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gaypornstar:When you’ve got class at 9am
This is me every time. Older men are honestly the only males who ever notice me anyways so it’s wonderful.
boyydivision: Someone tell me what Overwatch is about
isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSBAND
gukju:*me at the tattoo parlor* yes i’d like an infinite sign.. no. Hey… no you don’t understand. have you ever heard of infinite. look at this picture of woohyun
bladdershycutiepie: me: *takes a deep breath* me: i lo- anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love pee, we know, you love omorashi so much, it’s the light of your life, you love it so much, you just love guys pissing their pants,
My girlfriend is literally my dream girl. She stands up for what’s right, she fights for the underdog, she likes sleeping outside and swimming, she cooks really good food, she’s a radical queer, she loves me and writes me poems, she’s
pepperree: pepperree: Oops this has already been reblogged everywhere :,D 1) Please don’t tag as ‘me’ as this is literally me and a friend (ottercola’s monstersona, Eris). 2) That said, the two here are high school friends in this AU! With
dearlesbian: someone: what harry potter house are you :) me: i’ve come to really not like harry potter, because of the way the majority of its fans behave as well as the bullshit jk rowling says and does and im not really comfortable identifying w/
allmymetaphors: this is how I feel always
my blog is great but have u seen my ass
kalxskirata: This is literally me. Like, genuinely 90% of the time…
slapping: conxerse: all i have is low self esteem and good taste in music literally me
brunten: firefawkes: Same But this is literally me
This is literally me when I invite a new guy to join our Xbox group that I flirt with (knowing nothing can happen between us) and everyone either starts confessing their love for him, me, or both of us out of fucking nowhere. Wtf
tinygayscully: me: where is everybody me: (looks at clock) me: ah the Sleeping hours
snapchatting: drawing is fun until you realize how much better other people are at it than u
oeus: boy: *is nice to me* me: i wonder if he’s gay
burning-yaungol: winelesbian: winelesbian: this mermaid is velma’s gf i dont make the rules this is literally so fucking gay ….wtf the fuck Is this Alphidyne
theperksofbeingsoftgrunge: teadalek: #this is literally me and I’m only like 20
fuckmestupid: frenums: THIS IS LITERALLY ME
boringthrill: aguasdelchavo: trying to sound like a normal interested person in public This is me
mudora: polydactyl-orion: A constant mood This is LITERALLY me right now.
lotolle: thisis-my-note: disgracefullyriversong: cumber-kitty: frodo in a t-shirt is odd and adorable at the same time merry’s hair clip though there is literally nothing I don’t like about this gif Playing with fireworks, again.
cats-and-cardigans: cure4hiccups: icapturedbeauty: This is literally my parents. Everything I do is wrong 🙃 FHS SHUT THE FUCK i’m literally on the verge of tears
polyglotplatypus: frickityfranta: a-dog-and-his-best-friend: polyglotplatypus: Were you expecting an inspiring comic about body positivity or something?Sorry, this is just about how cool pansexuality isYou can’t expect me to draw 2 serious comics
bipolar-berry-crunch: you-st0le: This is my entire life FUCK
naomijcho: exyurockfan69: this is fucking awesome:P haha. i hate when my ass is in the way!
haveitjoeway:*watches porn*me: this intro is taking too long*skips one minute* *they eating ass*me: now i gotta rewind because ive obviously missed a key element to the story
touchmykittykat: acutelesbian: A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took
probablyinyourfandom:Dating me is literally a whole lot of- bad jokes- even worse movies- cuddling- making out - you touching my butt - loud (good) music - long text messages and a lot more bad jokes
me: *tries to be flirty* you: “aw, you’re adorable” me: *is outright sexual* you: “woah, calm down” me: *does nothing* you: “you never initiate sex & tbh it’s no fun” me: *never gets laid & dies*
mothurs: me: i love living!!!me, one second later: anyway i’ve been thinking and life is really hard and i want to Die™
cutegirlonline: me, sitting in my bed, in pjs: *is anxious* me: wtf. why
thatsthat24: pistachiolyon: thomas-sanders-with-vine: Nighttime Struggles 🌙 THIS IS LITERALLY ME RIGHT NOW! This is also quite literally me right now.
wardenblues: Cat: *whiny meow* Me: *imitates sarcastically*
straightboyfriend: me: *has small inconvenience* me: i guess the only solution is To Die
rosison: shenko: garbage-senpai: conallcd117: moredepth: Coexist this what i picture world peace looks like This is where I want to be Tiny woman in pink coat is literally me in 50 years The old lady bringing it: Aquarius The guy in the golden
kimreesesdaughter: tamaraaal0vee: missytobi: losive: meche-williams: When you suppose to be getting dressed but the liquor kick-in 🥃 Dawggggggg this is ME AF Literally me every time this song comes on 😂 ^^^^ This me
plannedparenthood: When cramps are bumming you out and even chocolate won’t numb the sad, sometimes it’s best to just relax. What helps calm your period-y mood? This is literally me right now
expiry: expiry: This is literally me when my mum asks me to do something for her omfg Nothings changed ^
aiela: this is literally me right now please don’t change the source if this gets any notes xx
letsgetlucky: quidditchcaptain: leannecswizzle: I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OMGGGG this is literally me in a gifset me
this is literally me trying to get my life together…
quizasnuncafuisteparami: this is literally me trying to get my life together… Y por esa razón no trapeo :((
hotfrogs: doorbell: *rings* me:
@mypasalacqua LITERALLY ME IN EVERY SITUATION
drain-seeker: literally my life story in high school
girrrlcum: This is literally me when I suck dick
IT MAKES ME SO STRESSED WHEN SOMEONE IS ON MY FACE PAGE SOMEONE IS LITERALLY LOOKING AT MY TAGGED/ME (except its tagged/face bc im a dick) AND I AM FEELING VERY OVERWHELMED LIKE WHO ARE U ARE U CUTE DO U THINK IM CUTE
hamhammyham: Boy im interested in who is interested in me: *likes another girls selfie* Me: oh u want to play games? *fucks someone else*
kokoro4kakashi: Year is 2547child: i can’t sleeeeepmother: awww, i’ll sing you this ancient lullaby that my mother taught me, and her mother taught her…[cuddles]mother: WEEEE AAAARE FIGHTING DREAMERS! TAKAMI WO MEZASHITE!
fvesos:I get scared when I’m showering and I hear noise like what if my family is being murdered out there and I have no time to get dressed I am going to have to fight this person naked; tiddies flying and all dat shit
twerkingforchickenuggets: This is literally me when su comes on tv
fousheezy: shenko: garbage-senpai: conallcd117: moredepth: Coexist this what i picture world peace looks like This is where I want to be Tiny woman in pink coat is literally me in 50 years this is such a pure video I want to watch it every time
starrycove: Don’t act like pidge is not the favorite
shezasag: scottymouth: bob-belcher: Who needs Meghan Trainor’s “NO” when there’s this masterpiece? I THINK YOU COULD USE A MINT this is literally honestly a fucking bop
liquorinthefront: this is literally me