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Why the Apple App Store Doesn’t Work In some ways the Apple app store is one of the greatest retail platforms ever invented; it gave the ability for anyone to make an application for their iOS platform and sell it to the public. But in some ways it’s
fuck-benedict-cumberbatch: ldrsociety: BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet.
The Barisieur is an alarm clock and coffee brewer. It eases the user into the day with the subtle movement of stainless steel ballbearings that boil the water through induction heating, accompanied by the smell of freshly brewed coffee. It encourages
at-her-feet: Like my little invention? It’s great! It never tires and never stops. Once the sensor feels an orgasm approaching, it stops and lets you cool down. Then, once your arousal level drops slightly, it fires back up. You are tied nicely, so
I promise mom, It’s not what it looks like.
bigboobiesbasement: I really don’t think they invented baby oil for babies. I think they invented it for this purpose right here. I just love the smell of it, and I love how great it feels to rub it all over a woman’s body. I love it even more
herpich: My custom thumbnail reframing tool was totally obsolete long before I invented it, and couldn’t possibly be of use to anyone besides myself. Everything I use it for can be done a thousand times more easily and effectively via even the most
themiddleliddle: everyone makes fun of jon snow for thinking he invented cunnilingus but ygritte, who was a lot more sexually experienced than he was, thought he invented it too also have you ever known of another character in the series to perform cunni
This is one of the first dishes I ever invented. It’s chicken breast stuffed with sundried tomatoes, fresh basil, goat cheese, marinated artichokes and spinach. Serve it over pasta and top with a lemon/butter/white wine/garlic/parsley and caper
stevita:lbh though, there probably is a spell for that. Hell, maybe Lise invented it. Tested it out on a couple of squirrels and then figured out how to reverse-engineer it, just to see if it could be done. She’d never use it on a human, though. She
neutralmilk:yes i’m actually mad about this the same trendy white girls buying ‘henna kits’ and rocking it like they invented it are the same white girls who teased me in elementary school for wearing fancy salwar kameez and mehndi to school on
did-you-kno: In 1976, it was removed from one fire station and installed in another, and they severed the cord out of fear that unscrewing the bulb would break it. It was moved with a full police and fire truck escort. The bulb has a dedicated live
straightboyfriend: straightboyfriend:Worst 😱 example of cultural appropriation ever: LGBTs 👩❤️👩👨❤️👨👭👬 stole the rainbow 🌈 from God. 👼🏽 It’s his. 😧😱🤧 He invented 👨🏽🔬 it. Gen. 9:11-17.
hurpadootdoot: romeoisadick: inbox: inbox: in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as “zee” they pronounce it as “zed” and that is crazy to me it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it They do that everywhere in the
magictransistor: Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention: ‘We’re Only In It For The Money’ Freak Out! (1967). This is so fucking cool
haiku-oezu: gearstation: sacredassbutt: baruchsbalthamos: Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots. ahem. #man you just got roasted like a hazelnoot It’s funny cause we Italians invented it and we pronounce
princessnoob: It makes me so happy that people really love Nooby. Like, people love my dumb character that I invented. HOW COOL IS THAT. Well duh. Cute, cool person makes cute, cool character? What’s not to love? :3
kidouyuuto: kidouyuuto: i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES
aristotle-v-mashyspikeplate:suffices:half sword, half skateboard. its called the skatesword and i invented it. now who wants to drive me to the hospitali feel like swordboard has a much nicer ring to itbut we can discuss it on the way
“I don’t like Steven Universe because it panders to tumblr” What? What does that even mean?
expose-the-light: 20 Things You Didn’t Know About Relativity Galileo invented it, Einstein understood it, and Eddington saw it. 1 Who invented relativity? Bzzzt—wrong. Galileo hit on the idea in 1639, when he showed that a falling object behaves
gang-vocals: lanternlighting: thepinkestpug: osseus-custos: brot8o-chip: outaspaceman: I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍 “if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me” @fake-bird
theyoungidea: mediamattersforamerica: Climate change is not that complicated! (h/t) also!!! just because i don’t understand something well enough to explain it in sparkling detail doesn’t mean it isn’t real!!! THATS WHY THEY INVENTED SCIENTISTS
orarewebitches: 17mul: eccentric-nae: charlespry: king-nefertiti: inventive-inc: king-nefertiti: inventive-inc: king-nefertiti: How do white people not see they are what’s wrong with this world? How do black people not see they are whats
flawlesslyash: anytime i question who invented something, i hit up google just to , most of the time, confirm my suspicions that a person of color invented it. because we are awesome and we do dope shit like invent things people, especially the white
americanprophet: “Oh! My peanut! Yeah, she’s my peanut.” “Peanut! I call him Peanut, too. The thing is, I think it was me that invented it. But he would never admit that!”
justplainsexxxy: I would like to shake the hand of the man who invented spandex. Lets be honest it has to be a man who invented it
cametobreakhearts: “I always have such need to merely talk to you. Even when I have nothing to talk about – with you I just seem to go right ahead and sort of invent it. I invent it for you. Because I never seem to run out of tenderness for you and
did-you-kno: The telegraph was invented because of heartbreak. When Samuel Morse left town to paint a portrait, his wife suddenly fell ill and died. Because it took days for him to find out she had been sick, he was so upset that he abandoned his art
rtahuniverse: autumngracy: joecarrolltho: thatfunnyblog: “why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same” alouise311 Fun fact:Coca-cola was invented before the widespread use of refrigeration, and was therefore formulated
“I heard a definition once: Happiness is health and short memory! I wish I’d invented it, because it is very true.” - Audrey Hepburn
discoursedrome: argumate: argumate: the post-apocalyptic desert-gasoline setting feels so right despite being so stark raving insane it’s incredible, who the hell invented it. I had a copy of Freeway Fighter at some point, and Car Wars dates back to
slothsswbu: sexcit1ng: mynameisloren: sexcit1ng: If you don’t do this, you’re doing it wrong. Omfg thought I was one of the only ones! :O Everyone that does it thinks they invented it, haha. Haha yes^
wanderlustwithcallofthewild: “I heard a definition once; Happiness is health & short memory! I wish I’d invented it, because it is very true!” -#AudreyHepburn
elektranachois: “Oh! My peanut! Yeah, she’s my peanut.” “Peanut! I call him Peanut, too. The thing is, I think it was me that invented it. But he would never admit that!”
youngndirtyminded: alcohol is the best thing that was ever invented and I’m so proud of whoever invented it
cosplayerotica: NSFW - official Cammy-Ass day! Yup, it’s today (I invented it:). Let’a celebrate it, with some Cammy-ass poses and photos. Cosplay by Angela Blanche, photos by Vanholywell.
mrgtrobbie: "When I look back on my life, it’s not that I don’t want to see things exactly as they happened, it’s just that I prefer to remember them in an artistic way. And truthfully, the lie of it all is much more honest because I invented it."
neutralmilk: yes i’m actually mad about this the same trendy white girls buying ‘henna kits’ and rocking it like they invented it are the same white girls who teased me in elementary school for wearing fancy salwar kameez and mehndi to school on
hurpadootdoot: romeoisadick: inbox: inbox: in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as “zee” they pronounce it as “zed” and that is crazy to me it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it They do that everywhere in the world that’s
Every damn day I think to myself, oh my GOD I have to wipe off all this makeup later and then DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN TOMORROW. 😩😖
kailahxo:forel: badgalfaashion: Marilyn Monroe + JFK they invented the mirror selfie Easily one of my favorite pictures That’s not JFK, that’s the photographer that did her boudoir pictures. Pretty sure it’s Douglas Kirkland. Not
I DO love the Idea of Wednesday inheriting Gomez’s fine art of thoughtful pet names but I love the idea that Wednesday doesn’t give Enid any sort of nicknames, but the WAY she says her name makes it feel like romance was just invented
resending bc i dunno if “tumblr took too long to respond” means that it sent or not:pinkie accidentally overdid it with the edible glitter again, and is adorable(g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e)
