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Tagged by zelka941. Drawing (hell yeah)2. Sleeping (neverending battle between sleeping and drawing tbh)3. All my cats and guinea pigs (my cute lil’ patooties! <3 )4. Sculpting and making jewellery (idk I like arting in general )5. My fav characters
If Crunchyroll isn’t lying, I get to read 101 today.-Jaws theme plays in the background-Aw heck, I just realized how disappointed I’m going to be in the anime where that doesn’t play every single time Galliard is on screen.
Tagged by @iahfy :3The rules: List ten things that make you happy, then tag ten people to do the same.In no particular order:The Bae Friends (the tv show, jk ) dog (mostly my dog, but other dogs work too.)anime (sometimes it does the opposite though.)boob
CLICK FOR NSFW BAGGINSHIELD ~warnings in tags~ spirittrax answered: Bagginshield reverse cowgirl on piles of gold. please thanks ~Requests are closed~
oppidenos: Tumblr is so off base with their reasoning and reactions to being removed from the App Store like,,,, You stupid fucking idiots pixiv is still in the American App Store and it’s explicit as shit. They’re just not useless morons. Imbeciles.
whenever I see hate/negativity in tags, especially specific tags (like someone had to go out of their way to tag it), I can’t help but picture, like, a club meeting in some rec room and then some guy pokes his head in and is like “Excuse me, I just
Petrichor in the park.
metapianycist: metapianycist: the “lol triggered” meme is only considered funny in a society where mentally ill people are devalued. it relies on a context where mentally ill people’s needs are considered ridiculous. additional fact: the meme
oursuperadventure: In the winter I take on my true form, a woolly rectangle. >:Up.s Christmas shipping deadline is Thursday (15th Dec) for UK orders on my shop, so hop to it! :0 sarahgraley.bigcartel.com more || instagram || twitter || facebook ||
alphajade:“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place
oomshi: when i die bury me in a ball pit at chuck e cheese
litterbot: rainbowbarnacle: stunt-muppet: he hide in own tentacles :w [x] *SCREECHING* Me when getting compliments
moloweez: micdotcom: WhiteHouse.gov scrubs climate change, LGBTQ, more issues from official site after Trump takes office It’s official. Donald Trump is the president of the United States. In with the new and out with the… civil rights, climate change
mechagodzilla: mechagodzilla: metroidtwo: We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible. what button what fucking button
oathkeeper-of-tarth: I noticed Garnet actually starts crying when Steven refuses to listen to her warnings about going to the palanquin in Steven’s Dream and now I am upset.
mothurs:tumblr culture in 2012: touch my butt and buy me pizzatumblr culture now: choke me and hit me with your car
afroambrosia: I really love how much her family supports her, despite her awkwardness and weird tendencies. The writers did great in making sure the family didn’t treat her like Meg from Family Guy
beesbeesfearfear: Me, playing Stardew Valley: Okay after this day I’ll close the game Me, the next day, already watered the crops and in town shopping: Unfortunate,
kyleehenke: kyleehenke: I will never forget when i was in art school in a character design class, and my teacher peered over my shoulder while i was drawing a space hero dude and literally hollered “where is his dick????” and he grabbed my pencil
alphajade: “i can’t think straight” i say. you laugh along, believing my joke to be solely about the fact that i am gay. little do you realize that in addition to me being gay, my mental illness causes debilitating cognitive distortions. i cannot
i pray to never rest in peace
mughler: like,,,i dont even want to be filthy rich with two mansions and three houses in three different countries and a private plane thats just egocentrical i just want to eat good fresh food, have a small apartment in a lovely city and the stability
asgardreid: The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing than my internet history would be my calculator history, a chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn’t manage to do in my head.
chronicintrovert:self-care is spending 90% of your day absorbed in fictional worlds/characters to avoid thinking about or engaging with your very real problems
autieblesam: lesbianshepard: my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal
coolhandofagirl: security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.
sashayed: me: everything’s garbagemy cat: (touches me very very very gently on the arm with the softest paw)me: (on the verge of tears) ᶦ ᵇᵉᶫᶦᵉᵛᵉ ᶦᶰ ᵃ ᶫᵒᵛᶦᶰᵍ ᵍᵒᵈ
zlayaevreika: pinkmckinley: do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they
terriamon: mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot* me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*
fratsona: *posts art**IMMEDIATELY sees four anatomical errors, missing shit, part of the line i forgot to erase in eight different places and the silhouette of jesus burned into it*
notmusa: i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in
elijvhx: Me: *carries my phone with me everywhere in the house even though nobody is texting me*
humunanunga: When a customer says some Weird Shit in the middle of check-out,
ohbrae: me: *lays awake at 3 a.m. thinking of the bomb ass breakfast and coffee i’m gonna make in a few hours* me waking up past noon: i will have a potato chip. this will suffice as nourishment.
Oh my god no my dad called oh god no he asked me if I even love at the house anymore and said he hasn’t seen me in a week and he couldn’t wait to see me again fuck this is messing with me so bad oh no someone help
fluffybunnybadass: #not seeing your friends in a while like (via somniumaddiction)
feministperalta: me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting. me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:
mmishaya: Me and my mutuals logging tf in
mothurs: tumblr culture in 2012: touch my butt and buy me pizzatumblr culture now: choke me and hit me with your car
inkskinned: i want to be so kind it echoes backwards in time and undoes the things that hurt you. i want to be so kind it radiates from me. i want to be so kind that i make someone else find faith in humanity again. there’s not much i can do, i’m
raphaeliscoolbutrude: writing-prompt-s: “In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?” Because being mean makes me feel bad.
mercedesbenzodiazepine: I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao
Every day I go to work at a job I hate so I can make money to spend on living accommodations that I don’t have yet because I can’t escape this anyway so that when I finally die I can at least do it in my own space #goals
twenyonepilots: *listens to Stressed Out in a desperate attempt to be less stressed out*
bywandandsword:I want to reach Link levels of androgyny. Am I a boy? Am I a girl? Am I something else? Who knows, but there’s 90% chance I’m carrying a sword and doing magic with music in the woods
mojav: chillin in bed, one titty out, head hurts, life is a mess
flowerbpd: someone: says something to me in a slightly stern/serious tone me: i am so sorry i know im a horrible person undeserving of love
mercedesbenzodiazepine:I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao
spooky-gloria-mott: me in a horror movie
a-daks:“I’m dying Squirtle” and “Pull the trigger Piglet” are two phrases that I will not only use until I die but both evoke an emotion incapable of being translated in any other words.
k-epiphany: me: wants to be multilingual, a musical prodigy, an artist, an author, a poet, an honour student, working in a well-paying job, successful and happy me: sits on my couch eating three(3) party-sized bags of salt and vinegar potato chips and
darkremark: gusmen: “i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet ME
sentochoryu: me: sees the sharp teeth me: [dabs forehead] whoo that’s a thing [towel is soaked with sweat] those are…teeth,,,yep [i have gone through 50 towels in one minute] they….teeth character with sharp teeth: grins me: [sobbing] stop teasing
misskrisseh: SpongeBob memes are my life in a nutshell
ernesthemingwayerotica: crimson-uncovered: I’m totally against gender roles in general, but they’re so sexy to me in a D/s context. Yes, make me cook you stuff in nothing but a frilly apron. Make me do your laundry. Make me do my hair and makeup
pliantlouis: me when i accidentally start typing my comments on the post body instead of the tags: oh no that’s not the kind of person i am
akihitoh: @ the people who don’t talk in the tags: do u feel nothing ever
faun-songs: the little joys of the artist; when i see someone has created a specific tag for my art, when someone tags my art as inspiration, when they address me/talk to me in their tags.you have no idea how many times i smile while reading your tags,
delestre:what would fix your brain? unravel and start knitting it anewscrub wrinkles with a toothbrushwash and spin cycleclean the tank, change the watervinegar baththe tri-color foam like in the car washsomething else (put in tags)my brain is normal
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