j e c t e d me.
urbancatfitters: *panics but in a super chill & casual way*
rosasanctus: Them: What do you remember about Middle School? Me:
wheezyandherman: So apparently Missy is the Master. and apparently the first thing she did upon seeing the doctor was kiss him. And Ik the last time the Master was around it wasnt moffat writing but its still like. if theyre going to kiss god forbid
cyantheart: who said regency au? it wasnt me, i swear
jacensolodjo: spadetheartist: rollknowledgearcana: bioticplaneswalker: saphistar: capt-biglou: autodiscothings: fleshwerks: the-tevinter-biscuit: huhpotatoes: frogmp3: Here lies Asia. They are not going to be able to make it. Here lies
not sure if im listening to “ china” by anuel aa daddy yankee karol g ozuna & j balvin…or ”it wasnt me” by shaggy
sea-dwellers: so my post wasnt cool enough for you until a popular blog reblogged it huh
When I just want a fling women come out of nowhere wanting to marry me, but when I put myself out there for once looking for something serious I fall for the one woman who can toss me aside without thinking.
xxxxredxxxxcatxxxx: papa-noiz: if anyone asks who made this it wasnt me YES YES YESY ES ALL OF MY YES
captiveprincesss: OKAY I WOULDNT EVEN BE FUCKING FREAKING OUT IF IT WASNT FOR THIS DO YOU SEE IT YOU FUCKING SEE THOSE BICEPS????????????? LIKE I KNOW HE’S PRETTY FUCKING RIPPED, HE FUCKING WALKS AROUND WITH HIS DAMN KIMONO HALF OPEN EVERY DAMN
tripnipalex replied to your post: tripnipalex “Pink, Blue, Yellow, …no it wasnt me but im just sayinMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-hm
so I dyed my hair rainbowish/unicorn (purple, pink, blue, teal) over the weekend and one of my co-workers told me “it looks nice. if anyone can pull off a look like that it’s you!” but like what does that even mean lol does she think
Should anyone ask, say it wasnt me
the-absolute-best-gifs: davespritebudgie: Celebrity Story Time: George R. R. Martin, Part 1/3 he wasnt even looking at the book in the end he was looking at me it’s me jack is me…. ;) don’t click The way this story should be read.
Single…word Also a fuck you to you. First this was just a break, but after that beautiful conversation so much of me has lost all trust in you, all hope in you.
areyougoodwithyourhands: THEY REALISED IT WASNT HER AND DELETED THE ARTICLE IM SCREAMIFN Omg it’s 10:30 am. I’m stoned and there’s already shit going on
ratedmirr: It wasnt me
cooljaku: aobatoppingnoiz: fuck I have seen this post on my dash at least 4 times today and it took me until just now to realize it was spongebob?? I wasnt reading the text before, and it took me a further 30 seconds to realize that was mr krabbs This
It kills me that my best wasnt enough
It Wasnt Me...
it-wasnt-over-4-me: Totally me!
cummbunny: darfin left me to go talk car deals and it’s taking TOO LONG for the person who was asking for this - uh I think this is it?? sorry it’s sideways!!
can you fucking stop?? you sent me a message saying the same thing. I am an actual human, believe it or not and im not just some sexual object that is reduced to ‘perfect slut’ because I had sex. you actually make me mad, bye.
so today at work some special person was coming in and my supervisor was all panicky and told me that since I was new it was best if I wasnt around for the questioning so I should go sit in the breakroom until its done but after 1.5 hours it still wasnt
im pretty sure I died a little bit last night because oh my goddd darfin made my mind blank for a little while. idk why but everywhere he touched was like ultra sensitive and heightened and he went down on me for like 30 minutes and my legs were shaking
and again im sitting here and this group of girls are acting normal until they see me and then they start staring and whispering excitedly and im wondering if they follow me or they’re excited they found the first alien visit earth
a while ago a voice actor for a childrens tv show was talking with me and bought me a few things and was interested in being my low effort sugar daddy. I wasnt interested bc I’m not seriously into sugar babying and this guy was so paranoid about
partyshoggoth: Oh No That Was Probably A Really Weird Thing To Say Wasnt It: A Memoir
bestshoutout: I know I haven’t given u permission to orgasm and Uve been begging me and holding it in as much as u can like such a good girl… You’ve wasnt it you can squirt all over my hard cock now sub
what if it wasnt imposible to think if I would like this time of year if I were cis and had a decent figure.
onepersonscrazyness: Our brave journey through the scare zone at knott’s scary farm with me and jen-iii..well it was brave until a zombie sneaked up on her xD
cucolus: crystalgem-confessions: “I would love to see Garnet pole dancing…she’s so damn attractive.” -officialrabbithole @jen-iii
akiramakira: i wasnt feeling well so i drew you another dirkjake on a date in an amusement park. Dirk is scared of roller coasters. amusement park dates yess thank you!! 8’)
I colored this in a long time ago but wasnt to happy with it so I never sent it but whatever I hope you like it even though there is a ton of mistakes(zeawesometyler)of course i love it
drshota said: did u read the fic about miku turning into a plant lmao oMG no not yET i need too she convinced me to watch the “dont hug me im scared” video
xxx
chiicharron: someone asked for red sun for the crack ship thing theyre going on an adventure idk
Y’all remember when they guy flew out to meet me lol Yeaaaaaaahhhh never again
So I find this interesting, bare with me.Right, so I’ve been on a couple different dating sites and every now and then I recognise people’s faces from places such as, say Fetlife as an example. And when I’m on those sites, I only show my body like
